Chapter 4: Relationship of Doom

In the corner Spirit continued to sob after being rejected once again from Maka about their relationship. Maka tried to ignore all the commotion her father was doing and clicked back to see what other dirty secrets lie on . She browsed through the list of twenty or-so stories on the first page and came across a story that was too devious to be read out loud, but just as soon as the madness began consuming Maka all up. She laughed maniacally.

"You alright?" Blair asked, no reply. "What's so funny? You found something?"

Maka ignored Blair and clicked on the new found story. Her face turned devious and couldn't stop laughing and was possessed by evil. Thanks to her father.

"I am going to read now! There is no stopping me now!" Maka laughed maliciously like she was about to kill anyone that stood in the way.

"You're really starting to freak me out, and this is why you haven't found a boyfriend yet." Blair tried to calm her down.

"Boyfriend? What the hell are you talking about? I've got a million and they will all worship me! Just you wait! There great Maka Albarn will rule the world!" Maka taking all the confidence into her head as the madness was possessing her.

"I think it is time if we turn off the computer. Look at what it had done to you." Blair pleaded Maka to snap out of it and looked for the off switch. This was all this make-up-story site for the madness to take place in front of her eyes. Maka took notice of Blair's hand going the direction of the switch and she bit her hand.

"Ow!" Blair yelped.

"Stay out of my way bitch." She took her right hand and landed a direct hit in her chest. The punch was so strong – not anything she felt before. The punch was so hard and full of force that ended Blair flying to the nearest wall and making a crack. She was in too much pain to get up. Maka began reading.

Title: Relationship of Doom

"I will show you real doom!" The maniac laugh continued.

"MAKA! What kind of things are you talking about?" Spirit sobbed.

Summary: A relationship has already fallen and is in shambles between a certain father and daughter. The daughter goes hay wire and the father get's all depressed. (Baddddd TIIIITLE!) The Story is WAAAY BETTA!

"It is!" Maka giggled uncontrollably.

By: MADNESSIZGOD

"Of course, madness is god!" Maka stood up on the chair and started looking up at the ceiling with her hands wide open to feel the full power of god.

"What has gotten into her?" Blair wondered.

NOTEE NOTEE TIME TIME!

A story about mad and sad.

In Death City live a father and daughter whose relationship is in turmoil after the divorce because he couldn't keep his hands to her only to other women. Their names respectively are: Spirit and Maka. Maka always hated her father since day one.

"Stop reading stories about your father, MAKA! You never hated me since day one. This isn't true!" Spirit begged Maka to stop reading and tears continued rolling down his cheeks.

Maka was not in full control and continued reading like she had just drank a ten full shots of vodka.

"Father! I have something to tell you!" Maka stood on the roof of the DWMA staring at her father with cold blue eyes. "I hate your guts and never want to see you again." She turned around giving him two middle fingers to get the hell out and never ever never ever see her again. She walked away slowly to hear Spirit sob like a baby who was just born instead of an old man. Everything blew off in front of his face and it was finally true… his worst fears of all!

"MAKA! I WILL KILL MYSELF!" He yelled.

"Get outta my face!" She told him coldly.

"Yeah, better get outta my face!" Maka said manically getting off the chair and beating her chest like Tarzan and jumping around like an ape.

"I don't want to kill myself!" Spirit couldn't take any more pain, or hear her daughter reading a story how much she can't stand being with him. Sadly the story was true.

Blair slowly started getting a grip of herself and was slowly coming to her senses after the hard punch, but it was still too hard to release any magic at the moment. She definitely had to stop the real madness that was going on here. What shocks her the most is how in the world is Soul capable of sleeping in such chaos? What he simply did is change sleeping positions to the left and scratch his back like nothing is happening.

Maka read on like an ape on.

Spirit was now sitting at the bar drinking his fifth beer nearly dead drunk and thinking about suicide if he should do it or not. He was Lord Death's death scythe after all. He brushed the evil thoughts out of his head.

"Oh why does my life suck sooo bad!" Spirit whined like a baby.

"Dude you need to calm down and stop crying. No wonder your wife left you." The bar tender told Spirit cold heartedly.

He couldn't take the pain anymore and he left. He was sooo desperate in getting his adorable little girl Maka back, that he did the unthinkable – stalking her and Soul to get her attention.

"Now I know where my best daughter Maka lives. He said walking to find her apartment –

"I know where my Maka lives." Spirit cried.

-with Soul and get the attention of Maka. He knocked and found Soul standing in front of the door ready for bed and opening it and telling him to get lost.

"NOO! I WANNA SEE MY MAKA!" He cried.

"Get lost creep!" Soul slammed the door in Spirit's face and left the tragically hurt Spirit to walk home all by himself.

Spirit couldn't help crying and felt embarrassed that a grown man was crying. He tried to stop crying for the sake of the situation. He knew deep down Maka still loved him and whoever is the bastard behind the story will get a good Death Scythe kick in the ass with the help from Lord Death.

"Man, this story reeks." Maka got bored and stopped reading it. She walked around, like she was drunk. Than she did some skipping around in a circle around her crying father and Blair. One moment she was happy the next a whole other story. Nobody would ever believe what Maka would do next. She came up to Soul's sleeping face with more drool coming from his mouth.

"Oh S-Soul." Maka said flirtatiously. "I got a little something for you." She did the unthinkable where anyone would ever imagine – she flashed her red skirt in front of Soul's sleeping face.

Blair immediately had enough energy. All the strength surged through her body and she did it. "Pumpkin, pumpkin, pumpkin, smashing Halloween cannon!" A large orange Jack-O-Lantern pumpkin appeared and smashed into Maka knocking her out. The pumpkin exploded and there went part of the wall and the entire window.

"That was close." Blair sighed with relief. Soul turned the other way.

"I'm hungry." He said in his sleep.

"Maka!" Spirit ran to take immediate care of his daughter. "Speak to me are you ok!" Spirit pleaded for her to be alright. She slowly started to move her eyelids.

"W-what happened?" She asked confused.

"Everything is alright my sweet Maka." Spirit said happily.

Maka immediately tried to loosen the grip in her father's arm and got out of his grip. Maka didn't want her father too close to her, she was at the moment with trusting issues and trying to forgive him, but it hasn't worked out. One time she spent an entire day with him thanks to a bet in a basketball game. It wasn't an exactly bad day, but she sure wants to spend more time with her mom for sure.

"What happened?" Maka demanded an answer.

Blair was slightly giggling and Spirit along with her. If they told her what she did, it would be the end of the world for sure for her.

"Do you really want to know?" Blair asked.

"Yeah, especially why the window is blown off and why don't I remember the previous five minutes?" Maka started to grow impatient.

Blair let out a sigh and told Maka everything. Maka couldn't believe what she was told and got red cheeks immediately.

"T-t-t-t-that can't be true." Maka said embarrassed.

"You will never ever read a story about your papa again. You got that?" Spirit scolded.

Maka looked extremely dumbfounded as to what story she. She knows she read one but what was it about. "What was the story exactly about?" Spirit told her everything and warned her about the way she behaved in the story. Maka just took his advice and didn't say a word.

"Ok, who wants to read another story and hope for a better one." Blair suggested.

Spirit and Maka were both thinking it through and decided to read another story. Their luck was about to change into something juicy where they won't be able to resist.


A/N: a quick chapter to get off my chest. The long awaited lemon will be next! Stay tuned!