"Lunch is ready!" Everyone trudged wearily to the room, wondering what oddity Orihime had prepared today.
"Today is sushi! One for Aizen-san, one for Ichimaru-kun, one for Tousen-kun, one for Starrk-kun..." Finally, she set a tiny pickle jar lid in front of Yammi, which had one tiny roll of sushi on it.
Grimmjow tore into his food, drool flying everywhere. Everyone else seemed relieved too, digging into their food that was at least kind of normal.
"Hey, what kind of sushi is this?" Szayel, ever the annoying, was again asking about the ingredients.
"Uh, it's made from shark—"
All eyes turned to Halibel except Grimmjow, who cut Orihime off with a love-filled shout of "I LOVE SHARK SUSHI!" But then he too realized the awkwardness of the moment, and turned his head around awkwardly, furious at being unable to see, and finally ripped the tape off his eyes, staring at Halibel along with the others.
Wordlessly, Halibel generated a mini-Cero, incinerating the plate along with the sushi, then walked out of the room as everyone stared at her.
"—bait?..." All eyes turned back to Orihime. "I meant to say, it was made from shark bait!..." Her face looked around at all of them desperately. "Tuna, cod, mackerel, not shark! Oh, poor Halibel-chan..."
"Ulquiorra looked at Grimmjow. "This is all your fault."
"How is it my fault?!" Grimmjow objected.
"You cut the woman off before she could finish saying 'bait,' resulting in hurting Halibel's feelings."
"Bull!" Grimmjow glared angrily at Ulquiorra. "And since when were you so concerned about Halibel anyways?!"
"I-is it not natural to be concerned about your comrades?" Ulquiorra looked away, Grimmjow thinking he was trying to hide a blush.
"Ulquiorra and Halibel, sitting in a tree!..."
"Silence, trash."
"Now now, Ulquiorra!" Aizen looked up from his sushi. "I think your love for Halibel is very sweet!"
Nobody dared contradict Aizen. Poor Ulquiorra was teased mercilessly about his "crush" for days, until Aizen stopped it.
Ahhh, Orihime...xD You couldn't have just said the names of the fish in the first place?
PS, Ulquiorra does not like Halibel and will never like Halibel (for me, at least).
