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I DON'T OWN NARUTO
Once we were back at Hanabi's house she bolted right for the kitchen and started pulling out cups. Sasuke and I followed her. Sasuke had a confused look on his face. We both sat at the kitchen table making sure Hanabi didn't end up hurting herself. "I see you thought of another mystery flavor for tonight. Do I even want to know what is going to be in it?" I asked her. Hanabi gives off a goof smile. She shook her head. "Nope, this time I'm going to surprise you." I tried my best not to twitch. The last time she surprised me I ended vomiting throughout the night. Obviously, I lied to her telling her it was a bad lunch I ate. While Hanabi started mixing drinks I explained the process to Sasuke. I told him everytime I babysit, we end up watching a movie and during the movie she and I have a mixed drink. Since Hanabi has an interest in the magic she likes to call them potions. "Why do I get the feeling I'm going to die tonight because of you?" He asked me. I laughed. "Don't worry. I promised Ino I would try not to kill you. However, I didn't say anything about have Hanabi do the job for me." I laughed again. "Very funny Haruno." "Glad you think so Uchiha. So, Hanabi how is school going for you so far?" Hanabi let out a big dramatic breath. Oh boy, this one is going to be a story.
"You remember Tonton ,right?" She asked me. I nodded, "Yeah, she is your best friend. Why?" Hanabi shook her head. "Not anymore. She and Deidara started hanging out with each other she completely abandoned me." She squirted something red into the cups. I'm pretty sure the bottle I read was labeled "Ketchup". Keeping myself from absolute vomit I managed to get out a question. "What happened?" "I don't know. It was just a random game we played in gym and the next day they are all buddy buddy with each other. In fact I think its more than that. Quite frankly, it's sickening." Hanabi brought over the glass. Sasuke and I peeked over our cups. The mixture was colors of red and blue with a dash of white. He looked at me with scared eyes. While we were being wimps Hanabi gulped hers down without a problem. I swear she has some weird taste buds. Later while Hanabi was engrossed with a movie Sasuke and I cleaned up the kitchen. "You know, I'm going to get you back for what you did at the dance." He said while putting up the cups. "Oh, I don't doubt that for a minute." I told him. "Good, wouldn't want you to think you can get away with that since we are married and all." I was putting the plates. "Oh Sasuke, that's one thing I can count on." He looked at me confused. "And what is that?" He closed the cabinet doors. "Being a complete thorn in my side." I told him and walked away to check on Hanabi. Her parents came home later that night and as predicted she zonked out on the couch before 9:30. We walked back to his house.
"Ok hand me the money." He said the moment we walked off the driveway. "Excuse me?" He had out his hand. "You heard me. The man makes the money." I gave out a laugh and responded. "You can take that damn egotistical attitude of yours and shove up your ass." I reached to take out my board. Sasuke grabbed at my arm. "You are seriously not about to skate in the dark are you? What do you have a death wish?" I snatched away from him. "I have done it plenty of times before and do that again you will lose a hand." He grunted. "Well forgive me for being concerned about your safety." He almost looked offended. I sighed not really wanting to argue with him at the moment. "Here take the money, but that all better be there for the meeting. Or else I'm seriously going to kick your ass." I balanced on my board ready to push away when we were finally at his driveway. "Just do me a favor and try not to get killed on that thing." He said walking up his driveway. "Anything, for my loving husband." I replied with heavy sarcasm. "See? You would make a great wife Sakura. So obedient." He said once he got to the door. "Don't push your luck Uchiha." "Wouldn't dream of it Haruno." He said closing the front door. I shoved off into the night.
The next meeting day I waited outside Suzune's office for Sasuke and so far he was a no show. I bet he probably spent all the money on Ino. I plugged in my Ipod into my ears letting music flow into my brain. I must have been in Music World because I freaked out when Gaara Sabaku tapped me on the shoulder. His face nearly connected with my fist. Luckily, he caught it. "Sorry about that." I told him. "Nope, its my fault. Lesson one with people with headphones on: Don't come out of nowhere." He said. I let out an out-of-breath laugh. "Haha yeah. What's up? Is Nata getting better with the whole art lessons?" He lets out a laugh. "You can say that. She at least graduated from drawing stick people if that counts." I smiled. "I can't talk. I have zero art skills." "Maybe you could join us. I mean, Sai is a good teacher. Plus, he'll give you a discount. " I looked at him confused. "Sai? A teacher, but he is high school. How is that even possible?" "He works at the recreation centers part-time as an art instructor." I shake my head. "Nah, the last time Sai saw one of my drawing he nearly died." Gaara laughed. That's when Suzune opened the door and motioned me in. "Well, I'll see you around." "Later."
