This chapter is dedicated to sayurijaina0839 because… Oh my you're right! Why didn't I think of that too?! Wonderful thought! xD
Disclaimer: I don't own Hunter x Hunter and any of the characters, like the Phantom Troupe. Or their fashions. ;D
This file does not mean to criticize or offend. Any opinions stated are purely the characters' opinions only. :)
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Spider Fashion File 4:
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"Has anyone else noticed how we always need to replace the troupe member with the number 4?" Shalnark asked.
"Huh?" Uvogin said.
"Yeah." Pakunoda answered.
"Of course." Machi said.
"4 must be unlucky." Nobunaga spoke up.
"Uh-huh…" Franklin nodded.
"No. The member who gets the number 4 is just either accident prone or weird." Phinks declared.
"Weird?!" Kalluto exclaimed.
"Accident prone?" Omokage asked.
"Hisoka's weird." Shizuku piped up.
"We had to replace 8 too, but just once." Pakunoda said.
"Yeah." Shizuku agreed, nodding.
"The troupe members with the number four all have something in common too." Shalnark added, grinning.
"Really?" Uvogin turned.
"What's that?" Franklin asked.
"They're all…uh…" Shalnark stroked his chin thoughtfully, grinning his head off. "How do I say this…"
"Huh?" Nobunaga stared blankly at Shalnark.
"Gender confused?" Phinks smirked.
"That's a way of putting it." Shalnark agreed, nodding.
"What?" Omokage said, clueless.
"Gay." Feitan said.
"Excuse me?!" Kalluto objected.
"What?!" Omokage exclaimed.
Hisoka chuckled.
"Ah! He chuckled! Isn't that, like, absolute confirmation?!" Shizuku exclaimed, pointing frantically.
"First! Omokage's got awfully long hair, even longer than Machi's." Shalnark declared.
"Just because you have long hair that's already gay?!" Omokage cried.
"Kortopi's got long hair too." Nobunaga said.
"Not as long as Omokage's." Machi said.
"He's just short, so you don't notice." Pakunoda pointed out.
"Omokage's hair is really long." Machi shot back.
"In proportion - " Pakunoda started.
"Kortopi's gay too." Phinks interrupted.
"Huh?" Kortopi turned, clueless.
"Add the dressy clothes as well." Shalnark added.
"Dressy?" Omokage looked down at his get-up.
"And the piercings." Nobunaga said.
"What's wrong with piercings?" Omokage demanded.
"You're wearing them wrong." Franklin pronounced.
"I think they're cool." Shizuku volunteered.
"Yeah!" Omokage nodded vigorously.
"Plus the really heavy eyeliner." Shalnark put in.
"What's wrong with it?!" Omokage snapped.
"He's Goth. Come on." Phinks rolled his eyes.
"There's nothing wrong with it!" Omokage declared.
"Next! Hisoka!" Shlanark said, pointing dramatically at the clown.
"Hey!" Omokage yelled in the background.
"...Uh… do I still have to explain this?" Shalnark muttered.
"First the fashion. Then the attitude." Pakunoda said.
"And the creepy laugh." Machi suggested.
"And the creepy laugh." Shalnark agreed, nodding. "Then the weird… er… situation… whenever he gets excited over an opponent."
"What situation?" Shizuku asked innocently.
"Oh come on! He's just happy to get strong opponents for a change." Uvogin smirked.
"Does that happen to you too?" Franklin inquired.
"O-of course not!" Uvogin exclaimed.
"Ooohh…" Phinks smirked.
"It doesn't!" The big man insisted.
"Why does HIsoka wear that jester outfit?" Shizuku piped up.
"Because he likes it." Machi replied.
"To stand out?" Franklin suggested.
"He stands out enough with the hair and the face paint." Phinks snorted.
"Yeah!" Uvogin exclaimed.
"And the psycho attitude." Feitan added.
"I've been wondering… when Hisoka's hair is up, it's wavy. But when it's down, it's straight." Nobunaga said.
"He perms it especially when he wears it up." Pakunoda answered.
"Perm?" Nobunaga repeated.
"Yeah. So he could avoid looking like a hedgehog like Uvo." Shalnark said.
"Hey!" Uvogin yelled.
"But when Hisoka lets his hair down and wears that business suit, he looks normal." Pakunoda declared.
"Yeah. Normal enough." Feitan said.
"Except for the. . .squinty eyes." Machi said.
"Squinty?" Franklin repeated.
"Maybe he just finds it too bright." Nobunaga suggested.
"Yeah, even at nighttime." Phinks said, rolling his eyes.
