Note: So this chapter is written randomly. I didn't have a certain plot for this. Only that I knew I wanted it in Emmett's POV. Tell me how it is and everything! :)
Chapter 4: Thursday Emmett's POV
Why did I have to apologize? It's not like Esme didn't want the stupid thumb war to end too. In fact I heard her complain to Carlisle. Well she wanted him to spend more time with us but she mentioned the thumb war and that because he was always working it drove the two freaks to start a thumb war. I sat in the backseat of the Volvo with Rose by my side. She kept flicking her hair trying to get me to notice her, but I was too pissed.
Alice reached for the volume and turned up the radio.
"Oh I love this song! I haven't heard this in FOREVR!" She was so spastic.
I snorted immediately knowing who the group was.
"Spice Girls?" I asked her questionably. "Didn't we see their concert in the 90's, shorty? Wasn't too long ago."
"It is when you love the group. But I do recall you screaming up and down at the concert."
Edward snickered into the steering wheel. I narrowed my eyes at him.
"So? They were decent, and Baby Spice was pretty cute." I felt Rose stiffen. "But not as cute as you, babe. In fact, you're way hotter."
Rose smiled at me and placed her hand on my face.
"Better be." She let her hand slide down and back to her lap, continuing her hair flicking. Jasper snorted next to me.
"Nice save."
I elbowed him in the ribs and bobbed my head to Spice Up Your Life.
"I heard they were doing a reunion tour," I said casually.
"You would," Edward said rudely. It's not my fault he likes stupid jazz.
Alice hopped up and down in her seat. "Oh yes! Vancouver is the closest concert from here. We're going you know. Edward why don't come with."
"No thanks," he said politely.
"Aw, come on Eddy," I teased, "You could bring your little girlfriend. I'm sure Jessica will love to go. Maybe she can actually picture things correctly and stop being so generous."
Edward twisted back and smacked me upside the head and turned around before I had any warning.
"If you weren't driving," I said, "I would murder you."
"If I weren't driving, you wouldn't have a head right now."
"Well your-"
"THUMB WAR!" Alice chimed and held her tiny thumb out. Edward chuckled and was about to accept but I shoved his hand away and took hers.
"Let's do this," I said and started crossing my thumb over hers.
"One, two, three, four," she said, "I declare a thumb war-"
"Wait! Why can you do it right with him and not with me?" Edward asked glaring at her.
"Because it's fun to get you mad. Now, one, two, three, four I declare a thumb war. Five, six, seven, eight try to keep your face straight. See I did that part wrong."
Edward grumbled as I immediately flicked my thumb down and overpowered hers.
"One, two, three, god this is no fun." I said and leaned back.
Alice pouted. "Well that's not legally a thumb! Your thumb is bigger than my fingers!"
I shrugged. "Ah, well I'm a big man. Be afraid squirt."
She stuck her tongue at me and faced the front right when were turning into the parking lot. We filed out and I put my arm around Rose.
"I'll walk with you today, Edward." I said over my shoulder at him. I saw him half nod and look around. Wonder what he's thinking about. I stared down at Rose and grinned. She looked up.
"What?"
"Nothing, you just look very nice in your outfit." That was an understatement. She looked so good I wanted to pounce on her now. How long till we got home? She giggled and pressed her arms closer together.
"Really?"
"Stop tempting me, woman. If it wasn't for us being surrounded by children, I would do the nitty-gritty right here, right now."
She giggled even more and I saw Jasper shudder and walk away dragging Alice behind him.
"Oh they won't, Jazz," she reassured him. He needed to get laid too.
I did a long kiss good-bye just to annoy Edward, and met up with him as he was gagging.
"Really, get a girl. Then you can complain."
He shoved me slightly and kept walking. Who are you listening to?
"Random thoughts. I'm really glad I'm not going with Jessica to the dance now."
Why?
"Oh she's dressing really slutty and going with all those girls who love to compete with Rose. Their outfits are similar to strippers."
I chuckled. You would know.
He shrugged and turned to his class as I continued to mine. First hour was more boring than a library. Second had nothing other than some girl tripping in front of this douche bag kid. He laughed and she turned so red I was trying not to rip the table. Third was when it got interesting.
I walked in and plopped down next to Jasper. He was bobbing his head along to his iPod and turning from song to song. I grinned at him and slid his stuff off the table. He rolled his eyes and picked up his books. This was our usual game that I never got tired of. The minute his stuff got back on the table, I shoved it off. Eventually he got tired of picking his books up, he left them on the ground. So I would tilt his chair so he nearly fell out then let it drop over and over till he picked them up again and it started all over.
Today he put his iPod on his desk as he was getting his books so I snatched it and ripped the headphones out of his ear and kicked his chair a little ways from me. I plugged the earphones in and was subjected to Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake. I snorted and bobbed my head to the side and stuck my tongue out to the side at him. Jasper rolled his eyes and tried scooting his seat, but I shoved him away further with my foot.
"Cut it," he said.
