Smirnoff

Will woke up on his sofa bed, Simon was sleeping soundly. Putting his glasses on, Will stepped over his best friend, and paddled to the 'kitchen' to get some breakfast. Sifting through the cupboards, there was no cereal, no bread, just large packets of crisps he presumed Neil had bought. He shrugged to himself and took a bag of salt and vinegar before stepping out on to the balcony. Whilst, admittedly, he enjoyed the beautiful sunshine and the constant drinking, he was growing tired of filling his body full of alcohol. The sound of the hotel owner down by the pool drew his attention, fishing out condoms and what he swore was goat fur.

Last night was not only an eye opener, it was also a turning point for us. We had basically become men by protecting our girlfriends from slutty cougars bafflingly desperate for Neil's cock, and believe me, I've seen it more than I'd like to admit. Seeing James, Simon's 'enemy' if you can call him that, made me realise we could beat the bullies and get a win. Simon did ask me some questions when he eventually arrived back, such as whether Carli was with him, which led to him wondering if Carli had slept with him. I think I ruined his night when I replied with 'Obviously.' Of course he was still hung up on her, most of us would, and although I never will reveal it in my life, I would have jumped at the chance of being with her. You'd have to be blind not to.

"Morning..." a weary, matted haired Simon greeted.

"Good morning! Crisp?"

"Nah mate," Simon itched his crotch, "I had a kebab when I walked back, I know I'll be sick as soon as I touch anything."

"Heavier night than you realised?"

Simon nodded, "Yeah, I thought we'd only had a few."

"No, I had a few, you guys had a lot."

"Bumder," Simon grinned as he said it.

Will rolled his eyes and left the balcony to get a shower and changed. Simon knocked on Neil and Jay's door. No response.

"C'mon you two, we're off to meet the girls." He knocked again. No answer. "Fuck it then," he said, getting showered and dressed himself as an impatient Will waited. Fearing the water, he drank a can of Carlsberg and held his breath.

The two of them wandered to the girls hotel and saw Lucy and Alison waiting, large sunglasses covering their faces, clearly hungover.

"Morning ladies," Will began, "Care for a stroll down the beach?"

"Hello boys, I think that is the perfect antidote to last nights...indiscretions," Alison linked arms with her man and watched as Lucy grabbed Simon and kissed him gently. "All right you two, save it for the pier!"

Lucy stopped kissing him to smile sweetly, her hair blew gently in the wind over her icy eyes and she just stared at Alison. Simon grinned foolishly, the bulge in his trousers growing as usual.

"Okay..." Alison stated in confusion, "You two are more suited to each other than I thought."

"How so?" Lucy asked.

"You're both the most normal of our little group, yet you're somehow the most weird."

"I don't follow," Simon flatly said.

Alison sighed, "It doesn't matter, let's just go and sunbathe."

They walked arm in arm and hand in hand, the two young men baring their teeth to each other at the thought of the girls sunbathing. Anybody else would have thought they had won the lottery.

Neil dry humped Lisa in her bed, they kissed sloppily, almost in a frenzy as they held back their urges. In their underwear, they began to place their hands further down each other. Neil stripped his white Calvin Klein boxers off, finally feeling free. Lisa stroked him, as he felt over her lacy panties. Despite his lack of academic prowess, he had seen his fair share of 'biology' videos on the internet, and knew she wanted him.

"Neil..." she started, her gaze directed downward.

"Eh? What's up?" he asked without losing his concentration.

"You sure you want to do this?"

"Yeah, course," his eyes were fixated on the bed board.

"What about your ex? Don't you feel bad so soon after her?"

He shook his head, "Nah. Besides, I only fingered her, she wanted to wait."

Lisa was puzzled, but she knew she did want him, "How do you know I don't want to wait?"

Neil shook his head again, "I don't. I just thought we could have some fun."

She smiled, oddly satisfied by his answer and kissed him harder, releasing her hands from the back of his head to take her underwear off. Neil became a kid in a sweet shop, he immediately went for her breasts and sucked on her hard nipples, Lisa's head fell backward as he started to stroke around her wetness. Her hand went south again, and she grabbed his length, jerking it slowly at first, before speeding up as he slipped his fingers into her, the pleasure building.

"Slow down, I'll spunk too quick."

