Chapter 4: "Oh my god! They killed Eiichiro Oda!"

Sadly, Sanj was right. The bunker was much bigger than it looked. Zoro ran out the main room, down the closest hallway he could find and hide in a room from their pursuers. He put Sanj down and rested. Sanj however was freaking out. "Dude, WHAT THE HELL ZENO!? YOU JUST LEFT OUR BUDS BACK THERE! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?" Zoro became pissed at having to save this dumbass. "Hey! I just saved you ass! Be a little more appreciative! And we're going back to save Sopp and Luffy! We just need a damn plan first!"

*Bloop*

Both Zoro and Sanj heard the noise. "What was that?" "Hell if I know."

*Bloop*

*Bloop*

"What the FUCK man!?"

*Bloop*

A strange machine in the corner of the room was giving off the sound. "What is that?" Zoro went up to the machine. "I don't know.... It's some kinda- What the fuck are you doing!?!" Sanj started pushing all the buttons he could find on the machine. "Man fuck that 'bloop' noise! I'm shut this shit down!"

*Bloop* *Bloop* *Bloop* *Bloop* *Bloop*

The noise got faster.

*bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop*

"Oh......... fuck."

"Great! Now it's even more fucking annoying!" Zoro slightly pulled out Yubashi, really wanting to kill Sanj where he stood.

"Hold up! I can fix this!"

*bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop- bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!*

"Great! Now it s fucking bleeping!!"

"Well shit!"

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"Uhhhhhhhh... it stopped."

"Thank god!"

Suddenly a trap door opened and Zoro and Sanj fell though. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! FFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!"

They landed hard on a concrete floor. "........Ow..... I'm really fuckin tired of hurtin man." Sanj was holding his head in pain, Zoro was laying flat face down on the floor, Sanj sitting on top of him. "Get... the hell... off me." Then they heard guns clicking.

*Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click* *Click*

Sanj and Zoro looked up. About 20 thugs with oozies, hand guns, and AK 47s were pointing their loaded guns at them. Sanj and Zoro were almost in unison "......Fuck."

"What the hell is this!? What happened!? Why has production stopped!?" A tall bald black man in a fine black suit walked into the crowed. One of the underlings with a gun spoke. "These guys came from the upper control room Mr. Bonez sir." 'Bonez' looked at Zoro and Sanj "What.... the FUCK... are you two shitheads here for?" Sanj and Zoro sheepishly grinned. Zoro was even off his normal 'I don't care composure' "Uhhhh... well we ....are the inspectors! Isn't that right Mister RedLeg!?" Sanj shoot Zoro a look before returning to his cheesy smile, "Why... YES! Yes we are Mister Syntoriyu!" They looked at Mr. Bonez and continued to smile cheaply. Daz Bonez pulled out his gun, "Do you morons have any idea what this place is?" Zoro and Sanj looked around.

What they saw was mass production of weed, ecstasy, crack, and other illegal drugs. Packaging, machines, boxes of drugs, being put on the assembly lines to be packaged and shipped. "Looks like a massive drug ring."

*WHACK*

Daz Bonez hit Zoro with the back end of his gun. "Yes, that s exactly what it is." "...ugh... Then why did you hit me?" Zoro was groggy.

*WHACK*

"Because if you're smart enough to know, you're too smart to let live." Sanj laughed at Zoro, "Hahaha! Ain't fun gettin fucked in the head is it, Green man!? Hahaha!"

*WHACK*

"OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!"

"For talking, shut up." Daz Bonez continued his speech, "And you two morons fucked up the process in the main control room." Sanj and Zoro looked up to where they fell and realized what that machine did. "Oh.... so that's way the 'bloop' was."

*WHACK* *WHACK*

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Back in the main room where Luffy and Mute Sopp are captured: "Well done Kalifa." Rob Lucci congratulated his female subordinate for tripping Luffy and capturing him and Mute Sopp. "All for you.... my love." Kalifa cooed "YUCK! Don't do that nasty shit in front of us!!" Luffy whined no wanting to see Lucci and Kalifa cuddle and make out. "Shut up brat! Or I'll do more than tie you up!" Lucci smirked and walked over to Luffy and Sopp. "Now now Kalifa dear, The Boss will be here soon and I think he will find this boy and his friends amusing. So let s not kill them just yet shall we."

