ABBY'S ADDICTION

A/N: Thanks for the lovely review that were waiting for me when I came back from holidays. Here's the latest chapter, so enjoy. As I live in Australia, NCIS is behind, and I just saw 'Twilight' the other night. Needless to say I was not happy. So I'm going to be in denial for a while. Kate is not dead, and I didn't cry in the season final. So don't expect any post-Twilight, reflections on Kate's death from me. It's comedy and tate-ish sexual tension all the way!

The team headed down to the basement to meet Abby. She had paged Gibbs with a message that she had made a breakthrough in the case. Which was good, because they didn't really have much to work with. Just a bunch of crazy songs with hidden messages. Gibbs, McGee, Kate and Tony exited the elevator. Bursting out of the speaker was a boppy tune, which made them all cringe.

"Please Abby," Gibbs said tiredly, handing her her beloved Caff-Pow "we've had enough music for one day!"

"Yay! Gibbs, you brought me my Caff-Pow!" She snatched the drink of a bewildered Gibbs and took a big gulp. The music changed and a spotlight shone down on Abby.

"Oh, no!" Kate cried "Not again!"

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, how was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right yeah

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, I shouldn't have let you go

But now you're by my side yeah

You're just the way

I like you to be

Oh precious Caff-Pow

Cause I need you right now

What? Because…

My loneliness is killing me (yeah)

I must confess, I need my sleep

(Need my sleep)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind

It's pick me up time

Hit me Caff-Pow, one more time!

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, the reason I drink is you

Oh, you've got me addicted

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, there's nothing I wouldn't do

That's just the way the corporations planned it!

You're just the way

I like you to be

Oh precious Caff-Pow

Cause I need you right now

What? Because…

Abby rips off her black coat to reveal a black and grey tartan skirt, her hair is in pigtails. Gibbs, McGee, Kate and Tony surround her, mirroring her dance moves and doing back up vocals.

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, how was I supposed to know

Oh Caff-Pow, Caff-Pow, I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess, that my loneliness, is killing me now

Don't you know I need my sleep

That you will be here; it's pick me up time

Hit me Caff-Pow, one more time!

My loneliness is killing me (yeah)

I must confess, I need my sleep

(Need my sleep)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind

It's pick me up time

Hit me Caff-Pow, one more time!

The lights returned to normal and the team suddenly realised what had happened.

"Wow! That's never happened before!" Abby cried, clapping.

"And lets hope it never does," Gibbs replied.

"Um, Abby, so what did you find out?" Kate asked, changing the subject.

"Okay, the coloured glass was from a beer bottle. I did find a partial print on it, and military records I.D it as belonging to a Petty-Officer Simon Lurch."

"The best friend," Tony said.

"I also cleaned up the tape recorder," Abby said "it goes on about birds for an hour. Then it gets really interesting."

She punched a few buttons on the computer.

"Hey, look at them birds fighting, it's trying to steal that birds woman!"

"What, you mean like you stole mine!"

"Man, that was once! In college, give it a rest!"

"Yeah, well, old habits die hard."

"Travis, I told you before, I'm not sleeping with Jenny!"

"Fine!"

There was a pause on the tape.

"What are you doing, Simon? Simon!"

The tape crackled and stopped.

"That was all I could retrieve," Abby said, "it was pretty damaged."

"Okay, good job Abs," Gibbs said "Tony and Kate, I need you to visit the wife. McGee, you're coming with me to talk to Lurch."

"M-me, boss?" McGee stuttered.

"Is there anyone else called McGee here?" Gibbs snapped.

Tony hit McGee over the head. The four of them entered the elevator. Tony started humming the song, which prompted Gibbs to hit him over the head.

"Sorry boss," he replied "but you've got to admit, it was a catchy song."

A/N: For those of you who want to sing along while reading the song, it was 'Baby One More Time' by Britney 'the skank' Spears. Do not take me using the song as an indication I like her music, as that would be a lie. I just wanted to make fun of it a bit! So some feedback would be nice…what are you waiting for! Review my damn story! Lol, please!