Inu: Ahh what a nice relaxing day
Kags: You seem to be in a good mood
Inu: Well if you have a sexy girl, like myself, why wouldn't I be happy *Inu Smirks*
*Kags Blushes and Inu kisses her*
Aya, San, and Rin: Aww, you guys are so kawii
Kouga: Man Dog Breath, you fucking WHIPPED!
Inu: FUT SUP WOLPH FHIT (Translation: SHUT UP WOLF SHIT)
Roku: Hey InuKaye! When do we get some action!
InuKaye: Soon enough! Just wait!
Sesshy, Kouga, and Roku: Aww man!
InuKaye: Sorry, but I hate writing those lemons, or limes, they make me feel weird and kinda horny!
Naraku: Hmm, InuKaye, your looking fine today, how about about I-
InuKaye: AHHH SOMEONE HELP MEEE! THE CREEPY SPIDER THING IS TRYING TO MOLEST MEEEEE!
Inu: WINDSCARE!
Kags: HIT THE MARK!
Roku: WIND TUNNEL!
San: HIRAIKOTSU!
Kouga: GORAISHI
Aya: LEAF ATTACK! (IDK if Ayame has any weapons)
Sesshy: DRAGON STRIKE!
Rin: Umm, I don't have a weapon…sorry
Naraku: NOOOOOOOoooooooo….!
*Naraku dies and becomes ash*
Everyone: YEAH! WE FINALLY KILLED THE BASTARD! PARTY!
Kagome: Disclaimer: InuKaye31 doesn't own anything related to Inuyasha sadly! And any other songs. SHE DOES NOT OWN MY SEXY SILVER HAIRED HANYOU!
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It's a week later and the young teens have the day of off school due to some…"dangerous explosions" caused but the Inu-Gang in science class.
Brrriiingggggg!
"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
"Opps, sorry Inu, that's my cell phone"
"Ughh, just turn it off! I'm fucking tired from last night!"
"HEY! You're the one who wanted Sango and Miroku to join! And then they called Aya and Koga who called Sess and Rin! And it's your fault we stayed up till 4 in the morning! It could have been just you and me but nooooo"
"Shut up! And I know!, but damn, Kouga was just-"
"I know! Jeez! Who would have known though!"
"Eh, we had it coming though…It is Kouga we're talking about"
"Who knew Kouga could sing though, I mean I know he's in a band but he can sing"
"Haha, the look on Sesshomaru's face when he sang AND danced to U Can't Touch This!"
"And the fact that Miroku just had to bring anime karaoke!" (You guys thought it was something dirty)
"That's what kept us up all night!"
"Yeah yeah *yawns* what time is it?"
"Umm, 7:42 a.m."
"Ugh! Too damn early!"
"Inu, we have to get up and get ready, school is starting in 48 minutes"
"Fineee, but when we come back home. You and I are going back to sleep!"
"Why me?"
"Cause' I can only fall asleep if I'm near my girl" Inuyasha kisses Kagome and then falls right back in bed.
"Come on babe, get up!" Kagome yelled while trying to drag Inu off the bed.
"NOO I DON'T WANNA!"
"INUYASHA! COME ON! GET OUTTA THAT FUCKIN BED!"
"NO I WANNA STAY HERE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I'M STRONGER AND YOUR WEAK! NOTHING BUT A FUTURE HOUSE WIFE!" Inuyasha regretted saying that the moment his sentence left his mouth.
"Oh can't I?"
*Gulp* "Uhhh, ummm, I don't…know?"
"Okay" said a smiling Kagome walking to their bathroom.
"Okay? Wait! Babe! What were you really ganna say!"
"Nothing"
"Oh shit, she has something planned" Inuyasha could hear the shower starting and decided to let it go and get dressed. He dressed in a black shirt with "In the words of Shakespeare, FUCK IT" written in white with dark blue jeans and black converse. Kagome came out of the bathroom wearing a tight as hell green v-neck that a little cleavage but still had guys drooling over her and dark blue jean mini skirt with green high heels. She had her hair flat ironed with black eye liner and mascara.
"Wow"
"Hmm? Did you say something Inuyasha?"
"No, just uhh, why are you dressed like that? You never do unless we go to a club?"
