Wolf: Yay, it's Chapter four! This is the evil people chapter, so I put in a lot of funny crap.

Jayfeather: Oh joy.

Wolf: I don't own Warriors, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Hannah Montana, Starbucks, or Wal-mart. Nor do I own cake or cookies of any kind. Heck, I never even got a birthday cake…


Chapter Three: Evil 'R' Us.

EyeoftheTiger has logged on.

FrostytheSnowCat has logged on.

Psycho has logged on.

Dorkstripe has logged on.

BrokenNails has logged on.

EyeoftheTiger: This meeting of the Dark Forest will come to order! First order of business: what the heck happened to all of your names?

Dorkstripe: Wolf changed them, and we don't know how to change them back!

Timberwolf: Idiots!

Dorkstripe: Stop popping in randomly on conversations! So, the usernames will have to remain like this.

FrostytheSnowCat: Second order of business: WORLD DOMINATION!

EyeoftheTiger: Remember, Son, everything around the lake will be yours when we finally take control!

FrostytheSnowCat: What about the rest of the world? Can I have that, too?

EyeoftheTiger: No, that's all mine.

FrostytheSnowCat: I hate you.

DarthHideous has logged on.

DarthHideous: Good! Let the hate flow through you!

Timberwolf: Get lost, Palpy-cakes! (grabs rocket launcher.)

DarthHideous has logged off to run for his life.

Psycho: What about us? We want our own land!

EyeoftheTiger: You'll have the local Wal-Mart.

Psycho, Dorkstripe, and BrokenNails: WORKS FOR US!

BrokenNails: So how will we take over the world?

EyeoftheTiger: I am constructing a space station that has a laser capable of destroying planets. I call it a "Death Star."

Timberwolf: Rip-off!

EyeoftheTiger: Shut up!

Riddle-dee-de has logged on.

Riddle-dee-de: T-star!

EyeoftheTiger: V-man!

Riddle-dee-de: So, I was at Starbucks, talking with some of my Death Eaters on how we were going to try and kill the Potter boy, right? And someone changed all of our IM screen names!

EyeoftheTiger: That was Wolf.

Riddle-dee-de: Dang! Do you think she'd leave me alone if I gave her Nagini?

EyeoftheTiger: I didn't think of that.

Riddle-dee-de: Oh, I have to go. Bellatrix is moaning about how she's on her period, and I really feel like putting her under the Cruciatus Curse. Ciao!

Riddle-dee-de has logged off.

Psycho: You are on speaking terms with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

EyeoftheTiger: …Yeah. Any other business we need to attend to?

Dorkstripe: Sir! I have discovered an incredible phenomenon! All you have to do is listen to her music and you'll undergo torture to your ears!

EyeoftheTiger: What is it?

Dorkstripe: Hannah Montana! Listening to an entire album of hers can put any living being into a coma, with a 98.7 percent succession rate!

BrokenNails: Wait a minute! We're cats! How do we IM, build space stations, or listen to music?

EyeoftheTiger: HE HAS DISCOVERED THE CONSPIRACY! KILL HIM!

BrokenNails: No, please! I-how did you get a chainsaw? Waill, I'll not tejdhfgkbrijdnbvkfldjbvfbgilfd

BrokenNails has mysteriously logged off.

EyeoftheTiger: Meeting adjourned!

EyeoftheTiger has logged off.

FrostytheSnowCat has logged off.

Psycho has logged off.

Dorkstripe has logged off.


Wolf: Well?

Jayfeather: If Voldermort gave you Nagini, would you leave him alone?

Wolf: No.

Jayfeather: Ha! You owe me five bucks!

Snape: (Pays Jayfeather five dollars.) How I lost a bet to a cat, I will never know.

Wolf: Review! And someone can guest star in the next chapter! Just tell me in your review what you would want to do, and you have to answer this question:

Who are my three favorite Harry Potter characters?