This whole chapter is Oliver's opinion on the characters, I've been writing about so far. Not All of them are published in the story yet, but I'm letting you know what your in for.
Also please tell me what you think! At this time your opinions are crucial to what happens next.
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Profiles; according to Oliver, because he gave the shortest answers, and I like him more.
Tonio: Tonio isn't a bad guy. He just likes weird stuff, and he's makes money off of it. He's a good writer, from what I've read, but a lot of his stuff is for adult. And they look pretty popular, so he must be good at what he does…
Also stay away from his Cinnamon Beer. I can't stress that enough. It's a recipe from his great-great aunt or grandmother, something, and it's said to have the power to turn anger into lust. Making you have FEELS for the first guy that pisses you off!
That stuff is more dangerous than the creator.
Prima: She a terrible mom, I know she's trying, but with her shota complex it's not possible. She's my aunt in away she's taken care of my education since I was five (it's the only thing she's done right) and she took me in before the rest of my "family" could.
…She's a good business woman and she's not bad in fashion. Plus she's still rich despite how much she spends.
…I'd like her more if she didn't get so much pleasure in seeing me dressing in drag so much.
I get tired of maid out fits you know.
Lily: Lily is actually one of the sanest people I've met since I got to Japan, and that includes Piko. Have you seen him go off on a geek rant? He'd lose sooooo many fans, if they saw that.
She became Tonio's maid due to the fact she saved her life from being sold on the slave market. She's been employed to him for eight years. When I asked her, what is it like to work for Tonio she says "Can't complain." She is the strongest woman I've ever met. And I mean that mentally and physically.
She also one of the prettiest I'll admit, no matter what she wears she looks good in it. Ironically, she's a fashion major at the nearby university. The funny thing is even though she's the pride of the fashion department she never uses any of her talent on herself.
I think that's what makes her cute ((Oliver thinks ever girl is cute. He sees past their faults and sees all their cut points. Whether they like it, or not.))
Piko: Piko is a strange case when I met him I had this strange déjà vu when I met him like we'd met before. I'd have to same he's attractive; he's got two different color eyes for heaven's sake! And what does he use on his skin?!
He has a unique sense of style, and I give him 8 out of 10 for his hair. It's silky and the shape is original, but it makes him look like a girl. He's also a lot taller than me, and sometimes he uses that against me. Like staring me down, he's real good at that.
He's also a good actor.
…Don't tell him I told you that…He'll never leave me alone, and he's so annoying when he's happy. More than when he's angry…although when he turns red, like when he blushes…*clears throat* moving on!
Len: …..I really wanna say he's a tool, but I know there are girls who hate me if I say that ((note: Servant of Evil. Oliver is correct Len is kinda a tool)) so I'm going to say….he's a Magnet; for weirdoes and fanatics.
I've never met such a person who give me goose bumps and make me what to hug them at the same time.
He's good-looking that's for sure! I've seen girls swarm behind him even if he covers his face. The way he talks and walks it screams
I really can't stand him, and yet…
(Warning: I'm about to pull a Helga Pataki) I admire the guy. He follows his dreams despite what has happen in his life, and he cares about his friends and the people around him. If I was a girl I'd have fallen for him at first site, despite my better judgment.
B-but, I'm a guy, and I like girls so I'm not in love with him, no matter what Aunt Prima, Tonio and even Lily say. I like guys as guys and girls as girls, that's all!
Rin: Rin makes Len look normal. I didn't think it was possible, but she does.
You look at her smoking hot brother and then you see her, and you're like WHOA! She's hot, and you forget other girls for a sec, and forget what you're doing, and… then her brother slaps you in the head!
She's super cute, but she's not innocent. She knows how to handle guys I'll tell you that. Not I'd like to know Rin personally that way! She'd eat me up and CHEW ME OUT! But, she nice to shop with and she know what color suits me perfectly.
Just the other day we were picking matching outfits for…..Oh, watashi wa sono yōna bakada. ((I'm such an idiot))
Rei: Rei-sama is not a guy I'd like to cross. His fan girls aren't in the millions, but they are deadly. He's the only guy I'd let within 3 inches of me, without smacking them on reflex. He's like a Ōji-sama, a prince, who everyone fauns over. I call him Rei-sama and Kagene-sama because it's my way of saying I like you, but I'm not your follower.
Also Piko gets a kick out it. He's does this giggle thought drives Rei crazy.
He and Piko are on the same show, but Rei gets more parts because he's the main character, and his good looks.
He and Len must be from the same gene pool, because they act so alike.
Except for the black hair and gold eyes, they could be twins.
Gakapo: *0* He's a samurai! He looks like one, and he so freaking cool, we'd need to take some Rei's cool points, just to make sure he's got enough. To be honest I like him. Or maybe it's his hair. I like his hair. Long, flowing and purple. Yeah, I can't even deny I like this guy.