She suddenly felt her pleasure wash away as he brought her away from her little universe. Neil carried on and the pleasure built once more, she ran her hand up and down his erection, slight moans emanated from her nude coloured lips. Neil came away from her breasts and kissed her roughly, she liked it, and pulled on him faster once more.

"I want you..." she breathlessly cooed, "Have you...got a johnny?"

Neil grabbed at the bedside cabinet where his wallet lay, finding and ripping the packet open with his teeth.

"Careful!" Lisa scolded.

"S'alright, I've done it before," he rebutted, slipping on the condom as he had practised many a time before.

He continued moving his fingers in and out of her, and she kept moaning, "Go on..."

Lisa lay flat on her back, Neil knelt between her legs and he moved his face to hers, his right hand placing himself inside of her slowly. Her mouth opened and her eyes closed, she felt Neil shift his body upwards then slowly downwards, she felt him fully, and she wanted more. Neil sped up his pace, the rhythm becoming consistent as he pumped inside of her, her moaning became more frequent, she kissed him hard as he continued to make her feel good. Neil felt her wetness around him, it was becoming increasingly difficult for him not to come, but picking her up and holding her whilst he stood helped. Lisa wrapped her legs around his back as he bounced her up and down, she could see herself in the mirror and made him sit her down on the drawers, her back to her reflection. She felt herself become hotter, he was close to making her come with a white hot intensity, he steadied himself and moved faster, the two of them breathing heavier. Lisa was on the edge, and Neil picked her up again, taking her back to the bed. Waves of pleasure were coursing through her, she was about to tip over the edge until Neil let out a large groan and came. He pulled himself out as she was still waiting to orgasm.

"Phwoar, that was all right!" he stated with a huge grin, before taking off the condom and throwing it at the wall above the bin. It missed its target and sat beside it instead. "Think I'll have a kip. Wake us up in half an hour."

Neil turned over and immediately fell asleep. Lisa sat up and looked at her boyfriend, she was so close to feeling amazing but she let it slide this time, because it was the closest she'd ever come to having an orgasm, she was embarrassed about it, the girls all talking about their own fantastic feelings, but she could never quite get there. The leggy young woman smiled and hugged Neil, smiling as she closed her eyes.

Jay twisted in his bed and moved his hand to find Jane only to find an empty space, she had already left to go and walk around the market.

"Bollocks..." he mumbled, throwing the bed sheet off himself. He sat up before picking his clothes up and heading to the bathroom. Jay put down the toilet seat and sat on the lid, and felt the familiar urge to masturbate. He looked at his index finger, wondering which orifice he wanted to put it in today but decided against it. He thought about Jane as he drifted off into his decidedly eccentric mind, his face contorting in delight as he neared the finish line. His face altered into horror once he heard the door open, Jane walking into his line of fire.

"Jesus, Jay!"

He chuckled nervously, "Sorry love, thought you were still out," his chestnut eyes tracked her as walked to the sink and cleaned up.

"You know if you wanted wanking off, all you had to do was ask!"

He felt himself becoming aroused again, "You really are dirty aren't you?"

"Now come and get showered and changed, we're meant to be meeting Will, Simon, Lucy and Alison. I'll go and see if those two next door are up."

"Okay darling," the scruffy haired youth agreed coyly, he felt grateful that she hadn't run a mile.

After an hour of sunbathing, (or Simon and myself watching the sea for an eternity), Jay and Neil finally arrived to see us. Jay, ever the romantic, had his hands deep in his shorts, adjusting himself as Jane fluttered beside him. Neil and Lisa were arm in arm, no surprise, they didn't seem to be able to keep their hands off one another the entire holiday, unless you count when he was trying to fuck a dinner lady. It had only gone eleven and we still had enough days to bask on this glorious island before we trekked off back to England.

"All right dickheads," Jay politely greeted. "I heard you saw that James last night briefcase."

"Thank you," began Will, "Er, yes I did actually. It was quite the experience."

"So did you catch him shagging a bird? Bet you stood there and watched with your cock out."

"Actually, no. He stumbled out of the bushes with some booze and I walked back to the hotel."

Jay tutted, until he noticed something incredible, "Ey...is that who I think it is?"

The others span around to where Jay pointed, the girls weren't sure who they were supposed to be looking at, the boys, however, knew exactly who he was on about.

