Um, I apologize in advance if this sounds similar to anyone elses work. I'm 99.9998 percent certain this came soley from my head, but I have been staying up late into the night reading Danny Phanfiction for the last ...uh...long time. So I could have written down someone else's work thinking it was an original idea. If I've done that please let me know...but I think this is mine.


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"We'll start the interrogations in the morning Phantom," that's what my mom said after they handcuffed me to the lab bench. That was seven hours. I've tried everything to escape this torture but these handcuffs are totally ghost proof. No intangibility, no ecto beams and even no ghostly wail (I was getting desperate when things got real bad three hours ago). The only thing I can do is turn invisible and float.

It's about six now so mom and dad should be getting up soon. What ever happens can never be as bad as the last five hours have been.

The door to the basement creaked open. "Danny?"

"Jazz! Hey, come uncuff me the keys are over by the TV. The last five hours have been brutal. What's up with mom and dad?"

"Mom and Dad woke me up a few minutes ago saying that they finally caught Phantom. Dad wants to show you off to yourself," she said as she undid the cuffs. "What do you mean that the last five hours have been brutal, Mom and Dad said they caught you at 11 last night?"

"They did, but they left the TV on for me and at 1 the infomercials came on. It was HORRIBLE!"

Jazz rolled her eyes at me, "Whatever, I told Mom Dad I was gonna wake you up while they were getting dressed, so we need to hurry back to your room."

I grabbed Jazz and turned us invisible and intangible to fly us up to my room. "Did you know they sell doorknob screw cleaners?


A/N: *Gasp* Someone story alerted this! I'm sorry In Stiches, but this cruddy chapter is your reward, a better writer could have taken this concept and made it awesome.

That being said more chapters will likely be coming. I already have an ideay-style-prewrite-thingy for challenges: 1. Introduction, 34. Stars, 23. Cat, 65. Horror(my plan for this makes me giggle, I might turn out hypocritical though...), and 17. Blood(I promise it won't be fluff, Danny will(might)die). Also I have an idea for a full length fiction, but it's probably already been done before. Although if it has, I haven't read one yet, but if I do find one like it I won't write mine (I'd just end up messing up everything as I tried not to write anything similar to what I've already read).

If anyone reads my story, please brutally destory it, this one really needs it.

Time for a Good-Day Happy-Dance now! *Dances the electric slide as it is the only dance I know*