Author's note:


Rigsby groaned and rolled off of Grace when he say his phone go off. It was a text from Jane.

Stop having sex with Van Pelt and IM Lisbon! We are having an argument and need you to settle it. And don't even bother with asking me how I knew that. You know that I know everything.

Rigsby laughed, and slipped some shorts on. "Where are you going?" Grace asked, as he walked over to the computer. He didn't say anything, just sat down. Grace put a shirt and pair of pants on and sat down next to him.

Alright. What is going on?

Sorry that I had to interrupt your sex with Grace but I need you to settle an argument.

He was doing what?!

... What are you guys fighting about Jane?

Lisbon thinks that SpiderMan would win in a fight against John Cena. I disagree. What do you think?

How did you guys get to this topic in the first place?!

... Long story. Just answer the question.

John Cena. SpiderMan has no body strength. He can shoot webs but if he was in a fist fight with no powers, he would probably lose.

Thank you Rigsby and Grace.

I didn't know that you weren't going to include the super hero powers. Yes, if it was SpiderMan with no powers, he would lose.

Now that that is settled, Grace, would you mind grabbing a sandwich with me tomorrow for lunch?

Sure, Jane. I would be happy to.

Jane, did you take my roll of tape off my desk?

Yeah.

Why?

To annoy you. :) You guys wanna play truth or dare?!

Yeah, we'll play.

Fine.

I'll go first. Oh, and btw you get three passes. Lisbon, how old were you when you got your first kiss?

Five. A boy kissed me on the play ground and I punched him.

That sounds like you. Your turn.

Rigsby, how old were you when you first had sex?

Seventeen. I got the girl pregnant.

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

I'm just kidding!

You dick!

Hahahahahaha! That was a good one Rigsby!

OW! Grace just punched my arm!

Good!

Your turn Rigsby.

Jane, have you ever lied about your job to get a girl to come home with you?

No, but I have lied about many other things. ;)

Hahaha. Your turn Jane.

Grace.

Oh shit.

Lol. Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex with a guy?

In your dreams.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

You just got burned!

Nicely played :) Your turn now Grace.

The game continued and half an hour later, everyone but Jane had used up all their passes.

Boss, have you ever had a sex dream about Jane?

Dare.

Fine. I dare you to kiss Jane tomorrow at work.

No!

You have to! You don't have any passes left!

Are you really trying to tell me what I can and can't do?!

No Boss!

Good. Rigsby, have you ever pawned off your paper work onto Cho or Van Pelt?

Yes.

Your turn Rigsby.

Alright Jane. Oprah, Jenifer Lopez, Lisbon. You have to fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

Pass.

Smart choice Jane.