Chapter four

The next day...

Superman feels a little bit humiliated when jason caught him trying to go down the stair while being stuck in a wheelchair at the same time. It becomes mortifying when jason easily carried him down using a fireman hold and the wheelchair as well.

"Thanks" he stiffly whisper. Jason just smirk before he went out.

Superman wheeled himself towards the kitchen where the wonderful smells seemed to be coming from.

"Good morning Supey." Dick greeted before he return back to staring at the chessboard.

Tim push a cup of coffee in superman's hand before he went back to discussing the meal plan with alfred.

Dick's opponent was busy having an arguement with batman to which he was losing. With a sigh, damian oblige and move the knight.

Superman took a sip and nibble at the bread that dick offer. He watch as dick is thinking of his move.

Damian rolled his eyes at Dick's slowness and so he decided to play with Superman.

"So what are you doing in my city, superman?" damian asked in his best batman voice. He shake the action figure in superman's face. (The doll was given to him as a joke by his brothers but damian was quick in turning the table around)

Superman earnestly answer "batman"

Saying how he fall but how glad he was to be save by the hospitality provided by the waynes.

"Are you sure thats how batman sounded damian?" Jason came in just when its tim's turn in feeding damian's line to asked superman. Actually dick almost asked three quarters of the question considering he was a fan boy of superman.

The three batboys freeze then belatedly realize that jason was trolling them.

"Oh yeah? So what does batman sounds like oh enlightened one?" dick said sarcastically.

Todd saddle one of the chair but hastily change his sitting when alfrd clear his throat pointedly.

"I got to crowbar him in the stomach. Me." He said torn between blushing in embarassment and pride.

"Wow." Superman give him a look of admiration.

"So what did he said?" Damian blurted too caught up in imagining the delicious scenario to even fake disdain. He immediately cover his mouth in anger.

With a straight face and perfect accent, jason said, "run bitch runnn"

The audience went wild in laughter at that. Tim wiping tears of laughter in his eyes said, "or he could be british didnt you guys think about that?"

"Or asian with all that kung fu know how." Dick said musingly.

"Or he could be gay." Bruce said as he casually made his entrance. His statement cause dick and jason to spit their cup of coffee while damian throw his dad the nastiest glare ever.

Bruce raise his hand in surrender as four kids scold him. "Or he could be bi." He joke when damian pointed out that robin could be batman's kid.

Superman return his attention to jason and asked him about the knight.

"I dunno, i ran away before he said ever he said somethong at all, i didnt hear him." jason answer.

The kids settle back in their game. "Need help Dick?" bruce ask when he saw dick struggling against damian in the game of chess.

Dick sigh unhappily as he nod. Damian who was grinning evilly earlier, frown as dick vacated his seat for bruce. Bruce give his biological son a smile made more scary because it was his playboy's smile.

Superman watch as the boys crowded over damian to give him some moral support which was puzzling considering that bruce is a complete airhead.

Tim began to unconsciously take over damian's chess game. He move a pawn at one point and he began to edge damian out of his seat.

Damian blink to find himself standing to one side. Both tim and bruce are wearing identical chin place on top of their palm look as they stare at the board with intense look of concentration. At one point alfred had place a timer next to the board. Dick and tim also have vanish.

Damian gripped at superman's wheelchair after he put his doll on supe's lap. "Come on meta. These guys will probably take a while in playing. Lets go." Damian easily push the wheelchair in the direction of the garage.

Meanwhile...from down under…

"Fascinating." Alfred remark watching behind dick's back as he log the mineral and elemental components of the kryptonite spaceship in the computer.

"Yup." Dick agreed before he prepick a rag again and decided to polish the spaceship with the same meticulous care he polish he batmobile under his care.

"Any luck translating the language master dick?" Alfrer inquire.

Dick shook his head. "I got a feeling tim was about to take a breakthrough though." He said as he point at the younger kid's table with all of the printout.

Superman was staring at cars after cars as Damian navigate their way thru the garage towards where the rock and roll noise is coming from.

"All yours." Damian said as he rammed superman's wheelchair at jason's leg while jason is trying to fix something underneath the car.

Damian was running away giggling as jason curse at him.

"Hey." Superman said weakly when jason's eyes focus on him.

Jason scratched his nose before he stand up. "take a pick of any car. We are goin out."

Later…

Superman was all smile as Jason allow him to drive a sweet, sweet car. Jason was busy rapping in the passenger seat as the two just drive in circle at the driveway.

That evening…

"Dad can i use your costume?" dick asked in the ask,not wanting a repeat of an incident where he borrowed batman's suit without permission and three batmen were frolicking across gotham's building.

Jason still have that scar that Catwoman give him after he was mistaken by selina as the batman and still today he wear that scar with pride. bruce have to endure Selina's dental exam for a month before catwoman could trust the person behind the cowl and cape again. Jason really could impersonate bruce if he really put his heart in it, plus his height and bulk help.

"sure." Bruce said while not taking his eyes off from tracing the projectory of the spaceship in the simulation. "Dont forget the pants this time Dick." He added with a smirk remembering with fond memory the three batmen incident from a long time ago where the cowardly lots fled more from seeing a batman in his underwear.

Dick grumbled under his breathe. Damian who was trying to shadowboxing to sweat out his sweetness casually made his way to the batmobile. Dick who was wearing the suit, just as equally casual slide the door of the car and the two left.