"Oh! I Just hope that Hojo likes my outfit is all"
"WHAT! WHY DO YOU WANNA IMPRESS THAT WHIMP!"
"Since he asked me to lunch"
"When was that!"
"He sent me a text while I was getting dressed"
"Well you can't go!"
"Why not!"
"Cause that bastard loves you!"
"Really! I just thought that it would be nice to actually give him a chance!"
"Bu-But! YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND! HOW COULD YOU!"
"Oh relax Inu, he isn't going to whisk me away like I always wanted to be and live happily ever after with tons of kids and have the life I've always dreamed of…"
"KAGOMEEEE!"
"Oops! Did I say that out loud?" asked Kagomes innocently
"Yeah! Ya kinda did!"
"Well either way, I'm still going and you can't stop me!"
"Oh yeah! Well lets see then!
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"Tell me again why were dressed in black, hiding in the bushes in 102 degrees whether?"
"Cause I made Kagome mad at me again. I didn't want to get outta bed this morning and said some stuff. Then she got a text from Hobo-"
"Hojo"
"Hojo to meet him at Grace's Diner at 12:10 and were here to make sure he doesn't pull anything on her"
"But why am I hereeeeeee" whined a hot and sweaty Miroku
"Cause his friend likes Sango and- oh look! There she is!" Miroku looks up from his spot and see's Hojo's friend Haru holding Sango by the waist leading her up to Kagome and Hojo.
"WHAT THE HELL! SANGO SAID SHE WAS EATING LUNCH WITH RIN AND AYAME AT PIZZA HUT!"
"Well technically she is, here comes Ayame with Taru and Rin with…Daisuke?"
"ARE THEY ALL LYING SLUTS!"
"No, Kagome told me they were coming"
"WHY ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT ALL THIS!"
"Cause I know I'm ganna get some attention"
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GANNA GET ATTENTION!"
"Cause I know this is one of her stupid scams to get me jealous and that I'll act all "jealous" and fight for her "love", but I already do."
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!"
"Demon sensing smart one"
"Ohhhh, WAIT! HOW CAN YOU TELL!"
"One: I can tell when she lies, two: She had Sango, Ayame, and Rin come along with her so Hobo-"
"Hojo"
"Hojo, doesn't pull anything"
"and Three: WE'RE TOGETHER YOU DUMB ASS!"
"Ohh yeah"
"Also, Kagome told me last week that Sango, Ayame, and Rin didn't feel wanted, sooo this is probably another scam so they have us fight for them"
"Ohh, so were ganna call Kouga and Sesshomaru when things get too "heated?"
"Yeah, that's the plan"
"Hmm, wouldn't have ever guessed"
"Wow, and you say YOU understand women?"
"I do…sexually I mean"
"You will be destined for greatness some day my perverted friend"
"Wait, how come Kouga and Sesshomaru aren't here?"
"Cause Kouga would barge right in and demand answers and Sesshomaru would probably beat Daisuke into a pulp if he laid one finger on Rin"
"Okay"
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I met up with Hojo in the hallways and he offered to drive me to Grace's Diner. I declined and called my girls and told them the plan, they thought it was devious to do that to their men. But hey. We're women and we wanna feel wanted. So we all grabbed our "so-called-dates" and met up at Grace's Diner. Hojo was already there smiling like the idiot he is and waved me over. I was there for 7 minutes and I could tell Inuyasha was outside hiding in the bushed spying on me. I wouldn't blame the guy, I mean this is revenge for him not knowing who has 'The Dick' in this relationship. But hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
"Man! Hojo is soooo boring! No wonder I never gave him a real chance!"
"And THEN! Haru said ' No it isn't! Pi is 3.14159256!; and I said, No you hopeless futile twit! Pi is 3.14159265!" I gave a short little nod and a slight chuckle but I was SO thankful to hear Sango's voice and Hobo-Hojo! Wave them over.
"HARU! OVER HERE FELLA!" FELLA! JESUS FUCKING CRIST! WAS THIS KID FROM THE 60'S!
"Hey there BUDDY!" Jeez! Where are these guys from!
"Hey Sango!"
"Hi Kagome!" Thank God Sango is FINALLY here!
"Hey Haru! Where are Daisuke and Taru?"
"They will be here in 420 seconds!"
"Wow! How long are they going to take! They might as well come in google-pex time!
