Episode 4: Despair

Arya was furious. She and her beloved had been framed for the murder of her favorite schoolteacher, her mentor, the braphog Ms. Curtis. She was outraged at Nakamoto and L for enforcing this injustice. She hated the terrorists of Liberation. To her, Himiko was the Great Satan who had just ruined her life. Lastly, she blamed Hanako for getting Sasuke in to this mess. Arya sat there in the police car sobbing, her thick black mascara mixing with her bloody tears as it ran down her face forming a puddle of dark crimson sorrow on the floor of the vehicle. Suddenly, she sprang to action.

Arya wiped the tears off of her face on her shoulder and taunted the policemen, "Fuck you both! Traitors!" and backflipped out of the back window of the car. (The burlington bar will cheer at this uproariously, especially the braphog who sits in the front with the thick red lipstick.) She did six somersaults in mid air and landed on her feet a good 10 yards away. She pivoted and sprinted into an alley. The policemen attempted to give chase, but Arya was the parkour master of Winterfell. She knew the entire city inside-out from her childhood parkour experience. (Don't you remember when she learned to be agile and dexterous by chasing the cat in season 1? What a quirky and cool character Arya is.) The police were no match for Arya's inhuman speed and climbing abilities; she was more fleeting than the wind itself. As, Arya retrieved her trusty sword needle from its hiding place and sawed off her handcuffs with it, only one thing ran through her usually extremely complex and analytical mind: she must get to Sasuke before L does.

Much later, Sasuke was casually making a gourmet dinner for himself when the window above his sink was smashed in. Arya came through the window and gracefully landed on her two feet. "Whoa, I wasn't expecting you babe!" exclaimed Sasuke. "There's no time babe, we have to get out of here! The cops are coming!" yelled Arya. Sasuke was stunned, "Slow down! What do you mean?!" Arya barked, "They're coming for you!" Sasuke gasped and dropped to his knees. He uttered, "So, it's finally caught up to me. They've found out." He drew his sword and prepared to commit seppuku. As he lunged to thrust the sword into his belly, Arya jumped in the way of it.

Sasuke abruptly stopped the blade before it pierced Arya's bosom. "What the hell are you doing?!" shouted Arya. "I can't live with myself!" screamed Sasuke, "THEY KNOW WHAT I DID!" "NO! It's not true! You've been brainwashed!" Arya exclaimed with every ounce of vigor in her body. Sasuke sighed and shifted his visage towards the ground. Utterly dejected and broken, he admitted, "I... raped... Naruto."

Arya thrust her head up into the air and screamed in agony, "NO!" Sasuke spoke, "Believe it or not, it's true. I regret it, and everything I've done up until now has been to atone for my sin. In the land that I come from, I am disparaged and my reputation has been tarnished. I am disgraceful. There I am known as Sasuke the Sinner. Now word of my deeds have reached those in power here in Westeros. It's poetic, I guess. You can never escape the consequences of your sins."

"You can change!" exclaimed Arya. "I have," stated Sasuke, "and I cannot atone for my sin. I must face the consequences." "The police aren't after you for raping Naruto, you've been framed by Himiko as the murderer of Ms. Curtis." Sasuke sighed depressedly, "It doesn't matter. I will bear the weight of that sin too. I would bear all of the sins in the world if that's what it takes to release me from my guilt. I'm going to turn myself in to L. Hopefully all of these sins will die with me." "No!" shrieked Arya. "Don't try to convince me otherwise. I've made up my mind completely. My purpose in life is to face punishment for not only my own sins, but the sins of others as well." uttered Sasuke with a mortal sense of finality as he walked solemnly towards the front door. Flashing red and blue lights shone through the windows.

Arya was utterly dejected and mentally lost. She sat in a small lake of her own blood-red tears mixed with her thick black mascara. She gazed at Sasuke's young, immaculate visage one last time before crawling into the dark bathroom. With the last of her strength, Arya lifted herself up to the sink and gazed into the darkness of the mirror. She swallowed, and with a shrill, defeated voice she spoke, "Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary."

Suddenly a horrifying, gory phantom holding a huge blood-soaked dagger appeared in the mirror. It reached out and, with an unnatural force, slit Arya's throat. The girl collapsed to the floor. Her eyes became pale and glassy like milkglass as life faded from her.