AN: Hey everyone! First of all, Thank you Ekiushi for putting this story on alert! And I'm really sorry for my long absence (again…), but it's the last week of school and the teachers are trying to stuff as much work as they possibly can in it… So I've been kind of busy. On a happier note, I've also been to see One Direction in Amsterdam. It was f*cking awesome! :D

Now, on with the chapter(s)!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! It does? Wow, you learn something new every day :) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache Next time you got a headache: It's okay to swear like a sailor! Or so she says… ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! Riiiiiight… PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! Then I guess this is the last chapter :D

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. I still can't picture Dumbledore shouting at anyone…

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood NO. PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T TRUE. NO. NO! down my pallid face. Err… Okay? Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled Dude, stop yelling. They're standing right in front of you, you know… in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" Gotta remember that one. Best insult EVER asked Professor McGonagall.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" NO! DRACO! COME TO YOUR SENSES!

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." SNAPE, what did she DO to you?

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. You're seriously gonna sleep in THAT? When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. Is this starting ALREADY? I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Chapter 6.

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! Right, end of story, everyone!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. Charming I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. DRESSCODE! I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. I don't think they serve that at Hogwarts… Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. Already unfaithful, and we've only had, what, six chapters? She doesn't really beat around the bus, does she? He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face Right… and he was wearing black lipstick. Ew He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. NO! YOU WOULDN'T! He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. No. He doesn't He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection What? only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. The only sicko here are you

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. I'm not

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." No. No. NO. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! he grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered. He what?

"Yeah." I roared. Stop. Just stop.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. And again, you're being extremely rude. Though I'm not sure why I'm surprised…

AN: Well, that's a wrap on those two chapters! School's almost over and after that the updates should come a hell of a lot faster. Anyway, six chapters done, only too many to count to go! Yay… Please leave a review on your way out, and AGAIN I'm sorry this took so long but I'll see you next time!