"I KNOW! YULK YULK YULK!" Nerds have SUCH incredible laughs!
"HOJO! HARU!"
"Taru! Daisuke! Over Here!"
"Hello there!"
"Hi" replied Sango and I
"My my! What beautiful lady companions do we have?"
"Hey guys!" Said Ayame and Rin at the same time and giggled
Sango was wearing her Skin tight tube top with a see through fish net shirt and a mini leather skirt. Her hair is up in a high pony tail with black mascara and eyeliner. Ayame is wearing a dark purple thin strapped dress with black heels. Her hair is down and curled with light purple eye shadow and black mascara. Rin is in her orange halter top and black short shorts with black sandals. Her hair is in her usual one sided pony tail. I changed and was wearing my black mini mini skirt with a tight white spaghetti strap and…no bra. My hair is flat ironed still with black mascara and eye liner. My shoes are my 'hooker shoes' as Inuyasha refers them to.
"Hey Aya! Hi Rin!"
"Well guys, how about we go and order some drinks, ladies?"
"I'll have a strawberry milkshake with extra whipped cream and sprinkles on top!" all four of us said at the same time and we all giggled
"Sure thing!" And our 'dates' were off!
"GOD! I WAS STUCK WITH HIM FOR 7 MINUTES AND I WAS PRACTICALLY begging Inuyasha would barge in already!"
"I know! The drive was killing me!"
"Let's all agree that after this, we'll never do this again!" Rin proclaimed
"Agreed' said Kagome, Sango, and Ayame
"We're back!" Oh goodie!
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"Little brother, what was so important that you had to drag me to Grace's dinner?"
"This" I showed Fluffy what was going on inside and explained my reasoning why I haven't ripped off that weaklings head off already.
"I see, so, where is Kouga then? He's definitely want to be in on this"
"He said he's on his way" Said Miroku
"Can't believe my Rin actually is doing this, don't I give her enough of my time?"
"I don't know, I asked the same thing to myself"
"I know why Sango did, she got mad at me for groping Shiori again"
"Dude, you gotta stop that or else she's ganna kill you"
"Plus you already have a women to grope" everyone turned their heads to the handsome Wolf-Demon.
"When did you get here?"
"Just now, hey mutt face! Why did you send a text to meet you here?"
"Cause the girls are planning their 'revenge' because we don't give them much attention"
"What the fuck? I give Ayame a lot of my time! I had to cancel my 15 minute run around the track just to drive her to her job over at Bella's Hair Salon!"
"Dude, that's pretty weak!"
"Whatever, so Fluffy! What the game plan?"
"Why am I always the one to make the plans?"
"Cause you're the smartest one of the group"
"Fine. Here what we do, we'll-"
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"KAGOME!"
"SANGO!"
"AYAME!"
"RIN!"
"Huh?" asked the 'couples' on a date
"What in the world are they doing here?" said Hojo
*Gasp* "Inu!, I'm so sorry! I-I-I didn't know you'd find me!' said a 'shocked' Kagome
"Your damn right your sorry! How could not tell me where you were! You made us all worry about you!" Yelled a red faced Inuyasha
"Sango, I'm very disappointed in you, I thought what we had was something special" Miroku said while dropping his head.
"Damnnit girl! AYAME! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH RIN!" Screamed an outraged Kouga
"Technically I am with Rin"
"Rin, this Sesshomaru is very upset with you" said the now emotionless faced Sesshomaru
"I'm sorry fluffy-pooh"
"Well well, looks like the girls made their choices" everyone turned to Hojo and the others.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well isn't obvious? They lied to you to hang out with us. We gave them what they wanted. ATTENTION!"
"Are they correct Rin?" asked a stunned Sesshy
"Yes fluffy-pooh…lately you have been digging your nose into that stupid encyclopedia volume 38 book that you hardly call me or text me back. When I come over to your house, Jaken says not to disturb you of your drum practice! Also, you never ever call me Rinny-pooh anymore!" In the background, Kouga and Inuyasha are trying to hold back their laughs.
"Well, I now promise to give you my undivided attention from now on…Rinny-pooh" Sesshomaru whispered the last part.
"Aww Sesshy-pooh! You called me Rinny-pooh!"
