Disclaimer: I still don't own Narnia and iCarly. Maybe I will in the next disclaimer.

Chapter 3:

Okay did I mention I am really freaked out right now? I glance around searching for the wardrobe. Where did it go? I have no clue. Seriously I must have hit my head when I fell. Wardrobes don't suddenly turn into the outdoors often. Well actually I wouldn't know, this is the first time I actually went inside a wardrobe. Hmm, maybe I should have second thought that idea before going inside.

The wind blows through my hair. I had to admit that felt good. It felt a little too real for a dream, but too bad. I'm dreaming. I said so dang it! I can hear water trickling. I glance to my left. There's a little stream. I can smell water, whatever it smells like. Who cares though this is a dream, remember?

Deciding that I might as well enjoy my dream before I wake up and get in trouble, I walk over to the water. I stick my hand down inside. It's ice cold. Ah, what the heck? I cup my hands together and bring some up to my lips. It tasted really nice. I hadn't noticed before how thirsty I was. I usually got that way when I panicked. I reach down and get another drink.

A fat little squirrel climbs down from a tree across from the stream. I smile. It was adorable. It had these huge black eyes. Wow, this is turning out to be a really nice dream. Quite soothing. I wonder if the little guy will let me pet him? I reach for it but it takes a step back. Staring up at me, it cocks its head to the side. Weird. I didn't know squirrels do that.

I stare back it. Something was different about this little guy. Again, I reach out to him. He sniffs my hand curiously, then he looks up at me. "What do ya' want me to do with it?" he asks.

I take a step back, and trip, again. God I'm so clumsy. Wait did that thing just talk? Holy cow! A squirrel is talking to me! Okay I know I'm dreaming now.

It comes over to my side. "Ya okay missy?" it asks.

"Yeah, yeah fine." Okay seriously I just answered the thing. What's wrong with me? Didn't Spencer always tell me not to talk to strange squirrels? Actually he never said that. Well he should have! I'll take that up with him when I wake up.

I scramble to my feet and back up away from the squirrel. He stares at me again. He looks confused. I bet you're not as confused as I am, little guy.

"You don't look like your from 'round here." The squirrel says looking me up and down.

Gosh! Why does he have to keep talking? As if it wasn't strange enough that I had just walked from a Wardrobe to some strange land? Now a talking squirrel too. I hope this is the last of my surprises.

"Lose your voice, missy?" He asks me. His little tail twitches. Aww that's so cute!

"N…no" I stutter. Okay I was nervous again.

"Where ya from?" He asks.

"Seattle." I answer.

He cocks his head to the side again.

I'm an idiot. Of course a squirrel doesn't know what Seattle is.

"Aint never heard of any Seattle." See I told you.

"Okay, how are you doing that?" I finally ask. This squirrel better have a good explanation.

"Doing what?"

"Talking! Squirrels don't talk!" I want to scream but I try to keep my voice calm. Well somewhat calm. It's doing that high-pitched thing.

The squirrel laughs. Oh great, now it can laugh too. What's next? Singing? I don't want to find out.

"What's so funny?" Okay, I'm annoyed now.

"You a daughter of Eve aren't ya?" He asks me.

"No I'm not!" I feel offended for some reason. Whatever the joke was, I don't get it.

Again he laughs. Stupid laughing, talking squirrel!

"I didn't think any of ya, still came through." He says.

Seriously, what is he talking about? "Umm okay?"

"Ya better hope she don't find ya, Missy." He then does some kind of bow. Okay?

I start to say something but he turns in leave. What the heck? "Wait! Where are you going?" I call after him, but he just keeps leaving. He then disappears out of site. Great! Now he's gone. What was he even talking about?

I turn back around to where the wardrobe was. It's still gone. Come on reappear stupid choir wardrobe! I want to wake up now. It doesn't come back. No surprise there. Ugh! Why did I agree to skip class? I just want to wake up now.

I glance around. You know what, why I'm here I might as well take a look around. Who knows how long it's going to be until I wake up? I start walking to the north. The sun is high in the sky with a nice light blue background. Hmm, at least it's nice outside.

I walk for about five minutes, or what seems like five minutes. I have no clue what the time system is for this dream. There are lot's of trees around me. Very, very tall trees. I swear, some of them look like they reached the sky. Out of the corner of my eye I see something. It looks like smoke. It's to the left of me. I turn coarse and start heading towards it. Maybe someone's there. And maybe they can explain to me what the heck is going on.

It takes me longer than I expected to reach the smoke. Once in view, I see a small little cabin. The smoke is coming from out back. I can smell something like soup. Mmmm that sounds really, really good. I go up to the back of the cabin. There's a woman standing over what looks like a large pot. Okay, people cook outside in this dream? Weird.

"Excuse me," I say to her. She turns around. Her face is really pale, and she has long stringy, gray hair.

"Who are you?" She asks in an unfriendly voice.

Great, I might have interrupted something important. "C..car..ly" I stutter. Not sure why. This woman creeps me out a bit.

Her voice and expression suddenly changes. "Oh dear child, what brings you to my woods?"

I stare at her for a long moment. Something not right about this woman. She seems so… I can't think of it. "I'm lost…" I say. I'm feeling a bit light headed.

She stares at me, a grin appears across her face. "Perhaps, I can offer you something to drink?" she dips a ladle into her pot and holds it out in front of me. Something purple drips out of it and falls to the ground. The grass hisses as it drips.

I shake my head. Suddenly I begin to sway. Whoa, what's happening to me? She takes a step closer to me.

"I'm gonna go…" I start to say and go to take a step. I almost fall. The woods around me are starting to spin.

"Wait, child. Stay with me…" The woman holds out a bony hand for me to take. Suddenly her eyes start to turn red. This overcoming depressing feeling comes over me. Part of me wants to take her hand. But I don't. Instead I slowly start backing up.

And then it happens, I start to fall backwards. Unconsciousness is creeping over me. Someone catches me. I hear a boys voice mutter something threatening to the woman. And then my eyes shut. I feel like I'm spinning. My head starts to pound. What's happening to me. The last thing I hear is.

"Leave her alone you bloody witch!"

A/N: Okay so if you didn't know, the woman was a witch. So I left you at a bit of a cliffy there. Hehe. Anyway reviews would be great as usual. Hope you are liking it. I got a lot planned out for this story.