Wow, been a while since I did a fairytale. I am not even that fond of Snow White but I was reading a fic for HIMYM and…this came into my head.

Hope you all enjoy this parody of SW and the 7 dwarves. I made Pepper into Snow and of course Tony is her prince. So the other five Avengers plus Loki and Spiderman are the dwarves just cuz I needed seven.

If you can guess which dwarf is which I will try and do a fairytale for you. I must be able to PM you and it has to be a movie I seen. You also must review story for it to count.

"Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" The queen asked her enchanted mirror.

"I'm sorry to tell you this queen but the fairest is Snow Pepper" the mirror replied.

"What?!" Queen Maria snarled. "How can that ugly thing be fair? I am way prettier and fairer!" She yelled.

"Coulson! Get your butt in here!" she then called out. Phil walked in with a scared look on his face.

"Yes, my fair queen?" he asked.

"So I really am just fair huh?" she asked. Phil raised a brow and she sighed.

"Apparently that stupid snow Pepper is fairest of all Phillip so you will take her to the woods and kill her, then you will bring me her heart" she told him.

Phil gasped lightly. "But…but your majesty" he stammered.

"You heard me Phil! Now get moving and don't you dare disobey me!" She snapped and the man hurried off.

He found Lady Pepper and she agreed to accompany him. The kind man couldn't bare to harm his friend then.

He had grabbed her arm and held the knife over her. She looked at him with terrified eyes.

"I….I thought….I thought we were friends Phil" she stammered.

Phil let a tear fall and let Pepper go. He dropped the knife and took her hands in his.

"I'm so sorry my lady please forgive me" he begged her.

"I…I don't understand…why…why would you?" she stammered.

"It wasn't me my friend, it was the queen's orders but I could never harm you Snow Pepper" he explained.

"Oh…I understand…thank you Phil" Pepper replied.

"You're welcome but now I am afraid I must leave you here, I hope you take care here and please never return to us for your own safety" he told her.

She nodded and he left. Pepper went through the woods but soon it grew dark and she curled into a ball. She cried softly and barely slept in the scary woods.

When morning came and the woods were a little brighter she found her way through it.

She came upon a small cottage and knocked. No one was home but the door was unlocked so she went inside.

She found the bedroom and looked at the names on the beds. "Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful and Dopey…what strange names for little children" she murmured.

She was much too sleepy to think on it though and fell asleep. The seven "children" awoke her.

"What are you doing on my bed girlie?" the female dwarf sneered.

"You must be the grumpy one" Pepper murmured. Another dwarf chuckled and she glared at him.

He pretended to put on a sincere face but Pepper could see he was still amused. She understood why he was Dopey as well. The boy didn't speak and had very little intelligence. She liked him though as he made her laugh with silly pranks and funny faces.

"I think my friend here meant to ask who you are my child?" Another Dwarf cut in. It was obvious he was leader as Grumpy only scowled at him.

"Why we care Doc? She trespassing and we should just kick her out" she growled.

"Oh please don't! I can cook and clean for you…I have nowhere else to go…the queen wants me dead" she begged.

"Queen? Are you…lady Snow Pepper?" A dwarf asked.

"Yes…I am…the queen wants me dead though" Pepper replied.

The one who asked the question let out a big sneeze. "Then…you should stay here" he replied and sneezed two more times.

Grumpy grumbled under her breath but nodded. "I guess it be too cruel to make ya die and I could use a good meal for once"

"Hey, I cooked us breakfast today you ingrate!"

"No, you burned it all sleepy cuz u fell asleep cooking it!" She shot back and the dwarf only shrugged.

"Least I tried unlike you, you miserable dwarf!" he countered. She opened her mouth to retort but he then fell asleep.

"I hate you guys!" she muttered instead.

"Is it always like this here?" Pepper asked the quiet dwarf. He blushed madly and hid his face.

"I guess you're bashful then huh?" she asked. He nodded. "I think you're pretty" he said and ran off.

"Thank you" she called after him. She then clapped her hands.

