Mai:Hi! Today we are having Grimmjow Jeagerquez!*puts on Sexy Bitch by Akon* Damn you are smokin'. And Ulquiorra Schiffer!

Grimmjow:*flexing his muscles*

Ulquiorra:........

Jushiro:Hello. It's a pleasure to have you.

Grimmjow:Why the hell is a fuckin' Shinigami here?

Ulquiorra:Stupid trash. Look at the title. His name is right there.

J.J.:Oh my God! Its an emo clown mime! My worst nightmare.*starts sobbing uncontrollably* Why dear lord? Why would you make something so horrible?!*runs out*

Ulquiorra:Worthless child trash.

Jushiro:Is he going to be okay?

Mai:Probably not, but thats why emo-Ulqui's here. To scare him silly.

J.J.:*comes in with ax* Die, bitchy emo mime clown, die!

Ulquiorra:*Unconscious*

Grimmjow:I like this kid.

Mai:Is this show like crawling with pedophiles? First up is katizo terusei:

Katizo: *in daze from hug*
Charisei: sorry but we want ichigo, byakuya and ukitake to strip dance to blah blah blah by Ke$ha
Katizo: *pushes J.J. out of room* this will be great *evil smile*

Mai:I guess I could call them over for a bit. *whips out cell and calls them* They will be here momentarily.

Jushiro:People like to see me shirtless.

Mai:Have you seen yourself? You have a six pack! Byakuya doesn't. *pouts* He's still my favorite though.

Byakuya:What is that you need us to do, Mai-chan?*thinks:I need to workout more. I got competition.*

Mai:Well... Charisei and Katizo want you, Ichi, and Shiro-kun to strip.

Ichigo:Strip? But Rukia will...

Rukia:Watch excitedly!

Mai:But Rukia-chan, Ichi's my cousin and Bya-kun is your brother. Thats not right.

Rukia:Then keep your eyes off my Ichigo.

Mai:You keep your eyes off my Byakuya!

Rukia:What gives you the right to claim him?

Mai:If you knew what happened on that date you would know why I can!*puts on blah blah blah*

J.J.:What the heck?!*is pulled out*

Mai:Thank you!

Ichigo:*takes shirt off*

Byakuya:*takes pants off

Jushiro:*takes all his clothes off in record speed* I've got experience with this now.

Mai:*throws money at Byakuya and Jushiro and is recording* Shake it!

Rukia:*is tearing Ichi's underwear off* Must have!

Mai:*pushes Byakuya into the closet* Come here, hon. *comes out after a few minutes* Alright enough stripping! Get your clothes on.

Rukia, Charisei and Katizo:Awww! Why?

Mai:I got it on tape. Here you three. *hands them tapes* Knock yourselves out, you crazy kids.

Ichigo:If thats all, can I go? I don't want to stick around for the rest of the sick dares and weird questions.

Byakuya:I guess I will take my leave as well.

Rukia:Me too. See you, Mai-chan.

Mai:Bye guys.

Grimmjow:Get back here, Kurosaki!

Mai:Let it go, Grimmy-kitty.

Grimmjow:Stop fuckin' calling me that!

Mai:I don't think so. J.J., assistance please.

J.J.:Nope, he's my hero. I think I found a place scarier than the closet. Ahhh! Emo mime clown!*hits Ulquiorra with a chair.*

Mai:I don't think he's going to wake up soon.

Grimmjow:Yes! Let me present the next person.

Mai:Sure.

Grimmjow:Say hi to LilyGirl101:

AHH! This was great! Hm...hope Shiro-chan likes the treats! Oh, I know!
Ask Jushiro: Can I call you Shiro-chan? (from me, not from you) Please?...
Oh my gosh, he's just so adorable!! Oh I just wanna take him home!

Mai:Thanks! I try my best.

Jushiro:I loved the treats. Thank you.

Mai:Shiro-kun, can LilyGirl call you Shiro-chan?

Jushiro:Yes, I would be delighted if you called me that, Lily-chan. If you don't mind.

Mai:Can I call you Lily-chan too? You can take him to your place after the Q&A. Please be sure to return him though!

Jushiro:She finds me adorable and wants to take me home?*blushes scarlet red* I'm okay with it.

Mai:That doesn't give you permission to rape her.

Jushiro:I will act like a gentleman as always.

Grimmjow:I'm being ignored! I'm gonna go emo like Ulquiorra.

Mai:Thats the extreme level! Oh no!

