Mai's Bloopers

Hiya folks! It's time for the next installment of Yu-Gi-Oh Bloopers! But first, I'd like to respond to a few reviews.

Khemet-Egyptian Vampire: Absolutely! I am definitely doing Mahaad Bloopers, I promise!

yugioh fan: I will definitely use those ideas, they're awesome! And there will be Mahaad Bloopers, no doubt! But please more Dartz ideas! Please!

Priscilla: I will do some more pizza bloopers, coming up very soon, I promise!

SadAngel262: Tristan is coming up next!

futureauthor13: I will do minor characters as well as major characters. In fact, Mokuba is the next person to suffer after Tristan! Weevil and Rex are two perfect dunderheads to use as well! I'll play around with them absolutely!

2010: Minor characters are definitely going to be used! I'm going to have loads of fun with Rex and Weevil...heh, heh, heh...

MaziMe: I hope you enjoy Mai's Bloopers!

Now, on with the chapter! Let's see poor Mai suffer! I own nothing!

'Now Joey, it's not only the male characters who make mistakes on the show- the ladies make mistakes too!' said Yami. 'Does Mai make mistakes?' asked Joey sweetly. 'Indeed! Should we watch them?' asked Yami. 'YES!' shouted Joey in excitement. 'Then let's roll the clip!' laughed Yami, pressing the button.

Season 1 Episode 3

Yugi and Joey were standing on the pier of the ship admiring the view when Mai Valentine came sauntering over. 'Well, well, well, what do we have here? I'm curious to meet the guy who defeated Pegasus-oh crap! It's Kaiba! Sorry!' said Mai. 'Yugi doesn't defeat Pegasus until episode 39. Would you like to have another go at it gorgeous?' asked Joey sweetly. Mai giggled and said 'Yes please, let's do that again.'

Season 1 Episode 5

Yugi and Weevil Underwood were dueling at Duelist Kingdom. So far, Yugi was in the lead. He had just wiped out Weevil's Insect Monsters. The gang was cheering for Yugi when Mai appeared. 'Please. Yugi doesn't have a chance against the...the... what champion are you again Weevil?' asked Mai. She couldn't remember the words! 'Regional! I'm Regional Champion!' called Weevil. 'Thank you! Let's do that again!' answered Mai.

Season 1 Episode 6

Mai and Joey were just about to duel. 'I gotta ask you one question Mai; why did you decide to take part in the tournament? Why do you duel?' asked Joey. 'For the perks. All the luxuries money can buy...and for sexy boys with messy blonde hair and a hot Brooklyn accent!' laughed Mai, winking at Joey. 'Ooh, you think I'm sexy, do you?' asked Joey, batting his eyes at Mai. 'Oh boy...' groaned Tristan.

Season 1 Episode 11

Joey and Rex Raptor were just about to duel. Mai and Rex had struck a deal beforehand- Rex beat Joey and then he gets to duel Mai afterwards. 'Remember Rex; you beat my little snooky-wookums-woo Joey Wheeler-' she started, grinning. 'I'm your WHAT?!' shouted Joey in shock. 'Are you ready to duel 'you little snooky-wookums-woo?' called Kaiba from behind the camera. 'STOP IT!' yelled Joey, blushing beetroot red. 'Oh come here, my little snooky-wookums-woo...' said Mai. 'I'm outta here!' shouted Joey, running away from the set.

Season 1 Episode 25

Yugi has just lost his duel against Kaiba and Mai had just met up with them. Tea had opted to duel for Yugi for the eight starchips that Mai owed him.

'Come on, be serious. An amateur like you wouldn't stand a chance in a duel with me. It's stupid-no sweet- that you want to stand up for Yugi! I'm so sorry. I need to do that again!' said Mai, spluttering.

Season 1 Episode 31

Joey was about to face Bandit Keith but he couldn't find the card he needed in order to take part in the duel. He banged his fists against the floor, weeping.

'Get up off the floor, Joey- and quit all your crying already, you look like a big baby!' said Mai crossly. Joey sniffled into his fist... but when he turned, he was actually sniggering. 'What is so funny?' asked Mai. 'I'm sorry, but you acting so angry is really funny! And really sexy!' spluttered Joey. 'Oh really? I'll show you sexy!' said Mai, stamping on his hand.

'YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWW!' yelled Joey, sucking on his hand.

Season 1 Episode 44

Mai, Yugi and Joey were putting on their new costumes. Mai was prancing around her costume. 'A girl, like me could really get used to this kind of treatment!' she said. Yugi watched her in silence and awe. 'I should wear stuff like this more often; it'll make all the boys come running after me!' she laughed. Mai didn't notice Joey peeping out from behind his curtain, eyes watering, mouth trembling like a little dog.