"Okay boys…and girl…I will start with making your dinner…all you have to do is straighten up in here and then wash up" she told them.

Six of the dwarves nodded. Grumpy kept her arms folded and rolled her eyes.

"If you don't listen to me you don't eat then" Pepper told her. Grumpy's stomach growled and the dropped her arms.

"Fine…man you're annoying" she answered and stormed off.

The seven soon had their room clean and ran to scrub up. When they were all clean as well Pepper had a small soup cooking.

"I used what I could find, you had a small cooked chicken in the fridge and so I made chicken soup" she told them.

It was a very delicious soup and even Grumpy had to admit that.

Snow Pepper fit in well and all the Dwarves grew to love her. It wasn't enough to keep her protected though.

Maria had found out about Phil's betrayal. She squished the pig heart he brought her then stabbed him and took his heart.

"I'll just have to kill her myself then" she said and stepping over his bloody dead body she left the room.

She made a poison and dipped a delicious red apple inside. Then she disguised herself into an old lady.

She found the cottage and knocked on the door. The dwarves had left for their work and Pepper was alone.

"Hello pretty girl, I seemed to have gotten lost and my legs are tired from walking" the old hag told her.

Pepper could never turn anyone away. She let the woman in and helped her sit down.

She made her some soup and the old woman smiled. "I must repay your kindness" she said and lifted her small basket.

"I am afraid all I have are my apples" she said and took the top one.

Pepper took it and smiled. "Apples are delicious" she told her and bit into it.

"Oh yes…they really are the fairest of them all" the hag told her. Only her voice had changed and so had her appearance.

Pepper gasped and fell to her knees. "Why?"

The queen smiled sinisterly and knelt to her. "Because it's your destiny to rule the kingdom and I won't allow that" she told her.

The poison took effect then and Pepper went limp. The queen cackled evilly and closed her eyes.

"Snow has fallen and the beautiful spring takes over yet again" she said and left.

The dwarves soon returned and even Grumpy was saddened when she saw her friend.

She saw the apple and clenched her fists. "The queen struck again and stole our friend, I say we kill her then" she said and grabbed a weapon.

Dopey put on a wicked smile and lifted a bow and arrow. "I hope your practice paid off" Grumpy told him.

Dopey picked up the apple and grabbed Sleepy. He dragged him to the wall and propped him against it. He put the apple on his head and moved away.

Everyone but Grumpy held their breath. Dopey expertly shot the apple though and Grumpy smiled for the first time.

"Good job Dopey, now lets get a wicked queen" she told him and they ran off.

The other five followed after Doc gently slapped Sleepy's cheek.

They ran after the queen and killed her. They then went back and were saddened to see their friend was still gone.

"I guess there aint nothing we can do for her"

"Yes, we can" Doc said and gently patted her shoulder. All seven worked together and made a long table. They lifted their friend on it and placed flowers in her hand.

They held a service and many people from the kingdom came. When they moved to bury her a voice spoke up.

"Wait, let me see her first" he said. He moved in and they saw he was a prince.

"What a beauty, I wish I could know her" he murmured as he stroked her cheek.

"Kiss her lips then" Grumpy advised. He turned to her and she nodded at him.

He shrugged but bent and gave her a small kiss. Snow Pepper's color returned to her cheeks and she opened her eyes.

"It worked…the kiss worked" the prince mumbled in amazement.

"Well the queen was a witch in disguise…everyone knows true loves first kiss can break any spell" Grumpy said with a roll of her eyes.

"Thank you Grumpy, I will never forget you…any of you" Snow Pepper said.

"Come with me princess…let me care for you now" Prince Tony asked and she nodded in agreement.

"Of course Prince Tony, I will do anything for you" she agreed.

He lifted her and placed her on his horse. The sad faces of the kingdom were replaced with happy smiles and happy cheers of joy. Snow Pepper left with her prince and lived happily ever after thanks to her seven Dwarves.

Sorry it was so short but then that is basically the entire Disney movie version. I still don't care for it. I love the new versions though I forgot name but it wasn't the huntsman one. The Dwarves had different names too and Snow was more badass.