"It suits his psycho-magician image." Machi said.
"And what's with the jester slippers? They look really weird." Shalnark said.
"What are those bands on Hisoka's waist, wrists, arms and ankles?" Shizuku asked again.
"Huh?" Uvogin turned to stare at the said bands. Never really paid attention to them before.
"I've been wondering about them…" Shizuku trailed off.
"A fashion statement?" Nobunaga suggested lamely.
"That a fashion statement?" Pakunoda raised her eyebrows.
"It makes him look slim." Machi said.
"What are they made of? Metal or cloth?" Shizuku asked Hisoka.
"Cloth of course." Shalnark declared.
"They're so shiny and round it could be metal." Franklin observed.
"Like metal rings he wears around his body." Feitan said.
"Has anyone else noticed Hisoka's eyebrows?" Phinks said.
"What about them?" Pakunoda turned to look.
"Oooh! Pharaoh-san is jealous because he doesn't have eyebrows!" Shalnark exclaimed.
"Why you…" a vein popped out of Phinks' temple.
"They're so thin and arched! They almost look like inverted V's." Shizuku exclaimed.
"EXTREME!" Ryohei shouted.
"Nicely groomed eyebrows for a guy…" Machi began to snicker.
"So why are we included in that?! It's just Hisoka!" Omokage protested.
"Omokage's got a really thin waist too, like Hisoka." Pakunoda observed.
"Huh?" Omokage stared.
"Sexy." Machi smirked.
"Pfft." Nobunaga covered his mouth with a hand.
"Even though he doesn't wear the metal rings." Shizuku piped up.
"So they are metal?" Franklin said.
"We should make Franklin wear those too!" Shalnark yelled, escaping Phinks.
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Phinks burst out laughing.
"Huh?" Franklin looked confused.
"And finally! Kalluto, who conveniently likes dressing up as a girl." Shalnark said, trying not to crack up.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Kalluto demanded.
"He really looks like one too." Feitan said.
"Is there something wrong with that?!" The Zoldyck asked.
"Oho! He thinks it's okay for a boy to look like a girl." Phinks crowed.
"Yeah. When I first saw him, I really thought he was a girl." Nobunaga exclaimed.
"I was kind of confused when I learned that the Zoldyck children were all boys." Pakunoda said.
"Maybe it runs in the family. Alluka looks like a girl too." Shizuku said.
"But Kalluto's got a nice sense of fashion." Machi said.
"Yeah. I like the kimono with the snowflakes." Shizuku agreed.
Kalluto whirled at Shizuku eagerly. "You do?"
"His hair's totally girly too." Pakunoda said.
"What's wrong with my hair?!" Kalluto exclaimed, whirling at Pakunoda.
"Because it's that long –" Shalnark started to say
"And the style." Machi butted in.
Yeah, and that style, it looks like it's meant for a girl." Shalnark declared.
"What about Feitan?!" Kalluto protested.
"What about me?" Feitan stared at Kalluto.
"His hair's like mine too!" Kalluto declared.
"It's not." Feitan said.
"It's totally girly too!" Kalluto insisted.
"It's not." Feitan said.
"Why not? Sometimes I think Feitan looks like a woman." Phinks said.
Feitan stared at Phinks. "I'm sorry?"
"Maybe Kalluto dresses like that to fool enemies." Franklin suggested.
"Yeah. Anyone who sees a little girl lowers their guard." Phinks said.
"Not everyone." Feitan said.
"Yes they do." Phinks said, glaring.
"Not everyone." Feitan repeated.
"Why are you contradicting me?" Phinks growled.
"So it's settled! Those who get the number 4 are gay." Shalnark declared.
"Nooo!" Kalluto protested.
"We're not!" Omokage cried. "Well, maybe Hisoka is." He amended. "But just him!"
Hisoka chuckled.
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At last! A file with Hisoka in it! (Due to your demands xD) There you are! :) And I have another one planned up for him… xD
And about Omokage, well, to be honest, as of now i still haven't watched Phantom Rouge yet (QAQ), so to those who've watched it, pardon me if he's over-the-top OOC. xD
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Reason for the chapter title to those amazing people who noticed even that: Author felt too lazy to think of a decent title. xD
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I am honestly not satisfied with it… So do tell me what you think! Is it any good?! Hahaha!
And because of that, this file might still get edited. x3
I've noticed I haven't updated for… er… three months, so I updated with this one. Ehehehe. ^^;
Reviews please! :))
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(Shall not update until reviews for this chapter reaches… say, TWENTY. *evil laugh* Should be easy to you epic people! XD Now let's see!)