Suddenly the door opened and Daz Bonez walked in with 3 other men carrying in a tied up Zoro and Sanj. "Ah Mr. Daz Bonez, the boss's 'Number 1' officer and bodyguard. And it seems you caught our.... insignificant nuisances." The men put Zoro and Sanj down by Luffy and Sopp and left. Daz Bonez stayed and looked at Lucci in annoyance. "A couple of fools too much for you Lucci? Perhaps you are NOT ready to take boss's place in the city." Lucci was now concerned, "No! Now come on Bonez, be reasonable, this isn't a big problem." "For YOUR sake let us hope not."

The door opened again this time two men came in, dragging two very familiar women. "Hey boss Buggy! We got somin for ya." Buggy looked as HIS subordinates. "Mojji? Cabajji? What are you doing with those whores?" Luffy and Zoro looked up, being held by the arm by Mojji was Robin, and by Cabajji, was Nami. "Hey!!" Nami looked over and saw an overjoyed Luffy, ("Damn it! Why is that asshole here!?") Mojji spoke up "We caught these two at the train station, going on a trip outa town.... one way." Buggy smirked evilly. "Well, well, trying to skip town instead of doing your job eh? I guess I'll have to teach you sluts some manners-" Lucci put his hand in front of a greedy Buggy who was traveling toward Nami and Robin. "We will handle this Buggy, take you man to the private airstrip and go greet our leader. Damn, so much troubling shit today." Buggy looked unhappy but did as he was told. "Fine, Mojji, Cabajji! Come with me." The three left the room and headed to the 'private airstrip'.

Nami looked at Lucci darkly, "..... Who the hell are you?" Lucci lost it this time. "FUCK! MY NAME IS ROB LUCCI DAMN IT!!! WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!!!!" Lucci was throwing a tantrum. He regained his composure. "Anyways..... you two have been rebellious long enough and it's time you were no longer a problem. Jybura! Kaku! Kill them. Kumadori! Fukurou! Clean up the mess when they're done!" Lucci walked away. Kaku and Jybura pulled out their guns about to kill the two girls. "Hey hold on one fucking second!!" Zoro was struggling to get up. Luffy started ranting and shouting. "YOU DICK HOLE BASTARDS!!! YOU DO SHIT AND I'LL SLIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THOARTS!!!!" Lucci looked at the two of them. Nami and Robin did too. They were shock these two guys who barely knew them were so angry at their possible death. Blueno hit Zoro hard in the back of his head with his gun knocking him out. "I think this guy could use a good nap." He turned to Luffy, "But this one.... needs to shut up permanently." Lucci smirked, "Everyone stop." All the people looked in the room looked at him. "Blueno calm down, Now my obnoxious friend, why do you care so much for these common, worthless, prostitutes." He crouched down to Luffy's level. Luffy looked a Nami and Robin, still scared, and he looked back at Lucci. "Because.... regardless of your corruption on them, they're good people." He looked back at Nami and Robin, "And they don't deserve this." Lucci chuckled and got up. "Hmm, Fine........ kill them anyways." Nami and Robin began to scream "Wait!!! Stop!!! Don't do it!!!" Luffy started yelling again "FUCK YOU ROBERT, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" Nami and Robin were about to die when...

"Ummmm...... excuse me." a voice came from the front door. Lucci rolled his eyes "What now???" everyone looked at the man at the door. "ugh hi I was looking for the bathroom and...-" Lucci looked in confusion, "Why the hell are you down here for, and who the hell are you??" "Um, my name is Eiichiro Oda and.... I really need to pee..." Daz Bonez rolled his eyes, pulled out his gun and shot Eiichiro. Oda fell to the ground lifeless. Nami and Robin screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" "Holy shit!" (yay! Robin's first line in the story! Bout frickin time.) Luffy and Sanj screamed too.

