Autobots 101 Chapter 4

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Daybreak came far too early for Sam. Ironhide had kept him up all night. For Ironhide the night was very self enlightening. Nobody gave him the respect he deserved. The two both went downstairs together one with a bit more spring in his step than the other.

"Greetings Boy's" said Mrs. Witwicky enthusiasticly. In her hand was a frying pan full of eggs with melted cheese on them. It was HUGE.

"Mom… what's with the huge breakfast" asked Sam sleepily

"Oh, I forgot that your father was on a business trip… but seeing that I have two boys here you should have no trouble finishing it"

She pushed the boys to the table and gently forced the two to sit down. Ironhide began to give Sam funny looks and he couldn't decipher their meaning. Soon two plates were put down in front of the boys and Sam began to eat. Ironhide did not.

"What's wrong Alex?" asked Mrs. Witwicky

"I um… have to pray?" replied Ironhide

"Oh what religion are you?"

"Cybertronian" replied Ironhide casually

"That isn't Christian is it…" said a disappointed Mrs. Witwicky

Sam interjected "Um no mom. It is, it's just a very small branch"

"I don't consider Scientology Christian" began Sam's mother

"It's not like that!" said Sam. He picked his brain for a continuation "It's branched off of Methodism?"

"Oh" said Sam's mother "I'll be right back, I've got to take my Osteo Biflex"

As soon as she left the room Ironhide pushed his plate in front of Sam

"What?" asked Sam

"hurry eat this! I can't" said a very rushed Ironhide

Sam sighed and quickly devoured the rather large plate of eggs. He then turned focus to his own when his mother returned.

"Wow you ate those fast!" commented Sam's mother. Ironhide did what the internet told him to do in situations like this. He smiled and nodded. "Here let me get you another plate"

Sam groaned, It would be a very long morning.

The car was very silent as Bumble Bee drove his two companions back to the Autobot base. "Look, I'm sorry Bee" said Sam for at least the fifth time

"You … you threw up in me…" protested a rather irritated Bee. Ironhide did the second most common thing to do for situations that didn't fall into the smile and nod category. He frowned and nodded.

Once at the Autobot base the trio was rushed to prepare for school. Ratchet was in the medical bay although today he didn't look angry, just apathetic. He ran the conversion machine swiftly and effectively without saying a word unless it pertained to medical suggestions.

All the transfers were completed except for Jazz.. "Please expedite yourself Jazz" asked Optimus as politely as he could while he was in such an annoyed mood.

"I'm not going today" stated Jazz coolly. He didn't want to seem defiant and all but he did not want to sit in rooms full of teachers whom could not possible fathom the level of intellect he possessed. "It isn't worth my time"

Not in an arguing mood Prime sighed and consented "Fine… suit yourself". He was in no mood to rustle up his already tightly wound circuits.

After all was said and done the group still had an hour before they had to be in their first class, math. Optimus confronted Ratchet as discreetly as possible. "Want to tell me what's racking your wires?"

Ratchet wanted more than anything to spill his guts out to Prime. Between Jazz and Ironhide he was sick of everything. Even he, a medical expert, could not explain these feelings. "I function at 100" said Ratchet coldly.

Optimus looked a little hurt. This wasn't what Ratchet wanted. The bot simply turned away and began to walk. Ratchet felt so horrible as Prime began to join the group. Optimus stopped about halfway there and said without even turning around "well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'll be there for you"

Ratchet drove the team to the college where they were dropped off again in front of the school. Everyone thanked him as per tradition and he left. The group began walking towards class when an unsuspected foe began to unfold their plans with Sam Witwicky as the target.

Sam bumped into someone "I'm sorry" sputtered out Sam. He saw that it was in fact Katie that he had knocked over. Sam waved the Autobots off and they continued towards class.

