What's up~ I know I have been slacking but it's not my fault. I have final exams next week and I'm trying to find out what I'm doing for Christmas and everything like that. Anyway just to spoil you guys here's a longer drabble.

Genderbent and Yaoi Warnings! If you do not like any of these please turn back now. Enjoy~


The club wasn't large, but it wasn't small either. There were three guys on stage with police outfits and handcuffs. A young brown haired man walked up from behind the stage and received an applause and many cat calls from the group of fangirls. He walked to the edge of the stage and slowly grabbed his shirt in his hands, pulling it up teasingly slow. Two guys walking through the entrance caught Ymir's eye, making him scan each of them quite carefully, but keeping his rhythm with the music.

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen! Guess what time it is!"

Everyone cheered and yelled when another stripper came onto the stage. A certain brunette that caught Ymir's eye earlier seemed to look down when Annick came onto the stage. The young blonde grabbed Ymir by the suspenders he was wearing and started to slowly drop to the floor in front of the older brunette. Ymir looked over to the two newbies in the audience and winked at the smaller one. He saw the young blonde look away before smiling. Oddly, that blonde looked like his next door neighbor. He shook it off and whispered to his companion. "Annick, Mika is here and he brought a friend."

Annick subtly looked towards the audience and saw his boyfriend staring at them with a fierce look in his eyes. A small smirk graced his lips before he licked the older man's abs. Screams could be heard from the audience before Ymir whispered into Annick's ear. The blonde man chuckled and turned around and started to twerk in front of his co-worker. "Now it seems we have to go, ladies and gents. Your Yaoi Boys will return next week with something even sweeter for you. Until then, we love you all. Thanks for joining us this evening." There were girls being held back by security guards because they tried to follow the young men backstage.

"Oh god, Mika's going to kill me." Annick removed the suspenders as soon a he entered the dressing room. Ymir chuckled before becoming a pale color. Annick noticed this and looked up. A guy that was seven inches taller than him walked up to him swiftly, and forcefully grabbed the tie he failed to remove from around his neck.

"Mika I can- mmph!"

The dark-haired boy had pressed their lips together in an attempt to shut his lover up. Annick calmed down and wrapped his arms around the taller male. Ymir cleared his throat at the same time as someone behind him. The freckled stripper looked behind him but saw no one until he looked down. "Hey kid you shouldn't be-I knew it!"

A blonde shorter than Annick had headbutted the stripper making him bite his tongue. Said stripper had his tongue hanging out trying to soothe the pain with cold air.

"For your information, Mr. Stripper~ I am twenty-two years old. Not a perverted little fifteen year old! Also, I am your neighbor! By the way, not that I liked it or anything, but your performance was good. Not great, good. My name is Christian."

Ymir sat there with his tongue hanging out like an idiot. His heart skipped a beat the second he heard the young man's voice. It was no secret that Ymir was gay, but it was a surprise to everyone. They didn't expect it. It also surprised him that the one guy he's been crushing on was standing in front of him. Mika chuckled at the two boys. He had brought Christian with him to try and hook him up with Ymir. Annick just patted his best friend on the back and walked away leaving the two boys by themselves. Ymir spoke up even though his tongue was still hurting.

"I heard you were Mika's best friend?"

Christian nodded his head looking around the room until his gaze landed upon the many costumes the men had in the room. His eyes caught a huge spark in them when he saw the cute little panda one. Ymir's face heated up at the fact that the little blonde had found his small collection of cute costumes. He tried to hide it and save them for any time he was alone by himself after a tiring performance.

"Um...this one is pretty large. Is this for you, Ymir?"

The freckled man coughed and turned his head with a heavy blush. Christian giggled at the way the older man reacted. The blonde walked up to the taller male with a smirk look on his face and the costume in his hands. Ymir scrunched his eyebrows before realizing what was going on. "Oh no no no no no! You are not putting that on me! No fucking way!"

Christian pouted and hung his head. Ymir scoffed before Christian lifted his head showing the most irresistible puppy eyes Ymir has ever seen. He tried to look away, but the smaller male took a step forward and tripped on something causing him to fall on top of the stripper. Ymir groaned and lifted his head only to see Christian with a worried look on his face. "I'm fine. Now give me the costume and let's go. I'm hungry. I want to get home before four."

Christian didn't move and stayed in his place on top of the brown eyed man. Ymir raised an eyebrow until Christian leaned forward and softly pressed his lips against Ymir's. The blonde man pulled away and stared at Ymir to see his reaction. The older male just sat there with a blush on his freckled face. The corner of his mouth twitched upwards before he placed his hand on Christian's face and leaned forward, kissing the younger man passionately. Christian mewled when Ymir pulled away. The stripper chuckled before placing a peck on his lips. He got up and helped his younger friend.

"So does this mean I'm dating my next door neighbor now?"

Ymir's eyes widened before clearing his throat and shrugging his shoulders. "Um...I guess? If you want to. I wouldn't mind..."

Christian just rolled his eyes and grabbed his boyfriend's hand, linking their fingers. "Wait until my parents hear that I'm dating a stripper. They are gonna kill us." Ymir looked frightened for a small second until he saw Mika and Annick's head hide behind a wall.

'They planned this...those assholes are dead!'

Christian tugged on Ymir's tie.

"Ymir?"

"Mmm?"

"Take me home."

That night Ymir saw the world differently.


Oh my god..you have no idea how awkward this was to write. I enjoyed it though~ Hope you did also and if so leave a review! Until next time NJ out!

Song: I'm In Love Wit A Stripper - T-Pain