AN: Chapter has been edited!

Also here's a few translations for you good folks out there.

Gago = indirectly translated as 'Asshole' because stupid and ignorant are too soft in comparison to it's use.
Putang-ina = sometimes abbreviated to just 'tang-ina, means Mother F*cker in usage.
Aso = Dog


Reimu was having a bad day.

For starters, her wake up call had been a graced by the sound of a really, really LOUD alarm clock, which she did not own. Next to the offending item was a note, signed by the ever-eloquent Yukari.

"Wakey, wakey Reimu-chan and go find our new guest~" Reimu could imagine an infuriating smirk on Yukari's face as she read this.

Her morning already ruined, Reimu herself dressed and began flying towards the Aki Shrine as a gut feeling. However, she was interrupted by two hungry brain-dead Kamaitachi. She promptly beat the hell out of them, but did not trouble herself to finish them off.

Landing finally at the shrine of the sisters, Reimu called out for the sisters. "C'mon, hurry up already . . ." she thought impatiently.

After a long period of silence, Reimu lost her patience and stepped inside the shrine, only to find it completely empty.

Cursing in annoyance, Reimu looked around for any sign of life, perhaps the sisters left a note or something? "Yeah right, who'm I kidding" she thought in defeat.

Ready to give up and preparing to leave, Reimu saw something shine on the floor of the living room, bent low Reimu picked up the object. It was a rectangular brass object, the top portion of it seemed loose, with hinges attaching it to the lower area. Reimu flipped the top down, and nearly dropped the object in surprise. The inside was a little more ornate, with small box with holes inside and a gear attached inside it. Most surprisingly was the small tongue of flame that lept from a small hole at the tip of smaller box.

"Hm . . . this is came from Outside, so that means that guy was here for sure" thought Reimu "So all I need to do is find the sisters and I find him!"

Picking up the strange object, Reimu left the shrine and flew towards the one place she was sure would know were the sisters are. "I just hope those damn Tengu let me in without any trouble" she thought, hopeful that her day couldn't get any worse.


There were a lot of times when Nathan felt like laughing, not because he saw something funny, it was more of a 'I give up trying to understand why God hates me' laugh, like right now.

The reason for this would be due to the fact that he was now surrounded by a group of dog-eared people with large bushy tails. His scent of smell was back and he could definitely say, with almost one hundred percent certainty, that he was surrounded by dog Yokai.

The Yokai caught him running away from the spectacle with the Kamaitachi, and apparently, he had run straight into their territory. Thankfully, these Yokai seemed to be on the more civil side of things, seeing as they hadn't tried to kill (or eat) him yet, as well as had a form of organization, he could see that they were wearing identical uniforms and were armed with proper weaponry.

The problem came from the lack of communication, as usual. They were intent on figuring out exactly who he was and what he was doing here, however, unable to understand him (he didn't try as hard to communicate anymore, anyway) took him away to the top of the mountain. After passing a certain clearing, Nathan looked around and saw that they had entered a village.

The village was filled with winged and tailed people alike, and as they walked in, they turned and looked at him. Seeing as no one really made a fuss, it seemed that arrests here were regular occurrence.

They led him to a large imposing building. In fact, there was no real need to translate what this place was. The iron bars, angry shouts, and miserable moans more than made up for the lack of communication, it all translated to one word: Prison.

"'Tang-ina naman, what the hell did I do to deserve this?" he thought. "And why the hell are there so many monsters walking around?"

It was a sudden thought, but as he delved deeper into it, he realized the weight of that idea. Why were there so many creatures walking around undisguised and unhindered, they swarmed the place like it was their land, as if there was no need to fear from the human expansion and their discrimination against supernatural creatures.

More importantly, and much to his embarrassment, he didn't even recognize the area he was in. Normally, this would not be an issue, as he had been knocked out in a fight, leaving him heavily injured, carted of by two girls into their home, chased by a pair of wind rats, and captured by dogs, so this should have been entirely excusable. The main problem here was that as far as he could remember, there were no forests, mountains or valleys near the Hakurei shrine. The Hakurei shrine he knew was near a suburb inside a forgotten and dying forest.

The dogs led him inside an empty cell, and pushed him inside roughly. "Oy, dahandahan naman mga gago kayong Aso!" he shouted angrily as they left him inside and locked the cell.

Gritting his teeth, he forced himself to calm down, and inspected the bars closely. Absolutely no rust, and used a simple locking mechanism; a bolt plus lock combo, the bolt he couldn't enchant, but the lock he probably could, however strengthening the lock would probably be a bad idea right now.

"Dammit, no way out until I can get my hands on something useful . . . " he thought in annoyance. Sitting down, he looked around at his temporary confinement, a small mat that counted as a bed, a few pieces of garbage littered here and there, a gray, hard cell although some of the cement had chipped off and noticeable brown patches of . . .

"Wait a minute . . . Oh you've got to be joking me"

Upon closer inspection, the chipped pieces were revealed a thick wall of wood, the cement itself simply a thin covering for it.

"Okay, that's just really irresponsible, you're probably keeping supernatural criminals in here, and using wooden walls while covering it with cement?" he wondered "Why the fuck has no one broken out yet?" He took another look at the walls and sighed, then suddenly a brilliant idea occurred to him.

"Whoever the hell constructed this, I'll thank you for your stupidity!" he said with a vicious grin.


Aki Minoriko flew towards the nearest Tengu outpost, landing, she called out to the guard on duty.

"Excuse me! Tengu-san!"

Approaching her the guard did a small bow and greeted the goddess. "It is a pleasure to see you, Aki Minoriko-dono, to what do I owe the honor?"

"Erm, has there been any sighting of an outsider recently? Dark-skinned, foreign tongue, messy hair?" she asked.

The guard thought for awhile, before nodding his head in affirmation. "Ah, yes, I've received a report from the crow Tengu about the recent arrest of a trespasser that matches those description.s"

"Um, I'm afraid you'll have to let him go, Tengu-san, we're to let him meet Hakurei-san, he is an outsider after all, its her job to deal with things like this"

"Not to mention the fact that were the ones that will have to deal with the fallout if he gets hurt" she thought to herself.

"Not to worry Aki Minoriko-dono, we had actually planned to alert the shrine maiden soon, we simply kept him here to make sure he doesn't get into any trouble" he said as if reading her thoughts "So long as he doesn't do anything foolish, he will be released in no time"

Minoriko sighed in relief, until a small idea came to her. "But what if he does get into trouble?"

The Tengu laughed heartily, before answering. "Aki Minoriko-dono, you know that we Tengu are among the most proficient and powerful Yokai, I'm sure that we can easily handle whatever mischief that human can come up with."

Minoriko would have once again sighed in relief, until she was interrupted by a huge explosion coming from nearby. Aki Minoriko's eyes twitched, and she hoped that whatever that was had nothing to do with her charge.

Hopefully.