Me: Hmm, it wasn't 3:03 when I wrote this, but oh well.

Max: Interesting…

Alex: -omegles-

Me: Is that even a word?

"Nudge! Go to bed!" Max screamed from downstairs.

Nudge looked at the clock. It was 3:03.

3:03...

Sean burst through my door. "I'm not your boyfriend baby!" He yelled. "I'm not your cute little sex toy."

Nudge just looked at him blankly. "What?"

"What can I say? Three babies in the backseat singing."

"Too you!" Someone chorused.

"Hey DJ won't you play that song."

"For me!" The invisible voice chorused again.

Nudge was still beyond confused. "Who are you?"

He ignored her question. "Tell me baby pretty baby, that this house isn't a graveyard. Tell me how to stay strong."

"And carry you home!" The unidentifiable voice sang.

Nudge looked around for the invisible man. "What the crap!" She yelled.

A man appeared in front of her. "This is 3Oh!3!"

Katy Perry appeared in a puff of red smoke. "Cause I just set them up, just set them up, just set them up."

"Cause I!" The trio chorused.

Sean stepped forward. "Cause I-"

Nudge's last strand of sanity snapped. "Shut up!" She screamed. "I love your music, but what the hell are you doing here! I mean what is your problem?" She stood up and glared at them.

"Don't trust a ho. Never trust a ho. Won't cause a ho won't trust me."

Nudge screamed in annoyance. "Go away!"

They did.

I'd like to say that that was the end of Nudge's stressful night.

But it wasn't

About five minutes later, when Nudge was just about to fall asleep, someone stepped into her room through the window. She leaped to her feet and prepared for a fight.

Instead a cute guy strutted into the room singing as he went.

"Not another one." Nudge groaned. "Why are you here?"

He smiled. "If you got money, you get in for free."

She thought about smacking him. He had a pretty face, but it would be prettier with his mouth closed.

He gestured behind him. "This little girl was alone in the world. Until she found a way to get a fix for free. Oh pretty please. It breaks my heart to see another tragedy. She finally got her picture on TV."

Things were getting out of control. Was that Ke$ha walking in?

"Come on! Live it up while you can."

With a glance back at the Cobra Starship guy, she moved towards Ke$ha. "Hey! I love your stuff, but I would really appreciate it if you left.

"Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah. Zip your lip like a padlock-"

"SHUT UP AND GET OUT!" Nudge thundered angrily.

Ke$ha glared at her, but left anyway.

She turned towards the Cobra Starship guy who was lounging across her chair. "I know you're type. You're Max's little girl. Just take a bite. Let me shake up your world. 'Cause just one night couldn't be so wrong. I'm gonna make you lose control." He sang.

Nudge could hold back her smile. "You make them good girls go bad." She whispered as he walked over to her. It was cute, but creepy. Let's lean more towards creepy.

Max: Ew.

Me: Well, I was going to make it you instead of Nudge, but I thought you would be made fun of enough throughout the night. No reason to give me more blackmail against you.

Max: Hmm, I'm starting to like this story.

Me: Thought you would.

Alex: -still omegles-

Me: Maybe I shouldn't have shown her that site...

Me&Max&Alex