Mm, Dee X Alice time!
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Well, Drawing in Pen has proved useful for once. I made an Eye-Patchless Female Joker.
I fell in love all over again (With the drawing)
Anyways Onto the Disclaimer and the awaited Fan-Fic! I do not own anything~Moo!

Some mild language, nothing too bad in my opinion.


Alice X Dee

He stood from behind, watching them silently; Wiping a small tear, stinging the corner of his eye.
(Yes, This is going to be one of those sad Fan-Fictions)


Damn, This day wasn't going well. He didn't get to see Alice once at least once before getting scolded by the Hare, It was hot, and he didn't have Alice here to make it better. Dee knew he sounded stubborn, but who cares? This was what he was always like; Sometimes it felt like he had multiple personalities, then he reminded himself that he had total control.

He looked over at Dum - Who was trying to cool himself down - and copied what he was doing; Fanning himself with a hand.

Typically, he knew that Dum was already grumpy about Alice not coming. The hare had only irritated him more. Dee smirked, Oh how he loved to be evil.

"I could stand this if Alice was here," He put on his best "in love" face. Dum grunted in reply but Dee knew him better than that. He turned over to his side - Facing away from Dum - and smirked in triumphant. Only turning around when he saw a familiar patch of light brown hair in the normally green bushes.

"Ace," He mouthed silently, though no one could particularly hear him. Glancing over at Dum, Dee followed his actions and sat up; Setting a hand on his axe. A red ribbon tied around the base to show that it was his.

Once he stuck his head out, the little bird on his head going wild, Dum sighed and called him a few names. One was loud enough for all, the others, not so well. Dee easily lost interest and even forgot for a little while that the Heart Knight was even there until a loud, shrill, but firm voice shouted behind him :

"Ace! You got lost AGAIN?"

'Alice' Dee thought, sitting up straight and buttoning his shirt up more than Dum's, but still left a few open. It was hot. Ace then piped up,

"Hehe, Sorry. Looks like we're at the Mansion," He smiled a smile close to Boris's - Dee's close friend, or should I say their? - If Dee didn't know better, He would've said the Knight was the Cheshire Cat.

She walked up, "Ugh," She groaned as she scraped a piece of mud of her shoes with a small, reluctant finger; Sticking her tongue out in disgust. Then noticed us, Dee could just imagine Alice screaming mentally and she covered her eyes and meekly said, "Dee? Dum?"

"What?" The twins said in unison. They both stared at Alice, then fumbled to put their clothes on, Dee of course, finishing first. "A-Alice. . ., Why are you here?" Dee asked nervously. He was actually pretty nervous, he wasn't expected a sneak attack like that. "Who cares," Dum said, "I'm just glad she's here," He grinned at her; Triggering another blush.

Alice stepped out of the bushes carefully, (But not carefully enough) but her dress snagged onto a small sharp branch and she toppled over, face first.

"Well that was uncalled for," Ace looked both amused and sympathetic. That face that Ace had at that point was enough to make Dee want to punch his face in, take his axe swing it around, and then stomp all over him. (I'm bad with violence)

Dee rushed to ease Alice up while Dum was still sitting there, his mind processing the spontaneous scene in front of him. Just as Dee had Alice by the hand and was helping her off; Dusting the pebbles and things of that sorta off of her apron, Dum burst into laughter. Another reason to fight his brother, he thought. Adding to his mental list of things his brother had done to piss him off miserably.

The Hare, then walked up. "I knew it was one of you being loud!" Dum stopped and stared. 'Oh great,' Thought Dee, 'Knowing him, he's going to start a fight.'

"Oh, hey stupid Hare. What're you doing here?"

'Yep, I knew it.' Dee decided to take Alice back to the clock tower, Whether Dum liked it or not. The fight continued and escalated :

"I. Am. Not. A. Hare." Elliot growled, his words lined with venom.

"Fine, Rabbit."

Elliot began to shoot randomly at Dum; Who ran around, dodging every bullet successfully. Dee took this as his chance and faced Alice, "This is going to take a while . . .," Alice looked up and nodded slowly, the words in her mind yet to reach her mouth.

"I should probably go, as fun as this seems," Ace scratched his head and started off in a random direction.

Dee took Alice's hand in his and turned around, walking and chatting with Alice.

The last scene that Dum saw before a bullet whizzed by his chest - burning him effectively - was Dee, hand in hand with Alice. His arm across her back, hand resting at her waist; A light pink on both of their cheeks as they laughing and walked off into the distance.


Bold is what is happened on Dum's part. Regular is Dee's part. Just for cool-ness :D


-Dum woke up in a cold sweat.

Dee sat at the gate, staring at the usual place Dum would be in. Alice walked up a little later, saying she wanted to meet Dum. Being a gentleman, he let her through and directed her to his room.

-He tried various times before he gave up and laid there, until a silent, barely audible creak sounded, meaning someone - or something - had just opened his door.

As Dee walked back, he kicked a stone. He knew why Alice was there to see Dum, and not him. He just knew it.

-"Hi Dum," In her hand she held a tray, filled with foods, tea, and an assortment of snacks. "Oh, Hi," Dum unconsciously eyed the tray, "Is that for me?" He asked; Bringing his face up, locking his red eyes with Alice's green ones.

Back at the gate, Dee punched the brick towers on either side of the gate. Swearing. He fell down and sat, burying his face in his wrists, sad as a guy could be when rejected. But the tears didn't come out.

-"So," He managed between mouthfuls of chocolate, "What's your relationship with Dee?" He swallowed.

A frog hopped by, croaking it's song.

-"Lean closer," She blushed a little more, "I want to make sure only you can hear it."

Dee cried. He did. Only choked sounds could be heard as he buried his face into his sleeves. Crying his heart out. He heard a clacking noise and stopped momentarily, Boss. "The young miss certainly enjoys stomping on our love, doesn't she?" It was just that phrase that made Dee continue his crying fit, Blood, this time did not scold him. Nor did he tell him to continue his job, he'd let this slide, the first time.

Regular P.O.V.

All he could do was sit there, mouth wide, while Alice fumbled to get out of the room. As if something in there was threatening to kill her.

Dum's face burst into a mad blush as he - ignoring the pain and best he could - ran out of the room and after Alice. Dee saw Alice run toward him - or at least toward to gate - at full speed. Stopping shortly to chat somewhat with him before spotting Dum running after her.

He ran up to her, surprising her a lot, and pulled her in for the most passionate kiss ever in Wonderland. Dee's heart hurt at seeing this, but he smiled gently.

"I..." He breathed heavily, "Love you." He stared up at her and tried to grin, but all that showed was a lopsided smile.

Alice covered her mouth as tears streamed down her face, tears of joy. "I love you too."

'What a nice love,' Dee thought, melancholic. As the 2 walked back to Dum's room, Dum stood from behind, Watching them silently; Wiping a small tear, stinging the corner of his eye.


I'm so mean. Making Dum have Alice.

I almost cried writing this if not for the rock music I was playing.

A lot of repeated quotes from Dum's, but I did say it was going to be the same except from Dee's P.O.V.
The Italics is hard to see, So I split it between paragraphs. Apparently my underline doesn't show. Hopefully the paragraphing helped.

Still thinking about which Joker to do first~! I like Black's Yandere-ness, but I love how White is sneaky like that. . .
(I know, I'll do a Fan-Fic with all of them! *Jk Jk*)