Disclaim: Kiba! Kiba, where are you? Damn, i knew i shouldn't have let him loose. So i succeeded in kidnapping Kiba, but he ran away again? Sometimes i think Kiba doesn't even like me? (Naruto is still not my property, is what im trying to tell...)

Warning: Hehe! I was in a pervy mood today, and felt like some yaoi. So YAY! YAOI!

Stuff i just feel like saying:

Sasuke stopped. It was too weird. Narutos eyes had widened, and was twice as big as they use to be. Sasuke couldn't really read any emotions in them, other than sorrow. He looked... Sad?

"With who Sasuke...?"
Naruto said silent.
"No one..."

"Liar..."

Naruto turned around, crossing his arms. Sasuke was about to bring up ramen as a subject, when he heard sobs.

"Naruto...? Are you... Crying?"
Naruto sniffed.

"No!.. Maybe..."

"Why? I don't get it?"
"Is it one of those braindead fangirls? Is it Sakura? Ino? Tenten?"

"No, no and no."
"Temari, then?"
"No Naruto. Okay, you promise you won't freak out?"
"Promise..."
"It's..."
Sasuke closed his eyes, and felt his stomache twist. He couldn't do it.

"... A guy..."
Naruto spun around.

"A-a-a-a guy? Your gay?"
He shouted.

"Great, just tell the whole world, please..."
Sasuke sighed. He looked at Naruto... And saw a hint of a smile behind the tears.

"Who? Kiba? Shikamaru? Gaara?"

"No!"

Sasuke exhaled. Naruto gasped, and put his hand to his mouth. For a moment, Sasuke thought he'd figured it out.

"Is it Orochimaru, our biologi teacher?"
"Ew, no! Seriously dobe! Stop making suggestions!"

"Allright, allright! Then tell me allready!"
"It's... It's you Naruto..."
Naruto stopped moving, and looked at Sasuke as he just said he was two feat tall and lived on the sun.

"Go ahead. Run away, screaming like a maniac. I told you, you'd freak out..."

Sasuke sighed, trying to get up from the floor. But something held him back. A hand. A hand that was closed tightly around his.

"Seriously, Sasuke! How many hints do you need? Your supposed to be the smart one!"

Naruto said, as he pulled Sasuke down on the floor again.

"Why'd ya think i held your hand? Why i asked you to sleep next to me? Why i allways touch you whenever i get the chance?"
"Because your my friend?"
"Ha! Straight guys don't do that stuff!"
Naruto grinned, and put his hand on Sasukes head.

"I love you too, Sasu-Chan!"
He announced, smiling. Sasuke was in koma. This was what he'd been dreaming about his entire life, and now... Now that Naruto said it, he wasn't even able to respond. He looked at his blonde friend, blinking. But he didn't have to say anything. Because, in a matter of seconds, Naruto had pinned Sasuke to the fridge with his hands on his wrists. The blonde slowly caressed Sasukes cheeks with his lips. The raven shivered, and blushed madly. He couldn't take it! It felt so... Wrong. But right. And it defferently felt good. The blackhaired boy caught his friends lips, and locked his arms around a tanned neck. Naruto had crawled up on Sasuke. His knees was on each side of Sasuke, and his hand had let Sasukes go, and was caressing soft, black hair. Sasuke was no longer on earth. He was floathing in the sky, surrounded by stars. And he was there with Naruto. He woke up of his dream, when Narutos tounge graced over his own. He widened his eyes, and he tried to remember what he was doing. This wasn't the time to space off! Narutos tounge made its way into Sasukes very confused mouth, and started to explore every inch, as if it was supposed to draw an excact map afterwords. Sasuke moaned, and twisted the back of Narutos t-shirt in his hands. After a couple of minutes like that, Naruto pulled away. A blonde head rested on Sasukes chest, as they both tried to regain their breath.

"Whoa... That was..."
Naruto tried.

"Yea..."

Sasuke stroke Narutos hair.

"You have no idea... How much i wanted that! And how long I've been waiting to just... Hold you!"

Naruto said, hugging Sasuke closer. Sasuke realized, that the fridge was starting to hurt his back, but he didn't want to risk Naruto to leave him, if he tried to move.

"But how do we... I mean, do we tell... People?"
"Well..."
Sasuke sighed.

"Itachi's gonna find out eventually. He always does. In fact, I think he allready knows."

"That we're together? That's pretty impressive!"
"No, no! That i like you."
"Ah! I understand..."
"And according to your health, it'd be best to keep it away from the fangirls' ears, or they'll literally cut you in half!"
"We don't want that to happen!"
Naruto agreed.

"What about Kiba? I have got to tell Kiba! He's my best friend..."
Sasuke send him a death glare, and pointed at himself.

"... Whom i haven't made out with!"
"Okay, fair enough, tell Kiba. I just don't trust that the doggyboy can keep his mouth shut. He resembles youtoo much!"
Naruto stuck his tounge out.
"Naah! Your just jealoux you don't have a friend you can tell! I am your only friend, remember?"
"Thanks for reminding me, dobe!"

"Your welcome, Sasu-Chan!"
"I told you already... Do. Not. Call. Me. Sasu. Chan!"
"Sasu-Chaaaaan~~... Uh, i just thought of something! Who's uke, and who's seme?"
Naruto asked, tilting his head.

"Is that really important?"
"YES!"
"Allright, alltright, back off... Well, I'd say, im seme."
"How come you get to be seme?"
"I'm tallest."
"That's not a good enough reason!"
"Fine, I think your too cute to be seme. Your the uke. End of story!"
"NOOOO! Hey! Your cute too! Especially when you blush, and when you eat, and when you sleep, and when you..."
"Okay, I got it, you stalk me. Can we get back to the subject?"

"Why do i get the impression you like to piss me of, Sasu-Chan?"
"Because your cute, when your angry..."
"Awww...! Thanks teme!"
"Hey that's another reason! I should be seme because it sounds like teme, which you call me! Ha! I win!"
"That's cheating! It means two very diffrent things!"
Naruto hugged Sasuke tigher in attempt to hurt him. Attempt failed. Silence took over, and the only sound to be heard was the sound of Sasuke caressing Naruto's blonde spikes.

"I call seme!"
Sasuke shouted all of a sudden.

"That doesn't count!"
"It does when you call the swing?"

"That's diffrent!"
"How...?"
"I dunno?"

End of chapter! X3 Wooh! I love you for reading this! :)