"God Damn it Myfanwy!"
Jack paused his typing to cock his head as he istened. Was That Ianto he could hear yelling outside? In this heat?
Jack decided that the report could wait and clicked save. Then he pushed away from the desk and wandered out into the main room.
Walter was engrossed in the show on telly. A plate of sandwiches and a Sippy cup were carefully placed on the coffee table which told Jack that Ianto was somewhere nearby.
"Bloody dog!"
Jack was sure now. Ianto was outside in the heat of the Cardiff summer.
"Yan? Hon?" Jack called out as he wandered out onto the deck of their backyard.
Jack stood with his mouth open as he watched Ianto attempting to bath a huge dog in Walter's baby bath. Well, over it anyway.
The hose lay nearby and Ianto was muttering to himself as he dipped the sponge in the soapy water once more then scrubbed at the dog. Myfanwy accepted the wash for a few minutes then a twitch started along her back.
"No! Don't you dare!" Ianto growled as she looked at him with a beady eye.
Then she shook.
Bubbles flew through the air, some landing by Jack's feet but Jack could tell that the bulk of them fell on his Welshman.
God damn it you bloody …" Ianto screamed before he burst into peals of laughter.
He pulled the hose over and hosed her down as she groaned with pleasure at the cold spray. Then to Jack's joy Ianto turned the hose on himself.
As his gorgeous man turned to face him Jack saw just how see-through his white shirt became when wet and with a moan of desire he pulled Ianto up onto the deck and inside.
Jack tore the shirt telling Ianto it was ruined anyway and licked each droplet as it ran from his hair down onto his shoulders. Licks turned to bite and bites turned to caresses and soon both men were lost in each other as their slicked bodies slid over one another.
Later, the bed was wet, they were wet but Ianto knew how to remedy the sticky element of their fun. He pulled Jack out into the backyard where their nakedness wouldn't be seen and reached for the hose. And froze.
"Walter" he screamed as he found the hose. Walter stood with a look of bliss in the baby bath as the hose shoved in his nappy streamed down his legs.
"Looks like we're not the only ones who needed a little hose down hon" Jack laughed as Walter eyed them both then pulled his nappy off with a gleeful flourish.
