Chapter 4

I know I lost most of my reviewers but I was trying to focus on one story at a time. But I got writers block again so I'm doing all stories again. So disclaimer I do not own Maximum Ride…at all.


Fang's P.O.V.

"That…that is not what I said." Max told me still staring at the screen. I laughed.

"Yeah it was kind of weird at the time being when I thought you liked Emo people but…now it all makes sense." I told her. She nodded slowly.

"Daddy…I'm tired." Alex said getting on my lap and laying her head on my chest.

"Okay baby I think that it is time to go to bed." I carried her and put her in her bed.

"Don't forget Knuckles!" Alex said worriedly. I laughed and handed her the stuffed animal; pig, that Max bought her. She yawned and closed her eyes. I left her Batman lamp on and closed the door. When I got back to the living room I looked at Max.

"Are you ready to go to bed?" I asked her.

"Oh no, I am going to watch whatever else Uncle Iggy did." She grabbed the control and pressed play.


Camera's P.O.V.

Iggy adjusted the camera and sat down on his bed.

"I am now changing the main reason I am recording things of life. From today and forever on we're going to record Fang's life, and how he will get Max. My best friend with thank me one day for these memories. And I will be given an Oscar for the best real life film made."

Iggy leaned forward and turned off the camera.


*The Next Day in camera time*


Camera's P.O.V.

"I'm not a stalker…" Iggy sang to himself. He walked in front of Max's house, "Whoop-dee-doo! Look who it is!" Iggy called as he recorded Max get out of her house.

"Holy shit! You scared me!" Max yelped. Iggy laughed.

"I know my presence is greatly honored but sweetheart I have a question for you." He said smugly. Max sighed.

"Another question? Is it urgent because I have to go." Max told him.

"Yes…can I get a ride to school? I missed the bus." Iggy had the camera on his shoulder like a pirate with a parrot.

"I go to school 45 minutes before the buses even arrive…" Max replied pointedly.

"Please, I'll buy you coffee on the way." He told her. She sighed and motioned him to get in.

"Make that a Chocolate Chip Frappe." Max said as she started the engine.

"…But coffee's are way cheaper."

"Either pay for my gas or for my Chocolate Chip Frappe."

"Oh Chocolate Chip Frappe it is!" Iggy said joyfully. Max slightly smiled and drove to the nearest McDonalds. {No one deny that they're Frappe's are the best}\

"Hello what would you like to order." A woman said on the speaker. Max pulled up in the drive way and gave Iggy a look to order.

"I wanna double cheeseburger
And hold the lettuce
Don't be fronin son
No seeds on da bun
Up in dis drive thru-"Iggy got interrupted by the speaker.

"We can get you arrested for saying that rap you know." She said bored. Who wouldn't be at 7 in the morning working at the drive thru.

"Crap, okay I just want a Chocolate Chip Frappe and one coffee with four creams and eight sugars." Iggy said sighing.

"Would that be all sir?" she asked.

"Yes ma'am!"

"Don't call me that. That will be $3.49" She answered and Max pulled up slightly laughing.

"That wasn't funny." He said sadly. Max shook her head still laughing. Iggy pulled out his wallet and paid the woman. She looked as bored as her voice.

Max pulled up to the next window and they handed the cups and Max drove off.

As she pulled into the school parking lot a waiting friend gave Max a weird look as she saw Iggy.

Max got out of her car at the same time Iggy did.

"What are you doing with that freak?" her friend asked her.

"He's not-He bought me coffee." Max said. Looking back at Iggy, she couldn't really defend Iggy with that camera on her shoulder. Iggy sighed once again and walked towards the front of the school. Max looked at him guilty.

"Hey! Iggy! Dude!" Fang said running up to Iggy.

"I still don't like her." Iggy told Fang.

"Who…Max? How did you get a ride from her?" Fang asked, jerking his thumb towards her.

"Yes Max, I offered to buy coffee. But that doesn't matter she'll let her friends put you down the first chance they get. Can stand up for herself my ass."

"Iggy you don't have an ass." Fang said trying to make Iggy laugh.

"And you notice this how?" Iggy asked.

"I didn't really think that one through." Fang said sadly. Iggy laughed anyway.

"Thanks man."


*In Biology*


Camera's P.O.V.

Iggy turned his camera back on in bio because this teacher was one of the only ones that allow it. Thinking it's for study. Iggy gratefully sat down noticing Max wasn't there yet. Maybe she was ditching class with her dumb friend.

Unfortunately Max came in laughing at Dylan as he batted his fake lashes. You could tell that they were fake by the amount of Latex he used.

Max sat down next to Iggy and Iggy scooted away.

"Iggy-"Max said reaching towards him slightly.

"Don't get too close Max, I hear that freaks are contagious." Iggy grumbled.

"I'm sorry…I had no excuse for what I did. But you can't just give me the cold shoulder." Max replied. Iggy still turned away. Max's phone beeped and Iggy looked over, Max gave a confused look to her phone and replied to the text.

Iggy leaned close to his camera and whispered.

"This is great insight." Iggy started writing down on his paper and faced his camera towards it.

It read…

Random Stranger who texted Max: Compliment him, you blew down his ego. Might as well boost it back up.

Max: Who is this?

Random Stranger who texted Max: A friend of Iggy's…just do it.

"Um…Iggy…you're really charming and funny. Probably a great person anyone would want to date?" Max said reading off her phone. Iggy laughed knowing Fang's work when he saw it.

"Fine…you are forgiven…for now." Iggy told her.

"Wow you are full of yourself." Max mumbled slipping her phone back into her pocket.

"What was that?" Iggy asked. Max looked shocked.

"Nothing, nothing…wouldn't want to hurt his overly sensitive ego." Max whispered to herself the last part.


Fang's P.O.V.

"Holy crap, his camera has great speakers." Max said wide-eyed.

"Yeah…I think we should go to bed now." Fang said to Max amused.

"I'm going to have nightmares about what that camera heard." Max replied.

"Okay bed now."


And that was the best I could come up with. Read and Review.