I really dont know what to say, except that i believe i've gone mad.
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Enjoy!!
"Sango! Save Kagome and get out of here!" Inuyasha yelled at the demon-slayer, who nodded. She leapt onto Kilala and grabbed the unconscious Kagome, leaving the guys to deal with the huge demon and get the jewel shards that were stuck in its little toe.
They flew into a small clearing in the middle of a forest, and Sango left to find water to rouse Kagome with. As soon as her back was turned, the priestess appeared with a knife. She giggled madly.
"I kill Kagome, no more competition, Inuyasha love me! Simple!" she was about to go ask someone how to use a knife when Sango returned, and shrieked, "Oh my Jesus!!! You were gonna kill Kagome!"
"Yes, I was but I couldn't figure out how to use"-
"SHUT UP!!"
A few minutes later the guys came back. They heard maniacal laughing and ran to see what was going on. Kagome had woken up and was giggling at the sight before her. Sango's was the mad laughter they had heard, as she rode down a convieniently placed hill by the clearing on Kagome's bike. A scream drew the men's attention to the centre of the clearing. Only Kikyo's head showed above the ground. Sango had buried her up to the neck and was about to run her over with the bike.
Splat!
Miroku turned to Inuyasha. "Well there's one way to deal with stalkers."
-Gives cutie smile- I would love to see that. R&R, give me more ideas!
