FMA Dare Show Thing

New: Hello peoples and welcome to FMA Dare Show Thing!

Edward: Really?

New: Yes really.

Alphonse: Brother I'm so sorry for treating you bad the last two chapters!

Edward: It's okay Al...

Sandy: You see Kenza dared him to be mean to you for two chapters.

Edward: Oh...

New: NEW REVIEWER HURRAY!

Sandy: These dares are brought to you by, Loki The Evil Goddess!

Hi! I'm a fan of yours so I thought I'd check this out. Anyway, I have a dare!

New: Yes! A FAN! Bring on the dares!

Edward: *cackles evilly* Oh Edward, you are so dead. I dare you to put on a wedding dress, smear pie on your face and run around the street screaming 'THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!'

Edward: I AM SO NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

New: Oh, but you will Edward... You will... *hands Ed wedding dress*

Sandy: *hands Edward pie*

New: Now go get ready.

Edward: *goes into room of changing*

Roy: How long will this take?

New: Not long. Wait...

Edward: *comes out of room of changing in wedding dress* I hate you all... *takes pie and smashes it in face*

New: HAHAHAHAHAHA!.!..!... *laughs hysterically*

Edward: Not funny... *goes out on street and starts running* THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

Everyone: *laughs*

Sandy: Okay... Next dare!

Al: *hands him a box of kittens* Keep the kittens and if Ed tries to take them away from you, let them attack him (only while your acting like you hate Ed).

Alphonse: THANK YOU! I'LL LOVE THEM, AND HUG THEM, AND CALL THEM FRED!

Edward: Why would you name them Fred?

Alphonse: It's from Bugs Bunny...

Edward: What's that?

New: You don't know what Bugs Bunny is? Into room of TV!

Edward: *goes into room of TV*

Sandy: While he does that, let's move on shall we...

Winry: I dare you to wear a mini skirt.

Winry: Okay! *goes into room of changing*

Alphonse: I love you Fred!

New: You actually named them Fred?

Alphonse: Just one...

Winry: *comes out of room of changing in a miniskirt*

Roy: I dare you to hit on Winry while she's wearing the mini skirt in front of Riza and then apologize to Riza and take her on a date.

Roy: But Winry's not my type...

New: Just do the dare Roy.

Roy: Bu-

New: NO BUTS!

Roy: Fine... *walks over and starts hitting on Winry*

Winry: Umm... Roy?

Roy: Yes?

Winry: Your disgusting! Get away from me! *beats Roy with a wrench*

Riza: *watching all of this*

Winry: *continues beating Roy*

Roy: *hides behind Riza* I'm sorry Lieutenant... Now let's go on that date.

Roy and Riza: *go on date*

New: Have fun!

That's all and I hope you like the dare!

Sandy: We very much enjoyed the dares!

Edward: I didn't...

Alphonse: I did!

New: Anyways come again Loki The Evil Goddess!

Edward: Good riddance...

Sandy: Be nice! *hits Ed*

Alphonse: So that's it for this chapter?

New: Yes, now Ed you say it!

Edward: Say what?

New: You should know by now.

Edward: Well I don't.

New: *pulls on Ed's hair continually* Say it.

Edward: Hey! Let go! I'll say it alright!

New: *lets go of Ed's hair*

Edward: REVIEW!