Well hi there

Wonder Woman took batman to a room next door to discuss a "certain" topic.(*slash*deadpool: by that they're gonna :what the hell how did you find my computer,no what I don't want to know. Just stop blabbing on the side notes)

While bats and wonder woman left Samus,cortana,Chief,spiderman, and solid snake were left alone.

"So...um Chief...me and cortana want to talk about the thing last night."said samus.

'Thank God they are going to say how crazy they were and how it was just some weird mistake thought the master chief.

"Remember the black hole bit and me arguing with cortana?"

"It was a quasar,and yes, and also I know what you're going to say that was some sort of mistake brought on by someone,mainly duke(nukem) annoying you and cortana acting upon the safety of my well being."

"Um no. In fact that makes me have to do this."Samus then grabbed his the present males were scared.

"Oh my God she pulled a Wonder Woman!"yelled out spidey and snake.

Chief didn't feel the pain due to his armor but it was scaring the crap out of him.

samus still holding on then replied to the chief"I still mean what I said and also me and cortana came to an agreement of how to share you between us."

"O.k this has gone long about the chief's say in this before you go all wonder woman on him."said spider man.

(deadpool note: poor dumb web head. ME:what did I tell you.)

Samus shot a glance at him which seemed to take living soul out of then whimpered back.

"Don't fear chief i'll come save you!"yelled snake running towards him.

"You're still on my shit list!"yelled Samus.

"Nope...sorry Chief."Snake then walked away

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Master Chief disappointed"You guys suck!"Samus then talked him once again.

"Now let's take you to my ship and...(whisper,whisper)"Samus said to the chief while hold him in a choker hold.

"EEwwWwwwW,leave my undergarments alone!"

"Now stop it we are going to have 'fun' or else!"samus said while pointing her gun at spider man and snake.

"Whoa,why are you pointing it at us?"yelled Spider Man

"Cause you two will get in our way."replied Samus.

'Could this not get any weirder' thought the then a scream could be heard coming from a room across the other side of the room and then Batman came running out of the room with his pants pulled down to his knees.

Also hearing Wonder Woman's voice saying"Come back little batsy."

'Kay guess it could.'He then turned his head to snake and spidey and did hand gestures that were a code for 'help,go for help,God help'.Samus,unaware of what he did,just held on him tighter.

Finally help arrived, Captain America, Danny Phantom, and Gordan Freeman came to the rescue. Samus hanged on tighter to the chief that her face practically was smooshed by being pressed of the side of his helmet."What are you going to do about that?"Said Samus with a smirky attitude of thinking that they won't be able to separate raised his crowbar, cap raised his unbreakable shield, and Danny just twirled his fingers and saying "ghost powers."

"Fine I'll let him go."The chief ran on all fours and hid somewhere within the crates at alarming speed,then remembered about towards him Gordon used a portal gun he borrowed from chell and sent a portal under wonder woman and one across the room.

"O.k you two go back to your h.q before we report you the prison zone."Cap told in a strict tone to the two girls,who then chief then ran to cap and squeezed him hard enough to make all the air to come out.

"That mean*sniff*bounty hunter said bad things again."the stunned chief said.

"like what?"The chief then whispered to cap's cap was completely stunned of the foul language.

"Hey maybe things might get better."said spider man while they were taking bats and chief to the barracks to rest up.

"hope so...hope so."said batman.

gone out of town

Late september in league of brothers,"Damn it things have gotten worse with the samus and wonder woman problem!"exclaimed danny phantom."Lots weird stuff have happened with this problem and not to mention about the troubles they caused bats and the chief."

"Ya me and bats had a nice topic about stronger defense than wondy comes busting through and justs takes off with him."stated Ryu.

"same here but I tried to save him and it made her mad."said captain america"that's how i got this big bruise on my face and neck."

"Ouch."

"Well me and the chief were skipping through a park, set a picnic at a river bank,looked at clouds then out of nowhere her space ship came used a tractor beam and took off with that's like tenth time."said solid snake.

"Wait you guys on picnics and skip around?"said a confused Flash.

"So?"

"Nothing."

"Man now they are too afraid to come to our Bar-b-q,along with other members because of the fear they might show up."stated Sonic. "And the chief is the masterchef...ha..get it."

mario slapped his hand on his head looking irritated"Mama mia."

"Well we will try and get this amount of people coming plus the bat and chief if they decide to come." stated captain america."speake of the devil, there you two are, where were you two?"

"huff we had to huff run six blocks and walk through the sewers just to give them the slip."batman said in pain stricken voice.

"Ya little robin(The batman series) is still giving the two false info."said the chief.

Three hours passed and the men were having a grand time cooking their was having a conversation with solid snake, iron man, and gordon freeman(who only moved his head instead of talking)

"Well at least we're having a cookout." stated iron man "You think that I would to piss those two off."

"Hmph Women."grunted snake taking a sip of his beer.

"Reminds me, how's meryl?( Sidenote: Not the same one from MGS1)just realized " asked spider man "And hows Alyx?"looking towards Gordon.'Wait does he talk ?' he asked himself.

"Doing O.K"snake grunted,Gordon only nodded "SUCKS that my best is being awesomely being terrorised by Samus."

"Reminds me when Black cat tried to seduce me I was engaged to MJ." spider man recalling a one of his memories."You know we stand up to those two cause this is ridiculous."(side note: couldn't agree more)

"Ya!"shouted snake and stark.

"We should teach those two that we don't want them stealing our friends!"

"Ya!"

"teach them that they're not into them!"

"No!"

"WHat are you two chicken to stand up to those crazy and psychotic succubus bi.." then his spider senses kicked in" dear mother of hulk, they're standing right behind me aren't they?"Sure enough Samus and Wonder Woman,enraged by his speech, stood behind him. Wonder woman grabbed and threw spider man. As he was in mid air "Useless spider senses!"

"We're here for our boy toys"shouted Samus"And it would be wise to give them to us."

"Oh ya! Why should we?"proclaimed mega pointed her arm cannon toward him."They're sneaking across the wall over there."Batman and chief were trying to hop over a 10 foot wall.

Chief landing on his head"Mega man YOU TRAITOR grunt fart!"Batman threw a bat-a-rang at mega man's two ran with all their might to not be captured."Ya I'm gonna t-bag you,benedict!"yelled out the chief. With Samus and wonder woman in tow

"O.K that's it time for operation long bow."Hawkeye addressed toward the men.

"Agreed!"said everyone.

three hours later,batman and the chief were in the League of Brothers operation command H.Q.

"We have devised this location for the both of you to wait this whole samus and wonder woman trouble passes by."Iron man was informing the two.

"You will be assigned in Bakersfield California."debriefed captain america. " Me, Stark, Parker, snake, sonic, mario, and gordon will come with you just in case."

"Also we stay there for 5 days and leave to Bass lake to camp to throw them off."implied spider man.

"I'll go pack my boxers."eagerly said the chief.