I don't know his story, but I want to. *o* ((I think Oliver just shipped himself with meaning to 0.o))
Mikuo: Even though he's related to the greatest Vocaloid of all time, he doesn't have a huge ego over it. He's just loud.
He tends to be the loudest guy where ever he is by nature. Even if he's talks low, later he'll just burst out loud laughing at a joke.
He's a drummer, and a really good one I might add, but he hung out with some soiled rich kids, Luki and his sister, Luke; back when he was a naughty kid.
He's gotten better in high school because he got into a decent school.
He also used to have a crush on Rin, from what Len tells me. "That's how we got him to join the band." It was also, how Rin convinced them to let her in the band.
Ryuto/Gachapo: Ryuto is Meat. Fresh Meat. I'd gladly through him to the wolves [Prima and Tonio] He's not my best friend, and he knows it. He clings to the others, but I don't even try to be friends with him. But, for some reason he comes crawling in my bed in the middle of the night, and I find him curled under my chin the next morning. And I know better than to wake him.
One because he's cute when keeps his mouth shut and two…
He rises out of his sleep the same way I do. M-A-D. And just plain grouchy.
Course how does he think I feel when he's snuggling his head on my tummy.
No! It is NOT cute! It's…a hindrance! Wakes me up every time, and I've grown so used to it that one night when Piko came into the wrong room (drank too much sake I guess) he crawled in my bed and I snuggled with him! And I said "Ryuto-kun~" in my sleep, unconsciously, like the baka I am. And Ryuto hadn't even stayed over that night!
I can't believe he's related to Gakapo-senpai! There nothing alike! And no, I don't want to talk about Piko's reaction the next morning. Next!
Gumo/Gumiya: *blush* Can we skip this one? ...I thought not, it was worth a try.
Gumiya is the smartest bloke I ever met, but he's also the…the most affectionate guy I've ever met. And, and by affectionate I mean he likes to be a comfort to others! He's a good shoulder to cry on.
Um…this is so awkward…I can't finish without giving away spoilers! *blush*
Gumo's cool, and I believe he'll go places, but he's not my type.
….t-that is if I had a type of guy, but I like girls and…uh…Okay, next is Gumi!
Gumi: Gumi is like the ultimate love interest character, she stays by the side of Len, and she's kind, and encouraging, but she's also a hypocrite. She gets bullied for being too nice to Len, and when Len tries to help, it gets worse.
She won't even let Rin help her.
And Piko just sits there and listens to her, and she fell for him, not Len, and it feel like a Korean drama. And for some reason she sees me as her rival?! What did I do?!
Neru: She's popular. That is exactly what I'll say years later, at my high school reunion. "She sure was dang popular, back when we were in school!"
Nero: Nero's brother. He has a major identity crisis, since not even the teacher's bother to learn his name.
Actually, he's kinda cool.
And he's into shoujo manga; he's a snappy dresser too!
Teto: She's like a mini Aunt Prima…and it's scary. O.O
OLIVER: …My name is Oliver, I have a bird name James he's my only friend, but I'm okay with that. I'm often GLOMPED for no reason except "You're just SO cute~" And I'm used to it.
I'm usually dressed in lots of Lolita outfits (Unless, I'm at school). Mostly Maid Lolita, but I've gotten used to that too.
What I haven't gotten used to is;
Bloomers-they're too tight
People calling me a loli-that's for little girls!
People calling me a shota! I'm not a ****in' wanker, you ******!
Stalkers- they exist? *looks* O.M.G!
Guys wanting to have their way me! And making me a uke! Really people?! Really!
I often tell people me dream is to own my reverse (male) harem. Which is not true (Megapoid, I mean this statement for you), I actually want to be a singer, but not just any singer. I wanna be a singer that touches every heart in every audience member, TV viewer, every blogger, and Youtube viewer. I want them to have my songs etched in their hearts, and have tears fall from their faces.
I wanna stand beside Hatsune Miku, and the other Vocaloids, and…*whimper*
((Please wait a moment, we are having technical difficulties with our Vocaloid.- Ollie-chan don't cry, you only make the fan girls want you more…well that's…I'm sure someday you will…Okay, I'll tell them…Ollie's okay now everyone. He just got a little overtaken by his own words. Okay, Oliver-kun! Two more to go okay…?Alright, here we go!))
Later characters include;
Luka: Luka is gorgeous! End of decision! Anymore and there'll be spoilers!
Luki: Luki has a way of making bad things feel really good. And yes, I did mean that in the way you were thinking. Luki is a bad influence, and I shall hate to admit that it doesn't matter if you boy or girl-
He is Luka's brother!
And his sexy bad boy face will turn anyone on.
And Hatsune Miku! ((Coming Soon))
Keep reading next chapter is coming real soon! ;)
