A/N: Whoops! Been a LONG time… well, just be grateful this isn't the end. Sorry! Some parts were written 2 or 3 months ago… ahaha…

Disclaimer: SDK is not mine, bebeh!

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Yuya's Manly Thoughts

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I fell into that hole again… but this time… that bastard's with me… DAMN IT! Oh, he's looking at me… with that perverse eyes of his… "LOOK AWAY, DAMMIT!"

"What? It's your fault we fell here in the first place. I have a right to look at you… especially with that torn kimono of yours…" he normally stated.

"Look away! It's your fault that you held onto my kimono and helped it shred… you should pay for it!" I shouted at him.

"I will pay… if you say sorry and admit this is your entire fault."

THAT'S IT!

I slapped him, very, very hard. His face fell to the right, red eyes very shocked.

"Why do you always, always make me feel like I'm some sort of dirt? I'm a woman! WOMAN! And if you can respect other women, why can't I be respected too! I HAVE THE RIGHT!" I cried. But then, my eyes cried out too… "Why, Kyo? WHY!" I looked away and continued crying my heart out.

Silence…

More silence…

What do you expect? Still silent…

"It's because… you're a girl."

I turned to look at him, eyes wide. "You sure do know how to fire up a woman's anger, huh?"

"Hmph, you're still a girl, which is why… I still haven't… well…" He brushed away his bangs and sighed. "I think… before you reach a certain age… it's unwise to tell you this… and that's why… you, being a servant, you have to always be with the master… and…"

I laughed. "Are you… stuttering?"

And something unexpected happened. Kyo, Onime no Kyo… Kyo… he blushed.

"That's none of your concern, woman…" he muttered.

"Ah, well… if that's what you want… Kyo, you're a jerk…" I said in a singsong voice.

"You're a dumb dog."

"You're a dumb demon… with an attitude problem."

"What…?" his tone sent shivers. I looked at him, a little unsure.

"Uh, nothing?" I said, giggling.

"Ah, just shut up. How are we going to supposed to get out of here? I climb on you?" he suggested.

I looked at him, flabbergasted. "You, climb, on me! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!"

"Think about it, if I let you go up first, can you pull me up?" he pointed out. I blushed. "Can you?"

I shook my head and sighed. I looked up to the skies which was getting darker… "Kyo, it's getting late… no one's gonna search for us…"

"Hm, they will. For me."

"You sound gay…"

"But I'm not."

"Whatever…" I shook my head and sighed. "We're not gonna stay here forever, are we?"

Kyo just looked up. "Nope but there's a possibility that we're gonna be skeletons before they find us. Just let me climb on you!"

I looked at him in disbelief. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

"What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? Falling into a damn deep hole like this…" Kyo glared at me. "Hmph, remind me to torture you after we get out of this hellhole."

"Damn you…" I looked up to the darkening skies again. I sucked in breath and…

"HELP! THERE'S A RAPIST HERE!"

"The hell!" Kyo's eyes widened.

"That sound's coming from that way…" and footsteps were heard.

Kyo rolled his eyes. "Now, I'm the rapist?"

"Yes, you are. For now…" I sucked in breath again. "OVER HERE! SOMEBODY! IN THE HOLE!"

"Shut up…"

"I dug that hole… never thought people would actually try to do it in there…" a gayish voice said.

"Who knows… a maniac maybe… people these days…" an elderly voice said.

Kyo grumbled. "Damn you woman…"

"At least we'll be saved… be grateful!"

Kyo rolled his eyes for the last time… someone's gonna get hurt.

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A/N: Whoops again! It's short and short! Sorry but I'll repent that next time! Time is short! R&R! The next one should be good… I think. Maybe.