"Cut it? Or strip it?" I said winking. I unzipped my coat slowly while he tried to shove my foot off his chair. Good luck, dude. I let my jacket fall from my shoulders and started moving my shoulders from side to side at him. He made a grab at his iPod but I moved it away and accidentally switched the song. I heard this really high pitch voice with a piano playing the background going along with her voice. What the hell? I glanced down at saw Look At Us Now Baby by Sarina Paris. I snorted and shook my head at him.
"I'm thinking your gay and Edward is straight." I muttered to him.
Jasper grunted and banged on my foot.
"Dude, give up." I said to him. I couldn't believe how the teacher just ignored us. We were the biggest distraction in the class and she let it slide. Every kid was staring at us. I switched the song again. I heard a freaky Britney Spears voice start off.
"All the people in the crowd grab a partner and take it down."
Well he certainly had interesting music. Me Against the Music featuring Madonna? Yeah, he's gay. Poor Alice, she doesn't even know. I switched it again and heard My Prerogative by Britney Spears. Aw, come on!
"Britney Spears? Where's the classic rock or rap? And you say you're a man." Jasper finally managed to shove my foot down and scooted back into place. I shoved his books off the table and shoved him back a few feet. This was entertaining.
"A lot of that is Alice's music," he said trying to scoot up but my foot was in the way. I snorted unconvinced. I switched the song again and The Anthem by Good Charlotte sounded off. That's better.
"So Good Charlotte is Alice's?" I asked smirking at him.
He kicked my foot away and slid forward.
"No that's mine," he said and bent down to get his books. I shoved him slightly so he fell out of his chair. I turned my body and put my feet on his chair. He got up and blew some hair out of his eyes.
"Really?" he asked.
"Really," I replied and switched the song, "What's Soccer Practice by Gay Pimp?"
He chuckled and punched my feet off my chair. "Something Alice saw on the Internet and downloaded the song."
"Why are they talking about something dirty?"
"Use your imagination."
"…" I sat there listening to the dude say soccer practice over and over again.
"Oohhh… EW!" I switched the song as Jasper laughed. "Ah, Nirvana. Well done my brother."
"Well…"
"Well what?"
"That's Alice's."
I narrowed my eyes at him and grabbed his notebook and slammed it upside his head. I dropped it back on his books and shoved them off the table. When he bent down to get them I lifted the legs of the chair out from under him so he landed on the floor and I put the chair on top of the table. The teacher turned around and squinted around the classroom from behind her enormous glasses. She shrugged and continued drowning on about whatever subject I was in.
Jasper stood glaring at me. I grinned innocently as he took his chair off the table and set it on the floor. I lifted my legs up on the chair.
"Thanks, I always wanted a foot rest," I said to him. He made a face at me and sat down on the feet. I let him, waiting for the right moment. The bell rang two minutes later and I kicked me feet up overturning him and Jasper crashed to the floor.
"Time for lunch," I said standing up, "I'm starved. Why are you on the floor Jazz?"
"Oh I wonder," Jasper said getting up gathering his things.
I nodded. "Me too. That's why I asked."
He glared at walked out of the classroom. I got five feet from the door before the pixy rounded on me.
"Why do you have to bully him every second in that class?" Alice asked glaring at me. She grasped his hand but kept in stride with me.
I shrugged. "I gotta have something to do in there. He just happens to be my entertainment."
"Well cut it out."
"Does it bother you?"
"Yes."
"Then I'll keep it up." I smirked and wound my arm around Rose's waist as she appeared.
Alice pouted and grumbled at me. Rose poked me in the side.
"Oh leave Jasper alone."
I shrugged not promising anything and made my way in the line and to our table. Edward was sitting there waiting for us.
"Consider this Rose," he said, "Before Jasper showed up, I was Emmett's entertainment."
I chuckled remembering the good times. "Good times, good times."
Rose rolled her eyes. "I remember."
Jasper sat down by Edward and Alice sat next to him having a kicking war with me under the table.
"Why did he stop?"
Edward picked apart his bagel. "You came."
Jasper sighed and pulled his iPod out and placed it into Alice's eagerly waiting hand.
"Yay!" she exclaimed, "Now I can listen to that Boys song."
Edward looked up at her questionably. "Sorry."
"Britney Spears."
"Ah."
I chuckled and started flicking bits of apple at Edward watching land in his hair. Occasionally he would shake it out and I would start all over again. I got bored and started flicking bagel bits at Jasper. He glared at me.
"Don't look like that," I said to him.
"Why shouldn't I? Your mean."
"So? What do you want?"
"For you to stop being mean."
I raised my eyebrow at him and smirked. Carefully with my foot, I reached towards his chair. Once I made contact with the lower edge of his chair, I kicked it causing him to flip backwards and crash to the floor.
"Too bad," I said and continued flicking bagel bits at him. Alice didn't notice a thing; she was off in her little pixy land to notice her boyfriend was on his back on the ground. Edward leaned over at Jasper and chuckled.
"Owned," he said simply and went back to picking his food apart.
