Family

By dark-angel-rising

Reviews!

Ladyvella42 – Ah well, yes, I have strange obsessions too. hehe, I'm getting help soon. JK. No, I don't watch Futurama, but I really did have a robot santa until it sort of disappeared. Yeah, I'm feeling slightly obsessed with Star Wars right now, should go away in a couple of weeks…the doctor says so… Poor Dartzy…

Komo Pineconeseed – Really? Wow, no one has ever said that before! WEEE! You hear that Matt! There are people in the world who appreciate my talents! HA! Even though I'm like in middle school, throwing tantrums has never lost its appeal to me. Imagine a ten thousand year old guy with periwinkle hair do that.

Yeah, that's what I call humor.

Fightingcomet – Yay! You reviewed! He should consider consider show business, he's got such a nice evil laugh… nah, no advil, just some steroids, but that'll actually help him later on in the story…

And now, a word from Dartz….

Dartz: I should have won! I should have won! I should have won! I should have won!

I should have won! I should have won! I should have won! I should have won!

DAR: -.-U


Chapter 4

Alister entered the kitchen his stomach growling hungrily. Strange, they hadn't had breakfast, lunch or dinner for nearly three days straight. The red-haired boy began to raid the fridge, finding only to his dismay a moldy orange, (probably as old as Dartz), half a can of mayo, spinach dip, a frozen bagel, and lettuce. He made a face and reached for the frozen bagel. Shudder shudder.

Suddenly, a certain blonde teen raced into the kitchen, being chased by a certain Aussie, who was holding a roll of duct tape and white-out. Alister dropped the rock/bagel and crawled into a cupboard, peeking out cautiously. Since there had been nothing to eat for days, Valon was getting madder and madder, until he decided to entertain himself and attempt to mummify his comrades with duct tape and paint on their faces in white-out. Why white-out? Because that was the only kind of paint they had. Valon cornered his victim in a… erm, corner, and began slapping tape all over him, while laughing like a maniac.

"HAHA! YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE POWERS OF DUCT TAPE, RAFFY! SURRENDER TO IT! SURRENDER! YOUR PRECIOUS GUARDIAN CARDS CANT SAVE YOU NOW!" He laughed, doing a disturbing victory dance. "You hear me!" he screamed into Raphael's ear, "They can't save you!" Suddenly, nearly transparent, appeared Guardian Iatos (A/N: Is that what it's called?) behind the brunette. The monster whacked the teen over the head with a nearby frying pan, but did not succeed, as Valon didn't even flinch. The creature looked at Raphael, shrugged and disappeared. Valon grinned at the blonde duelist and continued wrapping his comrade with enough duct tape to suffocate an elephant, all the while chantic weird spell he read in one of Dartz books.

Alister watched the barbaric ceremony grimly. Dartz was really starting to loose control. By the way, where was Dartz? They hadn't seem him for a while now…

Bored, he quietly slid out of the cupboard and crawled out of the kitchen in search of Dartz.

o0o

The household of DOOM was eerily quiet. Strange. No screams of torture, no explosions, no sounds of glass breaking, or someone riding their motorbike on the carpets. All was still. In the kitchen, a muscular blonde teen was mummified with duct tape, so that only his face showed. He was dozing on the floor, exhausted from struggling to free himself. In his own room, a small blue-eyed Aussie was snoring, clutching a porno magazine in one hand, and a fully loaded bazooka in the other. And in the living room, a redhead was lying asleep on the couch drooling on a pillow. (ew.) They were the only occupans of the house, as the "adult" was currently somewhere in Hawaii, defacing pictures of Darth Vader. But the three teens didn't know that yet.

The redhead was the first to wake up, and feeling slightly mischevious, he carefully crept to Valon's room, and taking a running start, pounced on top of the Australian, causing the latter to scream out, fling his magazine across the room, attack his assailant with a blind punch. Amazingly enough, it hit Alister square in the face. He cried out in fury and began punching the smaller boy into oblivion. The two tussled for a moment before a single shot rang through the house.

Valon and Alister both raised their heads and looked at the bullet-sized hole in the wall.

Oh. Holy. Shit. Dartz was going to kill them.

(once again, I could stop here, but nah..)

The two boys were running all over the house, searching for something that would help then cover up the hole in Valon's wall.

"What if we try the library and see if there's a book there about fixing walls?" he asked, leaning against a wall. Valon shrugged. "Yeah, but most of the books are either Dummies books or stuff written in Atlantean." The two headed off to the library, shuddering. Urgh… books. Whe they entered, they saw such a horrible thing before them that it's too horrible to mention. Oh well, you're mature enough. They saw hundreds upon hundreds of books. Shuddering, the two split up, both searching for a book to help them cover up the bullet-hole. Suddenly, something occurred to Valon.

"Alister! We cant read remember?" He called out, looking at a book title in confusion. The redhaired boy poked his head out from behind a bookcase, panic etched all over his face.

"Oh no, Raffy is the only one that reads! " He exclaimed running out of the library.

o0o

Raphael was still rubbing his arms painfully as he looked through the bookshelves. Beside him, Valon rolled his eyes.

"Oh come on Raffy, think positively! Now your arms and legs will be silky smooth for weeks to come!" Nearby, Alister giggled. "You sound like a commercial Vally!" He laughed, disturbing the Aussie effectively.

Raphael's eye twitched. Turning to the two younger boys growling menacingly.

"First, never call me Raffy again, second, that really hurt. I have very sensitive skin. Third, if you two don't stop acting like morons, there's no way in HELL that I will help you."

Valon grinned wickedly at the blond, crooning mockingly,

"Sorry, RAFFY, I didn't know you could swear."

Raphel's eye twitched again before launching himself at the annoying Aussie.

Alister just stood back and sweatdropped.

o0o

After the fistfight, (which, surprisingly enough, Valon won) Raphael loaded the two younger boys with books. He snickered as he watched the two of them struggle up a flight of stairs. The library only had two or so books on fxing things, but what fun would it be if they only had to carry two books? They deserved it, besides, they needed to train. Valon had absolutely no upper body strength whatsoever. Heh heh.


A/N: Wow, this was in interesting chapter. It's fun to mummify someone with duct tape! WEEEEE! Yeah, I'm done now. Please review… cuz you all know how much I love reviews!

p.s. with finals coming up, my updates may get a little slower, but I'm not abandoning this story, so don't flame me!

DAR, signing off!