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED EIICHIRO ODA!!!"

"YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Lucci spazed out a little, "Holy shit Bonez! Tell somebody when you do that man! I was like... right in front of you when you shot that guy!!"

"Move next time."

"You could have warned me!! You could have killed me!!"

"Did I?"

"..... No but...."

"Then shut up, next time, if I do kill you, complain then."

"What!? That makes no sen- WHAT THE HELL!?!?"

"Alright... everybody put their FUCKIN guns down and let us go NOW!! EVERYBODY!!"

Somehow, some way, Zoro got loose, got Yubashi, and was now holding Lucci captive by the throat. "Zoro!" Luffy was happy as hell. "Fuck ya! Bushido man!" Sanj was happy too, rootting for Zoro. Mute Sopp was looking up, kind of crying and mumbling something, thanking God probably. Lucci was terrified beyond belief. "Ddd-do as he says! NOW! DROPP YOUR GUNS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!" Everyone put their guns down, everyone... except Daz Bones. "Bonez... What the hell man! Drop the fucking gun!!" Bonez had nothing but seriousness on his face, "I can get him."

"Fuck you can! That s not the point! You really think this guy can't slice my throat as fast as that bullet can hit him!?!?" Luffy, Sanj and Mute Sopp got untied and headed for the door, Zoro backed up towards the door, using Lucci as a human shield. Sanj punched Lucci in the stomach and acted tough, "That s for Eiichiro!" and ran out the door. Zoro looked confused, "Who the hell is Eiichiro???" then he looked down, "Who the hell is that?" Nami and Robin began to run to the door but were stopped by Kaku and Jybura. Zoro tightened his grip against Lucci's neck. "The girls too!" Bonez was so close to pulling the trigger. "I have him Lucci." "Fuck that! I m not risking it! Put your damn gun down!!" Daz Bonez reluctantly put his gun down to his side. "Fine, have it your way Lucci, but let us hope this will not backfire." Then he held his gun back up, this time pointing at Nami and Robin and he stared directly at Zoro. "But the women stay." Zoro knew whatever he said wouldn't help. He hoped they would be alive when they got back, the WOULD come back.

He looked at Robin and Nami, mainly Robin. She could tell he was worried about HER. Zoro mouthed 'I will come back for you'. Robin nodded, understanding, then Zoro let Lucci go and ran like hell to the upstairs bar and to the outside.

Lucci checked his throat to make sure it wasn't cut at all. He looked at his men, "Well.... Don't stand here! Get them back damn it!" Kaku, Jybura, Fukurou and Kumadori ran out the door. Lucci stopped Blueno. "Wait..... call Franky. Tell him we got a job for him. Tell him to find those four and kill them." Blueno nodded. Kalifa had tied up Nami and Robin. Lucci looked at them, "Lock them up, we'll keep them alive.... for now." Lucci knew that they would come back for the girls. ("I know those fools will come back for those sluts," (See.) "So I'll keep them alive for now and use them as bait later on.")

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Somewhere in a building in the city: a man heard his phone ring. He got up from his bed, leaving TWO women with oddly shaped square hair in the bed asleep. "Hello?" the man answered. On the other end Blueno explained to Franky, the hitman, the situation. "Got it. Consider it done." Franky got up, changed his clothes and started to walk out of his large apartment room. "Nma, What are doing now bro?" Another man was at a table in the living room on the computer, just surfing around the internet. Fanky snorted, "Nothing that concerns you, Ice-baka."

'Ice-baka' just snorted back, "Another hit eh?...... You know Tom-san wouldn't want-"

"I know what Tom-san would want!...... I can't stop now Iceberg...... I WILL get close enough, you'll see."

Iceberg snorted again, "You're always welcome at Galley-la Mechanics, remember that bro."

"Yeah, I will bro, I will."

Iceburg went to his room to sleep. Fanky went out the door....... to kill.

To be continued