disclaimer I do not own the Penguins of Madagascar or the poem two dead boys.

I woke up before the guys and looked at the clock 4 am how did I wake up so early? Well its probobly just a side effect of the ray baby size baby hours, now what to do? I looked around the HQ and noticed the T.V. I grabbed the remote and turned it on suddenly the Spongebob theme song was screaming through the HQ
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?" I grabbed the remote and turned it waay down
"Spongebob Squarepants" appearently it was too late
"what are you watching?" Skipper and the guys were behind me they looked tired and annoyed
"well I woke up and was bored so I turned on the t.v. to find Spongebob on and the volume was too loud and I'm sorry" I looked down hoping the innocent act was going to sighed
"fine we're already up so what is this show about?"
"what you don't know about the best show in the history of the universe" I stared at him actually shocked
"uh no"
"okay well this is about the adventures of a sponge named Spongebob Squarepants he lives in Bikini Bottom with his friends and every episode is different so we will have to find out."
"okay" they all sat beside me the theme finished and the title popped up it said life of crime
"ooo I love this one" they looked at me
"how do you know this is the one you love?"
"because I read the title" they all looked at me
"what?"
"y-you can read?" Kowalski was shocked
"yeah it's pretty easy"
"so then what is this episode about"
"thats easy Spongebob and Patrick steal a balloon and think their in trouble because they don't know it's free day so they leave Bikini Bottom and their only food is a chocolate bar for each of them Patrick eats his right away and beleives Spongebob stole his and eventually they run to the police and get arrested for two seconds then their told its free day and the police give them each a lollipop and Patrick eats his right away and then asks who stole it then its over."
"wow"
"are you sure that's this episode?" Kowalski asked
"well if I read the title right" we watched as Spongebob slowly ate his chocolate bar and soon the episode was done.
"told you so"
"so you can read"
"yes I thought we estabilished that"
"we will have to test to see if your lying"
"okay but how if you can't read then how will you test?"
"A child dropped this slip of paper the other day so we will go to the chimps habitat and you will read it then they will read it after."
"okay lets go"
at the chimps habitat
"okay lets read this thing" I looked it was a poem
"Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;

The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came and killed those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;

A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek and suddenly drowned;

The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too
."
the chimps read it over
"yes that is what this paper reads so Jakie can read now we're going back to bed"
"Night" I said as we left but we weren't heading for our habitat we went to the otter habitat and just walked in without knocking.

An otter was sleeping unaware of her snoring as we walked over Skipper started poking her and she woke up

"huh wha-" she was half asleep

"can you watch Jakie after zoo hours?" Skipper asked

"yeah sure whatever..." she started to go back to sleep

"...wait who's Jakie?" he gestured to me I gave a shy wave.

"okay... I'm going back to bed" we left and went back to our habitat

"who's the otter?" I asked because I had to pretend that I was innocent and didn't know a thing
"She's Marlene and Marlene is going to watch you after zoo hours"

"okie dokie umm what do I do during zoo hours?"

"just act cute and cuddly"

"okay. when do we open?"

"by my calculations... now" people started walking into the zoo we were soon surrounded. I jumped in the water and started swimming around hearing various 'awww's'. After I jumped out and waddled around the berg Skipper was telling the guys what to do I heard music and looked at the lemur habitat and they were dancing quite impressively. I sat and watched them for a while but I must've fallen asleep at some point because Private woke me up.

"Jakie it's time to go to Marlene's"

"okay" I said sitting up and yawning. We went over and after the penguins left time for operation scardy baby I went over to Marlene

"Hewwo"

"hi"

"i'm bored" I stated looking around the room

"well what do you want to do?"

"ummm.." I noticed a grate on the ground. I peered down

"where does this lead?"

"the sewers"

"cool lets go"

"I don't think we should go..." I wasn't listening as I looked for something to get the grate off with I saw a crowbar and started prying off the grate.

"what are you doing?"

"trying to get the grate off"

"but we shouldn't..." I jumped on the crowbar and the lid popped off

"who's going first?"

"but.."

"okay i'll go" I jumped down before she could protest and found myself landing in a river of sludge I climbed out sputtering

"disgusting" I heard a splash and soon Marlene was with me

"little tardy to the party"

"why are we in the sewers?"

"because they are interesting maybe we will meet an alligator" I said happily

"maybe we should go back.." Marlene seemed scared

"nah it's boring back there"

"but its safe"

"is it. Is it really" I looked at her.

"yes it is now we should go" I heard a scuffling sound from around a corner

"what was that?"

"ooo maybe it's a alligator let's look"

"but if it is wouldn't that be dangerous?"

"we won't know if we don't go" I started and heard her following. I peered around the corner and saw a alligator

"Marlene it's a alligator" I said excitedly I always wanted to see a alligator

"Hello there" the Alligator said

"uh hello"

"I'm Roger"

"I'm Jakie"

"hey Roger"

"oh hi Marlene"

"you guys know eachother?"

"yup"

"well I'm bored lets continue" I grabbed Marlene's wrist

"bye Roger" I dragged marlene for a little while around another corner I saw a sign that said 'Danger Ahead'

"ooo my kind of place"

"how do you know?"

"that sign clearly says 'Danger Ahead'"

"wait.. you can read?"

"yesh and lets go"

"but if its dangerous shouldn't we head the other direction?"

"well that would take the fun out of it are you in or out?" I held out my flipper

"fine" we walked into the darkness.

dunn dunn dunnnnn. cliffhanger gasp what is waiting around the corner? well some might be able to guess but oh well. please review I really appreciate them

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