Addie: Okay, going to school and who's ready to see Umbridge get up staged by Lennox? ^^ I know I am.
Star:….she doesn't own.
Transformers invade Hogwarts
Harry and Hermione lead the ragtag group of holoforms to the gateway for the train and Ironhide had flat out stopped. They turned back to the weapon specialist to see him glaring at them arms crossed and frown set. Hermione had noticed something odd about Ironhide's holoform; it looked almost exactly like Will. There were a few exceptions like Ironhide's darker blue eyes, bulkier build and red hair stood out the most. Actually Ironhide looked like he could be Will's cousin with a bunch of alien tattoos and red hair. Sirius had told Will that he would steal Hide for his own.
Ratchet on the other hand had the whitest blonde hair she had ever seen. His sharp blue eyes glared at his bonded, before smacking his bonded on the head; dragging him through the gateway. Snuffles whined a little when he saw the wrench.
"I wish I had thought of that back when we were in school." Remus.
"Why's that, Professor?"
"Would have kept us out of trouble."
Harry and Hermione stared at the werewolf as he sheepishly scratched that back of his head. Snuffle's tail slid under him and he whimpered up at his friend in fear that Remus would find his own wrench. Remus smiled at him and Sirius shivered. He was so going to be Snape's dog for the next year. Harry rolled his eyes at the pair and Megatron shook his head. The rest of the group walked through and Starscream started to check over Harry over.
"Got your wand?"
"Yes, Mum."
"Your books, cauldron, robes, potions kit, Rumble, Frenzy?"
"Yes, all in my trunk. I'll let Frenzy and rumble out before we reach the school, so Soundwave and Blaster don't hurt me."
"Well, this is a surprise."
The group turned to see a blonde man and his son walking up to them. Harry froze when he recognized the blonde and ducked behind Megatron. Draco froze when he saw the odd pin on Megatron's red tie and symbol on Optimus' ball cap. Draco looked at Harry and Harry stared right back clutching onto Starscream. Draco almost fell over. If Blaise hadn't shown him the pictures of this group in their true forms, Draco might have scoffed at the thought of aliens.
"I assume you're the couple that adopted Mister Potter."
"Yes, I'm Markus Prime; this is my bondmate, Skyler, my brother, Orion Prime, and his bondmate, Bee Prime."
"Is that a Muggle term?"
"Hermy, what the slag is a 'muggle'?" Ironhide.
"A muggle is a person who can't use magic. Basically the humans you see every day. Magically folk hide better."
"I ain't no fleshling!"
"Oooh! They pissed off Hidey."
"Shut it, Screamer!"
"What do you want, Malfoy?"
Will had stepped out of the shadows and was glaring at the older blonde. Malfoy looked Will up and down before snorting.
"So the rumors are true, the grandson of the Great Albus Dumbledore has returned to our world."
"I have business to take care of at the school."
"Oh before I forget, Hermione."
The girl looked over at Ratchet and frowned before a familiar laptop was pulled out. Hermione squealed making most the people around her look at her funny before taking back her treasure. Ratchet shook his head and cleared his throat.
"Now, no more hacking Autobots or Decepticons. I've upgraded your computer and it's now Teletraan 2.0. She's a semi-sentient laptop. She'll work anywhere even in high magical output areas."
"Wow, Dr. Hatchet, thank you!"
Harry rolled his eyes and led his friend onto the train with Draco following. Starscream pouted as the train pulled away and waved back to his sparkling. Harry Smiled and pulled his head in the window before sagging in his seat; a small pout on his lips. Hermione hugged him then pulled two matching portable stereos out of the trunk above her head. Ron and Ginny had joined them with Neville and Luna, who was smiling in her mysterious way.
"Harry, you've got a Cybertronian in your lap."
"….How did you know that?"
"I was in Rome when the Seekers attacked before the Fallen returned. Though I pictured you more of an Autobot, than a Decepticon, Harry."
Harry blushed then poked Frenzy who twitched before springing up and transforming. Everyone but Harry and Hermione stared at the Decepticon who was looking around before running to the window to stare out it. He smacked the red stereo, who woke up with a start and growled at his twin. They started at the twins who were no looking around them before they attached themselves to Harry's sides.
"Harry are you sure it's good for you t be around these things?"
Most the room stared at Ginny and frenzy blew a raspberry at the young witch and Rumble glared at her. Harry frowned and started to speak in parseltongue which calmed the two down almost instantly and the Hermione frowned at her.
After the Thestral, Harry was happily waiting for dinner after slipping two energon cubes under the table for the twins while they waited Dumbledore to begin his speech. Which should be starting any minute. Harry sighed and noticed Will peeking through the door. Many of the purebloods had been curious about the muggle cars on the lawn and many male Muggleborns had whistled at the four cars. The Mercedes sls had not been pleased at the touching of his mate. The twins had even been upset, but Blaster had sent calming waves and kept the Decepticons from going crazy on the students. Now Harry was sure the slight raising and falling of the Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were them laughing. Of course that stopped as soon as Goyle put his sticky fingers on Sun's paint job, said mech still had the hand prints and was mentally sobbing about not being able to clean it off.