"I love you Rin Yumiko"
"And I love you Sesshomaru Takahashi" Sesshomaru gives Rin a kiss and walks out of the diner to his car
"What about you huh? Do I not give you enough attention?" said an annoyed Kouga
"No…you don't"
"Ayame, I gave up a lot of my time for you. Have you not seen the results! I lost 6% of my speed since I lost my 15 minutes run to drive you to your work!"
"Exactly! 15 fucking minutes you gave up to be with me! You should be there when I need you or not! Last week I was crying because Kagome and Inuyasha are so happy together! And you hardly let me kiss you whenever something to do with sports or the band!"
"But Ayame! Do you know how hard it is to be me!"
"Yes I do Kouga! All you ever do is practice and run to become the best runner or bass guitarist in all of Japan! You train very hard and I encourage you! Did you even see me at your last track meet?"
"You were there?"
"Yes! I was the one with the sign that said 'That's my fine piece of ass running!' and the one yelling ' Run baby run!"
"Ohh, then I did see or hear you…I'm sorry Aya, I really do mean it"
"Thank you Kouga"
"And Ayame?"
"Yes Kouga?
"I love you"
"Kou…ga, OH KOUGA!" Ayame tackles Kouga to the ground and gives him countless of kisses saying
"Kou *kiss* Ga *kiss* I *kiss* Love *kiss* You *kiss* Too*"
"Haha, I love you…you crazy red headed wolf!"
"At least you don't grope other women to satisfy your needs" Everyone looks at Miroku
"Aya, you know I would never do that to you, come on, we could make it to the movie in time" Kouga and Ayame walk hand in hand out of the diner.
"Is this true my beautiful lily?" said Miroku walking to Sango
"Yes it is, Miroku, you groped Shiori 6 times this week, it's makes me feel unwanted"
"I'm sorry my love, I truly am"
"Miroku, I just feel, that I'm not enough for you"
"Sango dear, you can fill my desire anytime you want and…I promise that the only one that I will grope will be you"
"You mean that?"
"Of course I do, I love you , my lovely brown eyed beauty" Miroku kissed Sango and left.
"Kagome Higarashi, you little actress!"
"Whatever do you mean?" Kagome said in a mocking and fake tone.
"You had me for a second, I actually thought you'd go out with this imp!"
"Now why would I do that when I have a sexy, strong and irresistible boyfriend?"
"Hmm, I don't know Kags, maybe I need a little…convincing?"
"Whatever you say" Inuyasha and Kagome start to lean in when Homo-HOJO! Interrupted.
"Ah hem!"
*Inuyasha growls* "What do you want you little bastard!"
"Ka-Kagome hasn't c-c-choosen yet!"
"Hoho-"
"Hojo"
"Like I give a fuck! Kagome and I are together and she only did this to help herself and our friends!"
"Ka-Kagome…is this..true?"
"Yes Hojo, it is. I'm sorry. But I did it to help me and Inuyasha"
"Oh, I-I I guess I never really stood a chance huh?"
"No, you didn't. my heart will always belong to Inuyasha no matter what idiotic thing he does" Kagome looks up to her hanyou and Inuyasha looks towards Kagome. They look into each other's eyes and lean forward. By now, everyone left the area either heartbroken or thrilled . Kagome and Inuyasha kissed passionately.
"And mine will always belong to you, Kagome. It always has and always will be. Kagomes Higarashi, the gorgeous raven haired, big brown eyed beauty. All of it, all mine. Don't you EVER and I mean NEVER forget that my love. Your stuck with me forever until the end of time and after that."
"Oh Inu! That's so sweet of you to say!"
"I love you Kagome"
"And I love you too Inuyasha"
"Come on babe, we should go and 'practice' our skills"
"Are you talking about our voices or us?"
"What difference does it make?" Kagome giggles and Inuyasha leads them to his car.
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InuKaye: *Yawn* MAN! I am so fucking tired! And sorry readers, I didn't have the strength to write another chapter!
Kags: It's okay InuKaye! At least us girls got some fluff!
Girls: HELL YEAH!
Inu: Ugh! That was true torture! Having to admit all if that mushy crap!
Kags: But Inu! It was oh so sweet and romantic!
Inu: At least I did get some *Inu smirks and Kags blushes*
InuKaye: Well readers, there you have it! Another chapter done! Please review! And remember! The more reviews, the quicker I'll update!
