This is chapter a four! This is Shikimaru and Beth, a friend of mine
Beth was walking around, ducking low like she was some kind of secret spy even though she was walking down the middle of the street in plain sight. Also she drew more attention to herself when she stopped for no reason and howled loudly. Then she would continue to walk like nothing had happened.
She kept this up until finally she spotted him. Shikimaru!
Shikimaru was very H O T in Beth's oppinion and she was determind to hug him. Slowly she began to creep forward, her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth. Shikimaru was too relaxed to realize the danger.
Just as he looked around Beth pounced. She jumped and tackled him to the ground, the boy shouted as the large girl caught him in a bone crushing hug. Shikimaru roared in both pain and surprise and reached for any weapon he could lay his hands on.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Shikimaru roared
"Shiiiiikimaruuuuuuu" Beth sang
"Oh great, you must be one of the fangirls I have been hearing so much about" Shikimaru tried to sit up but couldn't "And now you're after me? What a drag"
"Shikimaru!" Beth cried
"Yeah, that's me" he shrugged "Can you get off now?" she didn't move.
"Shikimaru!" Beth cried again
"..." he stared at her
"Shikimaru!" she repeated
"..."
"Shikimaru!"
"..."
"Shikimaru!"
"..."
"Shikimaru"
"Get off me!" Shikimaru roared and put his hands together "Shadow Posession!"
Beth froze and suddenly couldn't move. Slowly Shikimaru stood up and moved back, Beth copied him until she was a few feet away from him. He exepected to see a angry, annoyed or confused expression on her face, instead all he could see was joy and excitment.
"Shadow Posession! Oh my god! I can't believe you are doing this to ME! AHHHHH! I feel so special!" Beth cried
"...What the..." Shikimaru blinked watching her nervously
"Oh I can't believe this! Make me do something!" Beth demanded
"...You... Freak!" he snapped and began to back away, Beth had to copy him.
Then he turned and began to run away from her. Beth was forced to do the same to him and so by the time the shadow posession had worn off, they were so far away that Shikimaru was unafraid to walk the rest of the way.
When he was sure he was safe, he tried to find the others. Soon finding Sasuke hiding under his bed and Kakashi in Gai's closet. The fangirls were becoming a right menace!
"We have to do something about them!" Shikimaru snapped to Gai and Asuma.
"We know that but what can we do?" Asuma grumbled
"Lets see you think that way when the fangirls go after YOU!" Shikimaru challenged him.
Suddenly Akatsuki member, Deidara ran passed screaming as Maxine appeared and tackled him down onto the ground, screaming loudly and happily as she pulled him into a rib crunching hug, choking the breath from his lungs.
"I have never felt so sorry for a Akatsuki member before in my life" Asuma mumbled
"Here here" Gai sighed
"... Shouldn't we help him then?" Shikimaru noted when Maxine began to lick Deidara's hands.
"We aint THAT sorry for him" Asuma said.
The three stared at Deidara before shrugging and turning their back to him. They returned to the situation at hand.
"There is one thing I know of... An ancient jutsu that was passed down from generation to generation for such a tragedy as this" Gai said dramatically "But it comes with a price, we would be passing on this heavy burden to someone else"
"I don't care!" Shikimaru roared as he ran, Beth had appeared and was trying to eat her way through the window, but was unable to bite down on the flat surface.
"Alright then, Shikimaru, you, Kakashi and Sasuke will lead the three of them to the town centre in half an hour, we will be waiting for you" Gain winked and gave a thumbs up.
"What am I suppose to do with her for half an hour?" Shikimaru blinked
"We don't care" the two shrugged and opened the door, allowing Beth to jump in and tackle Shikimaru back down onto the ground. Then they left ignoring his screams for help.
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Needless to say when Shikimaru came crawling to the town centre with Beth riding on his back and screaming for him to go faster he was not happy. Kakashi also had to carry Maxine but he also had to drag a confused and shaken Deidara (who felt he had been violated) and a terrified Gaara along because Maxine refused to let go of their hands. And finally Sasuke showed up with Darkdream dragging him by his feet happily for a casual walk.
When they were all there the ninja's jumped forward, grabbing each of the fangirls and dragging them away from the others causing a riot. After all you don't take meat away from a starving lion!
When all the girls had been tied up to a large fountain, Gai and a few other stronger ninja stepped forward and scowled down at them.
"Be gone evil ones!" he shouted poiting an accusing finger at the girls.
Then everyone made hands signs and mumble under their breaths, using as much power as they could. It was very hard work and took up to three hours to do but soon they made a large gaping portal in the middle of the floor between then and the girls.
"Goodbye forever!" Gai cried again, now everyone was staring at him strangely
"Allow us to do the honours" Sasuke growled
He, Kakashi, Deidara, Gaara and Shikimaru all stepped behind the girls, they rose a foot and with a hard boot, knocked all three girls down into the portal. With a single scream they disapeared from the world.
"Their Bleach's problem now" Jiraiya said
"That poor cleaning product..." Naruto sighed and everyone rose an eyebrow at him.
TO BE CONTINUED.
Next chapter will be Maxine (Me) again only with my two favourite characters... GIN AND TOSHIRO! R&R!
