Movie Night
AN: I don't own anything in this story. Please R&R. And I love Army of Darkness just so you know.
Tifa was lounging on the couch when Reno came into the living room, a big bowl of popcorn in his hands. Placing it next to the beers on the coffee table, the Turk sat down next to her.
"So what has the movie buff picked for us tonight?" Reno asked his eyes alight with curiosity.
"How about Army of Darkness?"
"I've never seen it. Is it any good?" Tifa looked at him like he had grown another head.
"It's only one of the best movies ever! Bruce Campbell is great and the movie is hilarious. And the director went on to make Spiderman. Trust me, you'll like it."
"Okay, don't have a nerdgasm."
"A what?"
"A nerdgasm. It's when a nerd starts getting passionate about what they love."
"I'm not a nerd."
"You may not look like one on the outside babe but trust me, you're a nerd."
"I'm just a fan."
"Whatever you say." Tifa pressed play and snuggled into Reno's chest. Throughout the movie she would laugh out loud or get really excited when something happened. She also kept on glancing at him to see his reaction. The bartender also consumed massive amounts of alcohol but Reno knew she could hold her liquor. When the movie was over Reno looked at Tifa with a confused expression. "How can you like that movie? The effects were so cheesy and the plot was almost nonexistent."
"Yeah the effects aren't that great but that's what makes the movie so awesome! Plus the one liners rock!"
"Well I thought it was horrible." At this Tifa's eyes flared and she glared at Reno.
"You take that- but whatever Tifa was going to say was eclipsed by the massive belch that escaped her mouth. Her face was beet red after it was finished and Reno started giggling.
"Look's like someone had too much to drink."
"I did BURRRPPPP not." Tifa said, her stomach disagreeing with her words.
"It's okay babe, better in than out like I always say."
"Well I'm not as crude as you are."
"Yeah, you're a lot worse than I am." At that Tifa pounced on Reno and kissed him deeply, her tongue darting into his mouth. Once she was done, Reno was silent for once in his life. Tifa smiled at that.
"Hail to the Queen, baby." Reno nodded and pulled her down for more.