"Welcome to Hogwarts for another wonderful year. We have a new Defense Teacher, Professor Umbridge and….."
"Hem Hem."
The Hall froze as they watched the how the new teacher walked up to Dumbledore's podium. She then smiled as if she belonged up there. The Hufflepuffs looked confused. The Ravenclaws just went back to their books and the Slytherins sneered. The Gryffindors glared at her as she cleared her throat again. The students all looked up at her with deadpanned looks and she just kept smiling sweetly.
"Thank you head master for those kind words of welcome and how nice is it to see all your happy faces smiling out at me. I'm sure we're all going to be good friends. The Ministry of Mag…."
"Yo Frog, Imma let you finish, but Fudge has been the suckiest Minster ever!"
The Hall turned to the door to see the army colonel walk in with a huge smile on his face. Umbridge felt her face turn red with anger. Will's smirk got bigger and he made his way up to the high table and turned around to the students. He then grinned at the students before turning back to Dumbledore.
"Sorry I'm late, Grandpa, had to make Sunny promise he wouldn't kill a sticky fingered human."
"It is understandable, my boy, please come over here I was just about to announce you to talk."
"Excuse me I was…"
"Yeah, because these are much worse than dementors, just can't suck out your soul and here I go. Harry, will you come up here with your CD players?"
Harry picked them both up and walked up to the High Table and put them down on the floor as Will grinned. As harry made to go back to his table, but Will pulled him close and he readjusted his tie causing the Decepticon pin on his tie to flash. Will raised an eyebrow at it before calling Hermione to come forward. The other Gryffindor smiled as she stood in front of the students before side glaring at Will.
"Hello, kids, I'm Colonel William Lennox. I'm Dumbledore's grandson, and the head of N.E.S.T. I'm here to make sure you guys don't get squished, stepped on, shot, vaporized, gnawed on, kicked and other nasty little things that Rumble and Frenzy can think of after Harry tells them a little more about the Weasley twins."
"Hey, it's not my fault that they found my potions kit and set Mum's Lab on fire!"
"Okay, anyway Rumble, Frenzy, transform."
The two popped up and the Hall broke into screams. The young Cybertronians ducked behind Harry at the sound and Dumbledore ordered silence. Umbridge stared in utter disgust at them and Harry glared at her, before leading the twins out with his head held high. Starscream would be proud of Harry, if he could see how much arrogance he was letting off. Hermione followed him in an odd Optimus like way. Soon as they exited the door the students followed the two of them as they walked up to their respective guardians. At the site of both of them, Blaster, Soundwave, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker transformed. The students and teachers started at the masses of metal.
Harry let his Slytherin side out and gave a Malfoy worthy smirk. Draco, unfortunately, noticed it first and felt his insides turn to mush. Blaise, who was standing next to him, rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Over the summer things drastically changed for Hermione and myself. I'm no longer Legally Harry Potter, I'm Harry James Prime, now. This is my Guardian, Soundwave, and his bondmate, Blaster."
"And I was taken in by my cousin and adopted by loving couple. One of which is related to Harry's dad."
"Now, they are worse than Dementors, as they can make rational decisions and will send your butt to the Hospital wing."
Most the students stared in awe and Umbridge glared. To her these "things" were ugly non-human monsters. Sound wave caught her train of thoughts and frowned. This human sounded like that Fallen, yet most of the crowd around her stared in awe. Looking over at his bonded, Blaster was talking to their sparklings. Mostly it was questions about the train and Harry's friends. Harry looked up at his frowning guardian before climbing up the Decepticon to sit on his shoulder.
"Sickle for your thoughts?"
"Observation: Most find us amazing. Some think we are just muggle creations. Others think we are nothing since we are not human."
"Okay, so there's someone in this crowd that thinks Cybertronians are disgusting because they're not human?"
"Affirmative, Blaster."
"That's dumb. Optimus and them have saved this planet like five million times already. Seriously, Wizards are so far in the past it isn't funny. Didn't even notice the Decepticon invasion."
"Suggestion: I can give you your own invasion."
Harry face palmed at the innuendo and Hermione turned the exact shade of red on Optimus' armor. All of the cassettes started howling at the grossness of their parents and most the school looked confused. Ron's face matched Hermione's having gotten the joke. He would never admit that he felt bad for Blaster or some kind a kinship about monotoned pervs.
"Well there you have it. These guys will be protecting the school from now on. Any questions?
"Yeah, where's a place I can wash this Primus slagged sticky gunk off? It's ruining my paint!"
Poor Sunny. Anywho, please review and I hope you enjoyed.
