Thanks for your patience, hugz everyone bonecrushin style. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, Im working on Adams age problem and thanks to your vise suggestions, he will become a 7 year old, rapidly. :D The bad news is I dont know how soon I will be able to update again.

PS: I soon will have my graduation exams, keep fingers crossed for me , please.

Forever yours Morality


Seras blinked as Integra left the room, her low chuckles echoing in the hallway. It was during moments like these when she started thinking how alike her master and Lady Hellsing really were.

- „She is scary". Stated Adam.

Both vampires turned their attention to the kid.

- "Well, it is your shift, Police girl, enjoy yourself". Alucard tossed her the rubber ducky and disappeared. He was delighted to hear her scream moments later; she had remembered that it was rescued from a toilet moments ago.

- "You wanted to see me master? "

- "Yes, I have some new instructions to you right after you tell me what had had caused so much damage during your shift." Alucard hesitated on the choice of words, he was too proud to swear like a bargee. Integra felt being too obliging that night.

- "All right, I guess I know, at least tell me what happened."

- "Master, it is a rather embarrassing story."

- "Alucard, you start to frighten me."

- "How so?"

- "You are anything but easily embarrassed."

- "Let's say I don't like children too much."

- "By the way, did you wash your hands?"

- "No. why did you ask?"

- "Just checking, fine now on with your report, I want to get some sleep tonight."

- "It is a rather long."

- "Oh, just start already! You're beginning to annoy me more than usual." Integra snapped impatiently.

- "As you wish master. When we arrived in the bathroom, your nephew showered me with bathing utensils after taking me for a dementosomething, then he escaped the bathroom but luckily Walter caught him before he could hide. Your relative took the advantage of toothpaste and other fluids to adorn the walls on his way. I never figured out the point of it, but I guess it was to repel me." Integra suppressed a chuckle, little smart brat.

- "When Walter left, I escorted Adam back to the bathroom and he bit me and called me a pedophile when I wanted to help him get into the bathtub. Right after he had gotten in, he announced that the whole room was a non poacher territory and declared that I looked like one. Chanting "save the whale" he tried to perform some kind of a ritual dance inside the bathtub that involved water and the rubber ducky, thus covering me and the rest of the bathroom in foam."

- "Enough, now tell me why you couldn't discipline him?"

- "But Master you didn't allow me to release the power restraints and you also said he wasn't a snack, I cannot tame him if I'm not allowed to be what I am." Integral frowned; the day already was too long.

- "Good, then I see why you had called Officer Seras. But pray tell what were you doing groping down in the sewage?" Aluacrds spirits fell.

- "Master, do I have to? It was a rather embarrassing experience."

- "Damn it! Alucard, stop acting like prima donna and face it like a man!" After that he gave Integra the saddest big eye dog stare he could muster, and she started pondering whether he was kidding or serious, she decided the latter- too obliging again,already two times this night - she thought.

- "Perhaps tell me of your motives?"She continued with a sigh.

- "Well during all the commotion, the rubber ducky was stuck in the water closet. As it wasn't the Police girl's shift, I had to extract it myself not to cause any plumbing problems. I couldn't use my shadows in front of the child."

Integra wanted to laugh out loud when Alucard had finished, the formality of his report almost surpassed Walters pedant approach. I wish he reported his missions like that.

Alucard on the other hand wasnt amused at all.

- "Master, I am a warrior not a babysitter, Police Girl can take care of him, as for me, I d rather fight for both of us."

- "Perhaps I will review your suggestion, but dont cherish your hopes. Youve done well not to show yous abilities in front of the child, the same goes to Officer Seras, I expect you to inform her. If you have nothing else to report, you may feel free for the rest of the evening."

Alucard disappeared from the room to enjoy the rest of the night in Adam-free conditions.


Next chapter might envolve batman snickers