"Fucking hell," Neil said outright.

Mr Gilbert, almost seven foot tall strolled down the beach in what seemed like slow motion, he was wearing the smallest pair of black Speedos imaginable. Club music was already blaring from the bar, yet it accompanied the giant as he walked, his large mirrored sunglasses would have made Elvis blush.

"Is it wrong that this feels like a terrible eighties porno?" Simon questioned whilst Gilbert ogled topless women and pointed at them, the slow motion ever present in the boys' minds.

"I feel like I'm being raped," Will bluntly stated.

"You'd know," Jay replied, laughing with Neil.

"I mean - oh you know what I mean," Will frustratingly said.

"Nah we don't mate," Neil concluded.

Lucy grabbed Simon's arm, his gaze fixed on his former head of sixth, "Simon...who is that?"

He continued to stare.

"Simon?"

He broke free of the trance, "Oh...he's our head of sixth form, or, he was."

"Didn't you and Will already see him once?" Neil asked.

Will interrupted, "Yeah...but I thought I was dreaming."

"Well he looks like a dream," Alison joked. Will just stared.

"He's nearly here, maybe you should say hello?" Jane suggested.

"I don't think he'd like that darling, he's mental," Jay told her.

Mr Gilbert wandered over to the four lads he knew, now accompanied by four young women. His beady eyes stared directly into Will's, the bespectacled boy felt like being sick.

"M-morning sir..." he started nervously.

Gilbert continued to stare at him, until he finally said, "McKenzie. Cartwright." Jay nodded at him. "Cooper. Sutherland." Simon felt a twinge in his stomach and Neil blanked out.

"Sir..." Will continued.

Gilbert raised a finger, "A-ba-buh. No questions, I'm not your friend, remember?"

"But si-"

"Shut up. I ask you the questions, you raise your hand if you want to talk to me." The girls all turned towards each other in shock. "Right then...who are these young ladies? Don't tell me, you've being offering them money?"

"We're not prostitutes, actually," Lucy said spitefully.

Gilbert turned to her, "I never said that, I was thinking more along the lines of...escorts."

"How dare you!"

"Shut it, you're not making my hangover any easier. This one yours Cooper?" he asked.

"If by mine, you mean my girlfriend, then yes, yes she is," Simon replied.

"Aww, how sweet," Gilbert said sarcastically. "Have you got any vodka?"

"Er, no...?"

Gilbert jutted out his chest, "Pfft, you lot are as useless now as you were at school."

"Excuse me, it's not as if they went and searched for you," Alison said angrily.

"Calm down blondie, they know how this goes. 'Banter' as you would call it."

"It's not banter though, is it?" she said rhetorically. "And get your cock away from us, it's disgusting."

He raised his eyebrows, "Don't like it? Then lump it. McKenzie, go and get me a bottle of vodka will you? Smirnoff, it's fairly cheap."

"Sir, we're on holiday too, we don't want to do your errands."

"Since when have you kids needed a holiday? You've done barely anything with your lives and you think you deserve a holiday. Rubbish. Utter rubbish. Try doing what I do and not overdose on prescription painkillers to get out of it."

"Bit dark," Simon muttered.

"Besides, if you don't, I will fuck up your UCAS application," the large man threatened.

"Sir, they've already been sent off, I got into university."

"I can still make it go away. I can still fuck up your dream of becoming...becoming whatever you wanted to be."

Here we were again, back at school. I thought after seeing Simon and myself, he would have steered well clear, but of course, he wanted something from us. No, 'good luck at uni', no 'congratulations on the exam results'. Fuck all. Still, I suppose it was better than the thought of him having sex with my mother. Shit. Well, now this situation is worse.


A.N. So I've bumped the rating up to an 'M'...We'll see how this goes. Mr Gilbert had to be included in this, not only is it canon him being there, but I was considering putting Charlotte in his place, then again, it wouldn't be entirely realistic. Thanks for any reviews you may have!

JDeppIsMyLovely – Thanks once again!

FemaleInbetweener – 'Questionable Scenes' will now be added. I hope you liked it, it was difficult for me to write as even though Neil has, 'vast fingering experience', he's still a loveable buffoon in my eyes. Thanks for the praise, you're too good to me!

Jabi07 – Thank you!