*-* Ahaha so much work isn't it funny!?

Soul: 0-0 She ok?

Maka: She's gone crazy from Middle school...

Me: WHY NATHANIEL WHY MUST YOU BE IN HONORS!?

Soul: 0-0 WHO THE FUCK IS NATHANIEL!?

Me: I dunno *-* HEHEHEH!

Maka: *sweatdrops* Well...Jazzy-chan doesn't own Soul Eater only the Ocs so, enjoy!

Soul twiched at the God's words, "Lord Death, are you nuts!? Trusting us teenagers with the safety of a child!? Especially Black*Star!" He shouted. Black*Star just walked up to Akuma. She stared up at him with her big red orbs looking into his green ones.

"I don't know Soul she kinda looks like what would happen if you and Maka had a kid!" He laughed, Soul just twitched even more. He had the slightest bit of blush.

"SHUT UP! What about him!?" He pointed to Tenshi, "He looks a awful lot like you and Tsubaki!" He spat back. The boy stopped laughing and glared.

"Whatever man!" The girls were both unaffected. Akuma then gasped.

"But Yoru isn't back! Hikari where did he go?" She asked the little dog, the cream colored dog shrugged, "I dunno, but Pumpkin is here!" She smiled.

"The dog talks?" Maka asked, the little girl nodded, "Her and her brother Yoru!" She giggled, Tenshi stepped in.

"Aku-chan don't forget about Nicolas!" He reminded, she gave him a weird look, "Who?" Soul walked up to the orange cat,

"Hmph, another Blair..." He scoffed, "Hey!" He yowled scratching Soul, "You do NOT talk about my mother like that!" He shouted, then he turned human. He was fairly tall, orange hair and golden eyes with neko ears and tail of course.

"Blair...IS A MOTHER!?" Soul had fainted at this point. The Neko boy shrugged.

"Call me Nicolas, I watch them all, but Aku-san calls me Pumpkin since I'm orange!" Lord Death sighed.

"Well, atleast he can't argue about watching the girl anymore." He said is his usual sing song voice. Just then Kid walked in,

"Hey anybody know why my head hurts?" He stared at Akuma and picked her up,

"Oh my God...SHE'S SO SYMMETRICAL!" His eyes glittered as he hugged her. Tenshi glared, "Oi! Back off she's mine!" He shouted.

"Young boy, are you and Akuma dating?" Lord Death asked. If he said yes, it'd be a shock.

"Dating?" Akuma asked, getting away from the symmetry obsessed boy. Tenshi just smiled a little.

"One thing about Aku-chan being so childish, is I can say this and she doesn't know what I mean. We aren't dating, but...I love her, I always have since I first saw her..." He admitted, "As annoying as her father had been, he just wouldn't let me love her." He laughed. Akuma gave him a weird look, but went to poke Soul.

"You do look like me a little." Maka giggled, walking up to her. She looked straight into her eyes, Maka looked back,

"Mama..." She said breathlessly, "You look like my Mama and he looks like my Papa!" The little blonde hugged the older blonde's leg. Maka jumped a little, but patted her head. She didn't try to show it a lot, but she really did love kids.

"They look like Tenshi's Mama and Papa, and he looks like Yoru and Hikari's Daddy!" I shouted, smiling. They all turned to the little 5 year-old.

"This is quite intresting." The Shinigami thought outloud, "Maka, wake up Soul and take her home." He commanded, waving his giant cartoon hand. Maka sighed, grabbing a book.

"Maka...CHOP!" She smashed the leather cased dictonary into his head, He shot up quickly, rubbing the big red bump on his head. Akuma stood up onto her tiptoes grabbing the book. She walked up to her navy haired friend.

"A-Akuma what are you doing?" He asked, She raised the book.

"Akkkuuuu...CHOP!" She grinded it into his head, making the boy faint, his soul coming out. She giggled.

"Yay! I did it Mommy!" Akuma cheered. Soul stiffened and paled, Maka laughed.

"This is going to be fun for sure!"

DOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE~!

Soul: How long has it been since you updated!? Bad girl!

Me: T-T Ik...I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON DX *Grows mushrooms in the corner*

Maka: 0-0 SOUL!

Soul: What!? I didn't mean to make her upset!

Me: Review...favorite...follow T^T

Maka: Great now our author is sad! Great going!