A.N: -le gasp- Two chapters in such a short time? What is this? A miracle?

Well, I got to thinking about the 2718 dynamic, and happened to remember this comic strip I came across ages ago. Its not 1827, not even if you squint, but the basic idea is the same. I can't find it anymore, but I've recounted the story at the end of the chapter (since it would spoil everything if I did it at the beginning ^^"")

So, anyway, this spouted. Its just mildly 2718/1827, and written at near abouts 1 am, so I'm sorry if this turns out to be a fail^^"" Also, apparently when it comes to Hibari, I have no problem keeping Tsuna in his default uke character. In fact, I can't seem to make them otherwise.

Requested by Jasmin Liertha. I know you wanted 2718, but I hope this will tide you over till I can figure out a way to make Tsuna more .. seme-ish with Hibari. Hopefully without the use of dying will. Hope you enjoy^^

Pairings: 182718, an omake implying Mukuro and Chrome playing Matchmaker between them /shot/ Alright, what? I'm allowed to be weird, this is crack!

In Which Tsuna is Useless. As Usual.

"DAME-TSUNAAA!"

A scream resounded through the hallways of Nami Middle as the brunette in question stared incredulously at the small Bovino child as he ran down the corridor at a break neck pace, heading straight towards him.

Cue the inevitable and unavoidable crash, as both went down in a flurry of pink grenades and yelps and whines.

After the usual complaints of 'why are you even here's from Tsuna ( which Lambo ignored - as usual) and around five seconds of being subjected to Gokudera's shakes and rants and a full-on glare that could have melted the freaking North Pole ( along with a few 'calm down's by Yamamoto, but no one paid attention to the poor guy anyway ) Lambo finally stopped showering the student body of Namiori Middle School with grenades and laughed his signature laugh.

Tsuna decided he would take grenades over that obnoxiously annoying laugh any day.

"Lambo-san saw Mama pack you chocolates. Gimme chocolates Tsuna. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme."

"Ehhh? But that's for- "

"Gimme chocolates or Lambo-san will blow you up. Gyahahaha."

"HIEEE! Don't toss those around! Fine!" Tsuna thrust one of his meticulously wrapped chocolates towards him before Gokudera could finally lose what little cool he was still retaining ( not much, and it was taking him quite a lot of effort, Tsuna could tell) and blow Lambo up.


It was halfway into the break when I-Pin approached him.

"Tsuna-san. Give I-Pin some too?"

It took Tsuna approximately ten seconds to realise what she was talking about, and he reluctantly parted with another one - how could one resist that face?


"Herbivore, g-"

"HIEEEE HIBARI-SAN! Take all you want but please DON'T BITE ME TO DEATH!"

With that, Tsuna threw the whole box of chocolates towards the Prefect and jumped out of the nearest window.

From the second floor.

...

Hibari stared. And stared some more.

" -o out with me." he finished his sentence bemusedly.


Omake 1: "At least I managed to give Hibari-san the chocolates I stayed up all night making for him..." Tsuna whimpered from the ground.


Omake 2: "I can't believe Boss was the one who confessed first." Chrome commented.

"Kufufufu, I always Tsunayoshi had it in him." Mukuro replied gleefully. "Well, at least I get chocolates for playing match maker."

"Rokudou Mukuro! What have you done with the chocolates that herbivore made for me? I shall bite you to death!"

Oh shit was the unanimous reaction.

A/N: Tha last Omake wasn't actually in there when I first wrote this, but Mukuro somehow wiggled himself and Chrome in ^^""

Alright, so the comics ran somewhat like this (not completely accurate wordings, but the gist is the same.)

Its Halloween.

1st Panel: Lambo at Tsuna's door. "Trick or treat!" Gets a candy.

2nd Panel: I-Pin at Tsuna's door, "Trick or treat." Gets a candy.

3rd Panel: Hibari at Tsuna's door. "T-". Tsuna dumps the whole bag of candies on him.

4th Panel: "-hese lights are against the fire safety rules of Namimori (or something thereabouts)".

If you want to see a pairing, tell me so. These are just short drabbles, so I'm willing to do pretty much all pairings - crack, rare pairings, pairings I don't usually do ... only no uke!Tsuna. I can't write an uke!Tsuna. He always turns into the HDW! or Boss!Tsuna somehow otlotlotlotl.

Review? :3