Season 1 Episode 45

Mai, Yugi, Joey, Kaiba and Mokuba had just encountered the Five-Headed Dragon. The Big 5 had sent their dragon to attack Mokuba but Joey blocked it with his Red-Eyes Black Dragon. Joey had now faded away and Mai was sobbing for him. 'What kind of sick twisted game, are you playing?' she sobbed. 'Mai...I didn't know you loved me that much!' echoed Joey around them. 'Joey!' she said crossly.

Season 2 Episode 54

Yami and Tea were wandering around the town when they encountered Mai. 'What are you doing here?' asked Yami. 'I'm here for the tournament too! I'm guessing the host is someone with a lot of cash and an obnoxious attitude. I'm guessing it's Pegasus! Oops! I mean, I'm guessing it's Kaiba! I need to read over my script more often!' sighed Mai in frustration.

Season 2 Episode 63

Mai and Yugi waited for Joey in the town square. 'Hey guys!' called Joey, high-fiving Yugi, then spinning Mai around before catching her before she hit the ground. 'What? No flowers?' asked Mai, raising an eyebrow. 'Heh, heh!' said Joey before handing her a red rose with a flourish.

'May I have this dance?' he asked, cheekily bowing to Mai. Mai and Yugi and the rest of the crew laughed. 'Ooh, you're a sneaky fellow-but I suppose just this once!' laughed Mai. 'Let's do the tango!' smiled Joey. Nearby, Kaiba nudged Mokuba. 'Mokuba, get the camera! This is going to be interesting!' he whispered, grinning.

Season 2 Episode 80

The gang were all heading to the secret area where the Battle City finals were going to take place, when they had come across the actor, Jean-Claude Magnum who wanted to duel Mai in order to claim her hand in marraige. 'You should duel him Mai-but not to win.' said Joey. Mai sighed. 'Fine, but do me a favour and let Mr. Movie Boy borrow your Duel Deck- no your Duel Disk, sorry!' gasped Mai. Joey and Magnum laughed at that. 'Let me do that again, I'm sorry!' giggled Mai.

BEEP!

It was just after the duel and Magnum had just attempted to kidnap Mai, using his Ninja Master. Mai had broken free and had grabbed onto a pole to stop her from plummenting to her doom. 'Mai! Come on! Let go!' called Joey. 'No thanks Joey! I think I'll stay swinging for a little longer!' laughed Mai. She swung back and forth for a few more seconds. 'Come down crazy girl, you'll break your neck!' shouted Tristan. Mai let go of the pole and landed on top of Joey! 'OW! My ass!' complained Joey in pain. 'Aw, I'm sorry, little pookie-bear.' cooed Mai. 'Not pookie-bear! I am Joey!' shouted Joey while everyone else laughed.

Season 2 Episode 90

Mai was in a bad mood with Joey because he was acting like he didn't consider her one of his friends. As the balls started to bounce around for the selection of the next duel, Mai started to walk off. Joey had said that they would be rooting for her in her duel, but Mai said 'Don't bother. I don't need you guys to win. Besides, a black-haired knucklehead is getting on my nerves.' 'Really? Am I really that annoying Mai?' asked Mokuba. 'You said black, not blonde!' said Yugi. Mai gasped. 'Oh my God! I'm sorry Mokuba! I meant Joey not you!' she said quickly. 'Humph!' pouted Mokuba, stalking off. 'I'll be right back!' said Kaiba, rushing off after the sulking Mokuba.

Season 2 Episode 91

Mai was dueling against Marik and she had just obtained the Winged Dragon of Ra off of Marik. She had just summoned it to the field...but saw herself staring at a golden sphere floating above the dueling field. 'Is this supposed to be a dragon? Because all I can see is a giant ball.' said Mai. 'You don't see the dragon until the next episode.' reminded Marik. 'Oh yeah! Thanks for that, Evil Spirit. Now, let's do that again!' grinned Mai.

Season 2 Episode 92

Marik had just sent Mai to the Shadow Realm. She was trapped in an hourglass. Marik removed the Winged Dragon of Ra card and sand started falling around Mai. 'Agh!' gasped Mai. Then she growled in frustration. 'I think I got sand in my ear!' she said. 'Serves you right!' called Mokuba, laughing. 'Hey! I said I was sorry!' giggled Mai, pounding her fist against the glass.

BEEP!

Yami stopped the videos. 'Now that was a great show!' said Joey, smiling. 'Yes, indeed Joey- but there's more!' Yami told him. 'What? There's more?! Awright, whose next?' asked Joey. 'Let's have a look and see.' answered Yami.

To Be Continued! Next chapter is...Tristan's Bloopers! I hope you all enjoyed Mai's Bloopers- especially MaziMe! Until next time...you all know what to do! R&R!