AN: Uh, hi guys. I'm sorry for the delay on this chapter, but I was having a serious case of writer's block.
So, in the time I've been gone, guess what happened?
I discovered I'm Bi, and I'm currently in a relationship with this precious and amazing and beautiful woman that has already warmed her way to my heart *blushes*.
Ok, enough with the ramble and on to the story. Thank you for all the kind reviews and enjoy this chapter. I promise the next one will be posted soon :D
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own a thing. I wish I owned Simon and Robin's ass. =D
*cocky smile*


It wasn't long before Jane discovered that Lisbon was a pain in his ass, and in Minelli's ass, and in the AG's ass...

Two weeks working for the bureau had already given him an incredible amount of paperwork. There were already 11 formal complaints against her conduct in the four cases they'd closed. Well, on the bright side, the case-closed rates of the team was getting higher.

The door of his office opened and he didn't even had to look up to know it was her. The scent of tea filled his nostrills and only then he looked up.

"I know you were needing your fourth dose of tea, so here."

That was all she said before handing him the cup. He gave her a small smile in return before taking a sip of his tea and return his attention to the paperwork he had yet to finish before he called it a night.

"Cho and Rigsby are off to the bar. You're going with them, right?"

"No."

"Why not?"

He sighed. He was seriously getting a little sick of this.

"Probably because somebody in this room is making me stay here, after-hours, to finish this paperwork."

"So? It can wait until Monday."

He stared at her like she had grown a third-eye.

"You're crazy, right?"

She opened her mouth but he just shook his head disbelievingly.

"You know Jane, you could relax a lot more if you weren't so foccused on the job."

He stared at her perplexed. He had enough putting up with her crap and he would tell her right now.

"You do realize that the extra paperwork I'm filling in right now is because of you, right? Because you just couldn't keep your mouth shut and do your job in the field, no, you just had to piss off those people who filed formal complaints against you. Do you know how it feels to go every single day to Minelli's office just to hear him complain all the time about you? He's on my back, and so is the AG. So, you better not open your mouth to say crap like that, do you understand Lisbon?"

"THERE! See what I mean? You're exhausted Jane. Leave the paperwork here, go home, get some rest and I'll do the same thing."

"You're insomniac."

"So? I can still keep my eyes closed."

"Meh, the thing is, I don't care. And I'm going to take your advice, even though I will regret it on Monday and go home."

They shared a small smile and his phone went off.

"Jane. Yeah... Are you sure? Ok, I'll be right there."

"Is everything alright?"

"We got a case. I'll fill you with the details as soon as I'm done calling the guys."

"Well, I guess those files will have to wait then."

"Yes, just don't make the pile bigger on this one Lisbon."

He left with his cell on his ear before she had gotten the chance to answer. Rolling her eyes and letting a devilish smile appear on her lips, she mumbled:

"That would mean I would, for once, behave."