Chapter 4- "2 Times The Hell"

"Hey Chi-Chi!" Yelled Launch, "What the hell were you thinking giving Tien Mexican food?! He's allergic!"

Chi-Chi growled, "If Tien knew he was then why did the hell did he eat it?!

The two women bickered on and on until Launch got a frying pan and Chi-Chi got a broom and the two girls went all out. I couldn't believe it, the house had turned into hell twice over what it should be because both the Naruto characters and the DBZ character clashed together under one roof. I was really hopin' no bad guys would show up because that would increase the shit on everybody. Riley enjoyed every bit of hell and I thought it was so terrible.

He sat down and watched the fight, he didn't watch tv as much. We already had a channel right in front of us. Every few days there was drama and every few days there was a fight and yellin', Riley enjoyed it all because it was action not the borin' stuff on tv with the cartoon ninjas' this time it was in real life.

I wanted to stop it but somethin' told me to stay away from Launch and Chi-Chi's fight. I just looked at Gohan who ate a burger and smiled. I was surprised he was happy under these conditions but it's good to know he wasn't effected. All of sudden a plate shattered as Bulma tried to break them up but she thrown to the ground and was out of the way.

I stepped in front of them, "You guys have been at it for about twenty minutes, don't both of y'all have something better do?"

Launch stopped in her path as she let go of the frying pan, "It's my turn to cook Chi-Chi, take a break and I'll do it. Give Tien medicine for his allergies."

Chi-Chi glared. The second bitchout was about to start, "...Do it yourself! I have Gohan to tutor, come on, Gohan!"

Launch blocked the way, "You're the one who made the food! Give him his DAMN pills!"

Chi-Chi grabbed Launch's hair and it all blew to hell as they cussed out, I just shook my head. Any bad guy that comes now, the whole house would go more to hell. Grandad didn't care, he wanted them to fight and he liked watchin' them fight until clothes were ripped off. Old perv, instead of doin' something he just wants them to go off.

I looked at Riley who watched the fight, "Yo, Huey. Who you think going to win? I put my bet on Chi-Chi."

I sighed, "Riley, you do realize that you created this mess, right?"

"Shut up! It ain't my fault they came out, they just did. How is it my fault, huh?"

I just walked up to my room, things were getting out of hand until the doorbell rang. I didn't want to answer, and I was right not to answer because Cell and Jiraya stood at the doorway looking at the house. I really shouldn't have answered.

"Excuse me, I believe you have Son Goku on your property." said Cell, he grinned evilly, "Because he's not in the manga to fight me, I have nothing to do."

I explained everything to Cell, "Look, Cell. The guy responsible is sittin' over there. Ask HIM why they're all here in our house."

Jiraya jumped around, "Girls are in this house?! Please tell me I can stay?!

I rolled my eyes, "Another pimp, another house they use as a strip club. There is no vacancy left, even though we're not runnin' a hotel."

Cell glared, "...I'm bored stiff and I'm already out of the manga...Of course I can fit."

I just stood there, "Cell...There ain't enough food for anyone else who come in. Not enough beds, not enough of this, it all goes on."

"Well, send them back to their houses!"

Riley came to the door, "Well...Your guys show didn't come with a house and Naruto's gang, their house broke so they ain't no place."

Cell growled, "Can any of you humans do better?! You're all a pathetic race!"

A vase shattered inside, as Launch and Chi-Chi continued and I looked around. This was getting to out of hand to have Dragon Ball Z and Naruto ninja's living together. This was even worse than the time we had all our cousins come up from Hurricane Katrina and stay the months they did. We eventually got them out but what about these characters? How long did they plan on stayin'?

I went inside as Chi-Chi and Launch fought and as Tien collapsed from his food allergy. He looked really bad so I called 911 and had the ambulance come pick him up as the paramadic came inside. He just shook his head.

"Damn, Freeman residence again. That's the 8th time in one week. Y'all sho' have some bad luck or somethin', I'm surprised the police haven't got to y'all yet."