I was surprised to see Sasuke in the room. Suzune sat in her chair. "So Sasuke and I were talking about your relationship with each other," Oh please, if she knew the story she'd know we were far from having any kind of relationship with each other. I just know the asshole made it out for me to be the bad guy in this. "Since Sasuke went first last time, Sakura you get to go first." Since I didn't really know where to start I took the childish approach. "He started." I said. "I did not." I glared at Sasuke. "Oh really? You started nothing? Hello? Did you just happen to forget what you did at the ceremony?" "You dumped your lunch on me." "You damn right I did. After the horrible drawing you drew on the time sheet." Suzune jumped in. "Sakura language." I ignored her. "That drawing was a joke." He said. I rolled my eyes. "Oh, really? I failed to see the humor in it." "And then there was the dance." He shot at me. "Hell, you deserved it." Suzune clapped her hands together.
"Alright that's enough," She said. "It has been two weeks and you two are already at each other's throats. What you two need to do is do some relationship building exercises. Cause like it or not, which is obvious that you don't. You two are marriage partners and partners don't talk to each other the way you two do. Now here is what we are going to do. You both will face each other and say something nice about the other." We didn't move. "Now!" She snapped at us. I moved facing Sasuke in an unhappy manner. "Ok Sasuke you go first." He looked at me for minute. "I see less bumps on her face today." I tilted my head and glared at him. "Nice one. I see Sasuke was able to get his bad B.O under control." From the corner of my eye I saw Suzune shaking her head.
Sasuke sat up in his chair. "Sakura has the ability to trick people into thinking that her forehead isn't as big as it really is." I sat up as well. "Sasuke devotes his time with the less fortunate. Like his girlfriend Ino." "Hey, leave her out of this." I chuckled and smiled. "Oh no. She is just as bad as you are and since you two are like white on rice it would be rude of me not to mention her." "ALRIGHT YOU TWO THAT'S ENOUGH!" Suzune yelled at us.
She rubbed her head. "I can see you two are not even trying, but if you two want to graduate you better learn fast. Now do you have any income for the week?" Sasuke handed her the money. She looked at it like it was suppose to burn in her hand. "So you already started the babysitting job. How did it go?" I figured Sasuke would work his charm on her and become a total suck up. Of course, he delivered a good performance. "It went well," He told her. "She's a total sweetheart." "Sakura is?" He snorted with a laugh. "Hanabi, the kid." I opened my mouth to say something, but Suzune shot me a look that told me to keep quiet. "So did you both work or what?" She asked. "I'm the one with the job." Sasuke said. I should've stopped him right there, but I wanted to see how much bulldoody he was going to feed to her.
"Of course you do Sasuke." She said sweetly. Un-fucking-believable. I pretend to cough managing to say "Lair" in the process. Sasuke beamed. "Yep. I believe in a man taking care of the woman. Keep her home and in the kitchen, where she is a master at," Suzune eyes lit up as Sasuke continued his charade. Oh my god. Is she actually believing the shit that is coming out of his mouth? "And keep her pregnant too, but alas in my case I can't since Sakura hasn't let me touch her since the wedding." I kicked him in the knee and stood up. "You motherfucker!" "Sakura!" Suzune cried. "Me? Out of everything that has been going on you yell at me! Aren't you even going to yell at him?" I said to her partially yelling. She brushed me off. "We know he was just kidding." I raised an eyebrow toward her. "Do we now?" I questioned her. I turn to leave the room. "Wait! We need to discuss the activity you two are doing together." Suzune said behind me. "Don't care!" I stomped to door. "Tryout on the football after school today!" Sasuke called after me. Ugh, forgot I'm doing the damn cheerleading thing.
Let's face the reality here. If we acted like the Sasuke and Sakura are acting to each other, we'd be in detention so much lol. Sakura maybe punished more cause of that mouth of hers.