J.J.:Read our next review to cheer up. From Animefan0410:

Funny as allways! I can't think of anything..And I have to say right now. I would dare Grimjow to do something weird and funny..But I'm to afraid he'd kill me O_O..Wait now I do have a question for Grimmjow..How come you got beaten by Ichigo? You are kick **..And yes I know he only won because he's the star of the show -_-

Grimmjow:Smart move.

Mai:He wouldn't lay a hand on you guys or I'll drag him to the closet.

Grimmjow:I'm scared and I haven't even set a foot in there. As for your question, it was pure luck and I've gotten a little rusty! I barely got my arm back too.

Mai:I almost cried when I saw all those bastards hurting you!

Grimmjow:Only cuz he's the 'hero'. And I know I kick ass.

Mai:Conceited! I saw you staring at yourself in the mirror for twenty minutes.

Jushiro:Mai-chan, you must have a crush on him! I mean you are staring at him staring at himself. I'm telling Byakuya.

Mai:I'm gonna slit your throat! I just like looking at him anyway.

Grimmjow:Can you blame her? Look at this!*points at his abs*

Ulquiorra:Well that solves the mystery of why you picked such a revealing uniform, you slutty trash.

Mai:Are you guys seeing each other?

Grimmjow and Ulquiorra:NO!

Grimmjow:I don't roll that way.

Jushiro:I need a girlfriend.

All:.......

Mai:Okay. Since Ulqui didn't get any questions or dares, I'll ask a few. Are you L?

Ulquiorra:I might be. If I was I wouldn't tell you.

Mai:Closet!*drags him to closet*

Ulquiorra:I don't fear your closet.*after two minutes* Ahhh! Ahh, Jesus! Lord Aizen! Someone help me!*turns quiet. Mai drags him out.*

Mai:You were really desperate to get out! You were about to yell, 'Grimmjow, I'll suck your-

Ulquiorra:I don't recall that! Next question.

Mai:Kay. Do you cut yourself?

Ulquiorra:We share blades. Remember?

Mai:Oh yeah. Favorite song?

Ulquiorra:Purity by Lincoln Park.

Mai:Are you mad I'm taller than you?

Ulquiorra:No.

Mai:Closet?

Ulquiorra:Yes I am, but it's only by an inch!

Mai:Grimmjow, what's your favorite song?

Grimmjow:The Coolest, Lupe Fiasco cuz I'm the coolest.

All:Of course.

Mai:Con-cei-ted. Since Animefan wanted to dare you to do something weird and funny I'll do the best I can. Go to Aizen, bitch slap him and say 'Where's my money Superbitch?' Then dance like a chicken and say 'I'll do anything for a dollar! Anything....' all over the Hueco Mundo and the Seireitei. You have to do what they asked if they paid you.

Grimmjow:Damn it! I'll kill you.*goes to do dare*

Jushiro:Why didn't you make him take his clothes? If it were me you would!

Mai:Jushiro! Take your shirt off!

Jushiro:Why?

Mai:If I had dared him to do that I would sound like a pervert.

Grimmjow:I'm back.

Mai:Give my money, sexta bitch!

Grimmjow:Here! You know there are a lot of weirdos and pervs in the Soul Society. Especially the head captain. He wanted me to-

Mai:Too much info! TMI! Why do you have anger issues?

Grimmjow:We are in the same boat. We both go to those anger management courses.

Mai:Shut the fuck! What's your freaking problem? You want to make something out of this!

Grimmjow:You bet your ass I do!

J.J.:Stop yellin' I'm tryin' to watch my fuckin' Elmo!*hits Ulquiorra while watching Elmo*

Ulquiorra:Stop hitting me retarded trash!

Jushiro:You all need help!

Mai:You bet we do! We are ending our Q&A for now to get it! Next time, Kenpachi and Yachiru will be here! Jushiro, get your pale, frail ass to LilyGirl's!

Grimmjow:Stop fucking screaming in ear! I'm leaving!

Mai:What's your issue?!

J.J.:What's yours?!*stabs Ulquiorra* I have to launch an attack on Aizen with my gang Sesame Street Vatos! S.S.V foos!

Ulquiorra:Why is everyone yelling!? Why does this kid keep hurting me?! I have to write in my diary now!

Mai:Why is everyone ending their questions with '!' ?! I need a therapist! Send in your questions and dares to anyone of us and our guests Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru Kusajishi. Peace.