I sighed and looked at Grandad who continued to watch the girls fight, "You know Granddad, those two are married. They aren't single."

"Well, the rest of them are too damn young! All 15 or 16, what a damn shame!" Granddad went on and sat down, "I was kind of hoping Bulma would give up Vegeta or something."

My eyes widened, "Him? Him give up his wife? Granddad, I'd be warned if I were you, Vegeta ain't goin' do it."

Vegeta walked by and now he got involved, "What was that, old man? You wanted to have my wife?! You better know what's good for you and not even try!"

Granddad cursed at Vegeta as he walked away. Granddad and Vegeta sometimes bashed heads even if it was the last piece of fried chicken. They bashed heads. If it was between watching WWE or watchin' BET. They bashed heads. When it even came to Bulma the two would get at it and all hell would brake loose.

I couldn't believe granddad had gotten in it deep with a Saiyan and in the end there would be hell to pay. All I could do was only keep Riley and granddad from fightin' with the rest of them as I saw Riley and Gohan fight over PSP.

"Come on, Gohan. Why you actin' nice? Fight fo' it!" Riley laughed as he kept the PSP out of Gohan's hands, "Man, you act so weak."

"Stop it! Riley, stop!" Gohan struggled to get it until he remembered he was called weak, "Give it to me or I'll Kamehameha you away!"

"Right, Let me see you do it!"

Riley jumped on the couch and onto Goku's lap as Gohan punch in between his legs as Goku let out a yell, "SHIT! My balls! My balls! GOHAN!" Goku collapsed on the floor as he grabbed Riley and they began rolling around as Riley hit him with broom. Goku grabbed him and threw near the TV and knocked him out. Riley was knocked out so we didn't have to worry about him, we just left him.

Goku looked at me as he yelled out in pain, "Damn, I can't live in this house with that kid."

"Well, when you've lived as long as with him, it's natural. Though I do want to kill him sometimes."

Goku fell on the ground as Chi-Chi came to help him with Launch still waving the frying pan. The house was even more of a mess today because of all the crap that went down with Chi-Chi and Launch. I shook my head again, this place was turning into a hotel faster than I thought it could and I put a sign out that read Vacant-Take your shit elsewhere.

So no more anime characters could barge their way in anymore, another knock came at the door and Granddad went to go answer it. I couldn't believe who I saw standing there. I thought it wasn't even possible but I guess Riley had opened this manga way before and now hewas here. He looked just like Goku too, I knew who this was.

Granddad just sighed, "Can't you read the sign, it simply says we can't take anymore."

"Excuse me? So Bardock doesn't to stay either?" My eyes widened, Bardock. Goku's father, he wasn't dead yet. Riley must've gotten to the part where that manga started in the beginning. Things were going to turn up. That's all it could do, was turn up.

Granddad got his belt, "I ain't lettin' you in unless you can pay rent. The rest of your family can't!"

"Granddad! We have too many!" I yelled, "If he comes in than we'll always be one short, it won't be even."

"Well we can make do plus Bardock already paid his first-third month's rent." Granddad let him in as I grabbed my afro, this was going to go down worse and it got worse every month. Where the hell where we going to get the money to pay for all our bills that were eay overdue? God, this is where I need to take stand and today I was going to do it.

I got on the kitchen table and banged a cooking pot, everyone stopped, "Alright, y'all are getting jobs, the bills are too overdue to pay and nobody is doin' their share! It's not right, all y'all do is fight over everything or complain!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.

"That's right J-O-B-S, jobs!"

Everyone stopped stiff except Bardock who just growled, "I'm not getting one, How do you humans do it everyday?! No!"

I didn't care, things were getting too out of hand. It was either we waited until later until our house was so full, that it was anime central or we get it resolved now and get them back in the manga. I think I had a plan to get them all back in there. It would just take a couple of things happening at different times though.


That's Chapter 4, Please R&R.