Chibi: HI! I must say, a new review in my box makes me a Happy Panda, so this chapter, at the end, I will leave a little surprise for all my little sweeties out there! Yes, you readers! Why? Because you guys are pretty much my life, and I am a review hog!

ON WITH THE SHOW~!

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EARS SHOULD NEVER POKE ME WHEN I'M SLEEPING.

I would happily tell you what I'm doing to the poor boy right now, but I think we ought to rewind, ne?

-FIVE MINUTES EARLIER-

I could faintly hear Skunk say something about me sleeping, but warmth pretty much knocks me out ASAP. Pinky has really nice cologne too…or is it perfume? I dunno….it smells kinda like Gay Man's office to me…..

Maybe he went to go see the freaky clown/demon man?

I still dunno….

Mimio doesn't care anymore!

She must SNUGGLE THE GOOD SMELLING MALE!

RAWR!

That, and she must procure a cookie before lunch is over….

I buried my face further into Pinky's shirt and inhaled softly. He smelled like candy. Sweet, juicy, mouth watering candy. Jashin, I had the urge to bite him then and there. But the slight prodding on my shoulder back tracked my thoughts and I went over a brief list of who could do this.

Hikaru?

No.

Yukio.

No.

Skunk?

No fucking way.

Gay Man….?

Maybe.

"She must be knocked out cold if she can't feel me poking her…"

EARS.

I jerked up and turned quickly, facing Ears with a snarl. Now his face, priceless. He looked so scared! I would have taken a photo, but blind rage kinda had me leaping from Pinky's lap and rolling in the grass with Ears, my hand of a choke hold around his throat. I shook him for good measure, but the sneaky bastard reached up in vain, grabbing something.

Now, with Pinky, I don't mind feel ups. Yukio, I would punch the mole faced bastard if he had the nerve to touch me.

Ears was nice enough to get a handful of boob.

"YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!"

I swear, you could hear the killer intent when I screamed at him. Ears took enough initiative to roll away and stand before hauling ass, and by that, I mean he ran. And ran and ran and ran, but you wanna know the funny part for me? I was following him the entire way. Screaming profanities, but as we ran through various parts of the school, I could faintly see the surprise in some people. My homeroom teacher, Grandma, was watching after me, and I could feel the edge of respect from her. Hikaru saw too, and boy oh boy, I should have taken a photograph of his face too. I knew Pinky and the others were following, panicking most likely, but then again, I don't care. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. They should change scorn to dislike. When girls don't like certain people, especially male people, grudges can be held.

Or men get the shit kicked out of them.

Either way, I still don't care. I want my revenge, and so help me Jashin I shall get that revenge!

I gave a final scream and leaped, tackling Rin through the door of Gay Man's office. Gay Man himself looked up, mouth filled with cup noodles and a frown on his face. I wrestled Ears to the ground and switched between shaking, strangling, and slapping him silly. He protested at first, but after a few slaps I think he might have been knocked out cold. The cycle continued until Pinky managed to pull me off of Ears and pretty much had me caged in a cuddle.

"Should I ask?" Gay Man questioned, but was silent otherwise as everyone shared a look.

"No."

"Mimio-chan….." I stiffened and looked over my shoulder at Pinky, who was for once frowning. My resolution lasted only a moment, and then I just went totally slack in his arms, slumping and laying my head on Pinky's shoulder with a sigh.

"Ears reeaaallllyy shouldn't do that to me….I used to beat the crap out of my older brother when he did that. Poking me awake, I mean. Hiro knows better….."

Gay Man gave me a once over before shooing us from the room. I clung to Pinky as we walked, too tired to actually stand on my own. Ears was watching me cautiously over his shoulder as he walked next Yukio, and I grinned at him.

"Gonna poke me again, Ears?"

"No ma'am."

Let the victor savor the perks.

Chibi: Okay, I'm sorry this chapter is so short. I would have made it longer, but I'm running on empty and a writer's block is on the horizon. So, my dearies, if you can give me any ideas for my next chapter, leave a review. I know I said something about a surprise too, so here's another deal. After the next chapter, if it gets at least 1,300 words long, I'll put a Shima kiss scene in there.

SAYONARA!