"Oh hey there!" said Katie cheerfully as she picked up her books. "Sam Right?". Sam nodded. "Good to see you again. I assume you are off to Math as well right?" again Sam nodded unable to speak. "well I'll see you there"

Little did Sam know but he had caught the eye of another woman as well and while he was walking to class he was stopped by another girl. She was wearing biker leather that was so tight on her he could see every muscle move in her body as she walked. Her skin was tanned to perfection and upon first glance one would think that she had popped out of a movie.

"Hey there" said the girl putting her arms on Sam's shoulder. "I think you have a little dust on you" she swept off some imaginary follicles from his shoulder and backed out of breathing space. "My name is Karen" said the girl putting her finger up to her lips. "Do you have a name"

"Yeah it's Sam" said the boy calmly.

"Karen" was impressed. The boy had not fallen for her immediately even though she was based on his previous tastes in women.

"Want to meet after school?" asked Karen suggestively.

"Sure but not today" said Sam as he walked off.

A voice was heard in Karen's ear "You fail me Starscream! The boy is a needed Pawn in my plan!"

"Megatron, there is only one logical explanation as to how he was able to resist… The boy is Gay"

"…"

"…"

"Well Starscream this complicates things… Blackout!"

"Yes Lord Megatron?"

"You know what to do"

"…"

"Blackout?!?"

"sigh yes… Lord Megatron"

For some crazy reason Katie was all Sam could think about. Upon entering the classroom his fellow Autobots instantly surrounded him.

"So how did it go stud?" asked Bumble Bee

"It's not like that…" stated Sam defensively

"But do you find her appealing by your standards?" asked Optimus

There was a silence followed by all the Autobots smiling around him.

"you guys suck… You're like Women in a bathroom for crying out loud!"

Unfortunately Sam's last comment was loud enough to attract the attention of the teacher, Mrs. Weaver.

"Really now? Well that's very interesting but it doesn't pertain to my Class so therefore you will stay after class"

Sam gave the group death glares and none of them dared make eye contact.

After class the teacher began to give Sam a speech. His Autobot friends were waiting for him but the teacher waved them out of the room. They then waited outside until she told them to go to their next class. Unfortunately this was also heard by Blackout who was prowling outside the classroom waiting to make his move.

Sam was finally released and Blackout pounced.

Sam accidently ran into another student. He was wearing a black muscle shirt which suited him very well. His eyes were piercingly green and his brown hair rand down both sides of his face.

"Excuse me" apologized the other student emphatically

"No problem" said Sam and he began to walk away.

Blackout needed an excuse to follow him. He quickly downloaded the boy's schedule and picked out the class next to his next class. "Do you know how to get to room 104"

"sure I'm in 105" said Sam

The two made smalltalk.

"So tell me how do you like this school?"

"It's alright" answered Sam

"I just haven't found anyone I can connect with… do you know what I mean?" asked Blackout suggestively

Sam laughed

"Do it now!" yelled a voice in Blackout's ear.

This is going to hurt me more than you, fleshling

Blackout pinned him against the wall

"I like you a lot" said Blackout slowly

Sam pushed the man off him. "Sorry I'm not like that…" said Sam walking away.

"Megatron it appears I have failed to entice the boy"

"AHHH I do not have time to attempt every fetish this human may possess… we must observe him more. Blackout, change your appearance. Starscream, resume your previous form."

Sam walked on the street as it was the fastest way to get to the next building. He was being followed. He felt something wrong when he heard a voice from behind him.

"Hey Sam! Get in"

It was Jazz. "Jazz I thought you were supposed to be at the base?" asked Sam

"I suppose I am but It's no fun there and Ratchet definitely didn't want me there.

Kid's began to notice that Sam was talking to a Car.

"I can't, Optimus would get mad"

Jazz sighed "Fine at least let me give you a ride…"

Sam accepted and got in the car. It went to the building Sam was supposed to go to.

"That's it" said Sam

"I know" said Jazz about as evilly as an Autobot could " I can't have some fun without some company"