"So why are you here again?" asked Tomo, for the third time.
Kagura sat in the jail. Her friend's constantly asking the same question irritated her to no end. "I keep telling you I wish I knew!" said Kagura.
"It's just...your story doesn't make any sense," said Tomo.
"Oh, trust me," said Kagura, "I already know that."
"The kid you were babysitting found the matches, lit the fireplace, then accidentally set the couch on fire... But then you stamped it out," said Tomo, "So how did the house burn down?"
"Well he had lit up several other matches," said Kagura, "So one of those set the curtains on fire, one started the couch on fire again, and the others lit the carpet on fire. At that point I decided that it was time to evacuate."
"Why didn't you call the fire department?"
"I did," said Kagura, "but they thought it was a prank call. And that was only because the kid spoke with them calling himself 'Doctor Rockers'."
"Well it doesn't matter anyways," said Tomo, "The family isn't pressing charges on you. Which is only because the dad wants to bunk with you."
"Wait, what?"
"I wish I was joking," said Tomo, "but that was the reason he gave."
"I need to make a call."

"Hello?"
"Hey Sakaki. Listen," said Kagura over the phone, "Can you come pick me up? I'm at the jail with Tomo."

"Hello?"
Sakaki sighed to herself. "I'll be there." She hung up the phone. The apartment was dark yet the white paint glistened by the light of the moon. I don't think I even want to know, Sakaki thought to herself.

"Damn it!" yelled Tomo, "blend!"
Yomi got up off of the couch.
"What are you doing?"
"I want to make smoothies before the gang gets here," said Tomo, "but this machine...is a son of a bitch!"
Yomi looked at the items Tomo had gotten out. They were hotdogs and ice cream tubs. "What are these for?" asked Yomi.
"Smoothies."
"Hotdogs?" asked Yomi, "Those are going to become smoothies?"
"Yeah," said Tomo, "My wienie smoothies," said Tomo, "You know how much protein is in one of these smoothies?"
"No," said Yomi.
"Zero. Blend!"
"It's not even plugged in," said Yomi.
"Son of a bitch!" yelled Tomo.
"Idiot," Yomi mumbled.

Kaorin arrived at Yomi and Tomo's apartment at seven. She carried a lovely bowl of...fried octopus. She noticed two familiar faces, Kagura and Sakaki.
"Hi Sakaki," said Kaorin.
"Hello," said Sakaki.
"Sup?" asked Kagura, "We haven't seen you in a while!"
"Yeah," said Kaorin, "That's because I moved to a different part of town. It was closer to my job."
"Aw man, you have a job?" said Kagura, "I just lost my babysitting gig."
"It was because the house burned down when she was in charge," said Sakaki.
"Will you just let it go?" said Kagura, "I left to get the kid some water. How was I supposed to know that he would start the livingroom on fire?"
"Ya gotta steal the matches," said Osaka, "I did that and Ichigo stayed in line just fine."
"When did you get here?" asked Kaorin.
"I forget, I'm a little spacey."
"Still?" asked Kagura.
"It's a lot better now," said Osaka.
"Who's Ichigo?" asked Sakaki.
"The kid that burned his house down," said Kagura, "And I told you that last night!"
"So how have you been Kaorin?" asked Osaka.
"Great," said Kaorin, "I get a lot of money from my job. Yet I still wish that I had gone on to the university..."
"It turns out that I really can become a teacher," said Osaka, "I just need to keep passin' my classes."
"Oh man," said Kagura, "I haven't been accepted by any schools. I'm not sure how I can get along in life...but then again I do make a lot of money with my breasts!"
Everyone stared at Kagura. Their mouths were wide open. The shock on Osaka's face was incredible.
"What?" said Kagura, "It's not like I'm a whore or anything. I just trick guys into giving me money, that's all. Of course it is easier when you have these girlfriends!"
"Please," said Sakaki, "stop that."

"Hey guys!" said Tomo, "How the Hell are ya?"
"Pretty good...what is that smell?" asked Kagura. She sniffed around. "It smells like burnt hotdogs."
"That's my special wienie smoothie!" Tomo exclaimed, "Aren't you dying to try it out?"
"Dying is what I'll be doing when I try them out," said Kagura.
"Tomo!" yelled Yomi, "I told you to throw those digusting things out!"
"Try one!" the "wildcat" yelled.
"I did!" yelled Yomi, "That mistake nearly cost me my life!"
"I'm glad we still had some leftover tacos," said Kagura.
"Me too," said Sakaki.

Kaorin and Osaka sat next to each other on the couch. They were having an interesting conversation. "Did you ever get over, you know?" asked Osaka.
"Um, yeah. After I got a boyfriend I got over that, if you know what I mean... Mmmhmm that's right, I'm not a virgin," said Kaorin.
"Me either," said Tomo "Yomi and I made sure of that!"
"Wait, what?"
"I said that wrong," Tomo moaned, "What I meant was that we found me a date."
"Oh," said everyone, "Well it looks like we owe Chiyo ¥3000."

"Wait a minute," said Osaka, "Kaorin, I thought you said that she slept in your car!"
"Oh I'm sorry," said Kaorin, "This story happened to you?" She looked at Osaka. The spacey woman said nothing. "I mean this happened to me but why should I tell it?" asked Kaorin.
"Well I guess it isn't that big a deal..."
"Oh, this happened to me, so I should tell it? Do you really think this is a good idea?" asked Kaorin, "Wait, is that booze?" Kaorin shook her head. "Sorry Osaka. I just get annoyed when people interrupt me—"
"SON OF A BITCH!" yelled Tomo, "I hate you Yomi!"
"What did I just say?" asked Kaorin.
"What the Hell did I just say?" sceamed Kaorin.
"We'd better go," said Sakaki, "this is how fights start."
"You little shit!" yelled Kaorin, "How dare you bring that up?"
Kagura and Sakaki left the apartment. Osaka following close behind. They were almost to the end of the stairs when a gun went off.
"Be more careful!" yelled Yomi, "Did you shoot yourself again?"
"Yes..."