FMA Dare Show Thing
New: Hello peoples and welcome to FMA Dare Show Thing!
Edward: Really?
New: Yes really.
Alphonse: Brother I'm so sorry for treating you bad the last two chapters!
Edward: It's okay Al...
Sandy: You see Kenza dared him to be mean to you for two chapters.
Edward: Oh...
New: NEW REVIEWER HURRAY!
Sandy: These dares are brought to you by, Loki The Evil Goddess!
Hi! I'm a fan of yours so I thought I'd check this out. Anyway, I have a dare!
New: Yes! A FAN! Bring on the dares!
Edward: *cackles evilly* Oh Edward, you are so dead. I dare you to put on a wedding dress, smear pie on your face and run around the street screaming 'THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!'
Edward: I AM SO NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
New: Oh, but you will Edward... You will... *hands Ed wedding dress*
Sandy: *hands Edward pie*
New: Now go get ready.
Edward: *goes into room of changing*
Roy: How long will this take?
New: Not long. Wait...
Edward: *comes out of room of changing in wedding dress* I hate you all... *takes pie and smashes it in face*
New: HAHAHAHAHAHA!.!..!... *laughs hysterically*
Edward: Not funny... *goes out on street and starts running* THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!
Everyone: *laughs*
Sandy: Okay... Next dare!
Al: *hands him a box of kittens* Keep the kittens and if Ed tries to take them away from you, let them attack him (only while your acting like you hate Ed).
Alphonse: THANK YOU! I'LL LOVE THEM, AND HUG THEM, AND CALL THEM FRED!
Edward: Why would you name them Fred?
Alphonse: It's from Bugs Bunny...
Edward: What's that?
New: You don't know what Bugs Bunny is? Into room of TV!
Edward: *goes into room of TV*
Sandy: While he does that, let's move on shall we...
Winry: I dare you to wear a mini skirt.
Winry: Okay! *goes into room of changing*
Alphonse: I love you Fred!
New: You actually named them Fred?
Alphonse: Just one...
Winry: *comes out of room of changing in a miniskirt*
Roy: I dare you to hit on Winry while she's wearing the mini skirt in front of Riza and then apologize to Riza and take her on a date.
Roy: But Winry's not my type...
New: Just do the dare Roy.
Roy: Bu-
New: NO BUTS!
Roy: Fine... *walks over and starts hitting on Winry*
Winry: Umm... Roy?
Roy: Yes?
Winry: Your disgusting! Get away from me! *beats Roy with a wrench*
Riza: *watching all of this*
Winry: *continues beating Roy*
Roy: *hides behind Riza* I'm sorry Lieutenant... Now let's go on that date.
Roy and Riza: *go on date*
New: Have fun!
That's all and I hope you like the dare!
Sandy: We very much enjoyed the dares!
Edward: I didn't...
Alphonse: I did!
New: Anyways come again Loki The Evil Goddess!
Edward: Good riddance...
Sandy: Be nice! *hits Ed*
Alphonse: So that's it for this chapter?
New: Yes, now Ed you say it!
Edward: Say what?
New: You should know by now.
Edward: Well I don't.
New: *pulls on Ed's hair continually* Say it.
Edward: Hey! Let go! I'll say it alright!
New: *lets go of Ed's hair*
Edward: REVIEW!
