A/N: Okay, this suggestion came from yugioh fan again! The title is 'Like A Boss!' and I really liked the idea. Her prompt was that Dartz and Kaiba switch companies. I'm not really sure of what Dartz's company does, because I haven't gotten there in the series yet, but I'm going to use their abridged personalities to make you guys laugh! ^_^ So I apologize for any inaccuracies. I will hint at puppyshipping in this chapter.

Also, Yugioh fan... you LOVE me?!

I'm not ready for any kind of commitment, but you can visit any time you like. :-P

Just kidding, I know what you meant, and awww, I love you too!

Like A Boss!

I was sitting patiently at my desk, filing papers tediously. I had been doing the same exact thing all day, and it now felt robotic and useless. I needed something new, a new challenge to help me. I needed to do something different.

"Kaiba, sir, you have a visitor." My secretary's voice cut through my concentration, and I paused briefly before allowing a smirk to grace my face.

(+2 dead puppies)

That mutt always came around this time, without fail, once a week. I supposed that he liked to argue and relieve stress, and I wasn't complaining. He was a change, something different, and I liked to show off for him. He gave me a break from the tedious piles of paperwork that were always stacked high on my desk.

"Do you want me to send him in?" She prompted, and I rolled my eyes.

"Don't you always?" I asked. There was a brief pause on the other line.

"But sir, this isn't your puppy." She said.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE I CALL HIM THAT! What if the person in the other room heard?!" I demanded, now angry at my secretary. She'd overheard me call Joey that once, and ever since she'd taken to referring to him as my puppy. It doesn't bother me any, (in fact, I like the ring of it.) but I'm scared to death that he'll hear it and the mutt will find out I'm actually fond of him.

"Should I send him up or not?" She asked. I really would fire her if she wasn't so darn nice to Mokuba.

"Sure, send him up." I said. I didn't know who it was yet, but I supposed it couldn't hurt to have a break and talk to someone.

At least, that's what I thought before Dartz busted through the door.

"Alright Rich Douche, I have a proposition for you! You will run my company, and I will run yours for a while!" Dartz said. I took a moment to admire the pink hair before rolling my eyes.

"Kaiba, your puppy is here." My secretary voiced. "I'm sending him on up."

Remind me to maim her later on.

"I'm not switching companies with you Dartz." I growled, going back to my papers.

"You are getting a puppy, Kaiba?" Dartz asked.

"Why would you choose to focus on that? No, I'm not getting a puppy." I replied. I just wanted Dartz to go away so I could spend time with-er, fight, with Joey in peace.

"Well then why did she say you had a puppy on the way?" Dartz asked. Just then, Joey came strolling in looking cute as ever. Wait. Did I really just think that?

"Hey there rich boy." He said, taking a seat. He hadn't even noticed Dartz, which was sort of hard considering he was now sporting bright neon green hair.

"Oh, I get it. So he's your puppy! That's rich!" Dartz said, beginning to laugh. I scowled at him and Joey looked confused.

"No, he is a mutt, hardly puppy material." I said, sending an arrogant glance to Wheeler.

"Screw you too, Kaiba." He said flippantly. This was mostly just routine now, so we were both comfortable with it. We'd throw around some insults, I'd stare at him a little too much when he wasn't looking, and then he'd leave when we offended each other enough.

"No, the secretary refered to him as your puppy." Dartz said. I shot a panicked glance at Joey only to find he was looking at me at the time. Crap.

"Well Kaiba, I had no idea you felt that way." Joey mocked, and I tried not to blush. What the hell, I'd never blushed before in my life! I had other people do that for me.

"The point is, I want you to switch companies with me for a day!" Dartz said. I rolled my eyes.

"Why? What could you possibly have to gain?"

"A change of scenery, Bag Of Douche!" Dartz said. His hair was now orange.

"Are you scared of managing anything else, Kaiba?" Joey asked. I paused. Was he... calling me, Seto Kaiba, scared?

"What was that, Mutt?"

"You heard me, money bags." Joey said. I growled. I didn't have to prove myself to this mutt!...

And yet, I wanted to.

"Fine, Dartz. But, on one condition." I said with a smirk. "If I'm able to do it, for a day without Kaiba Corp, Joey has to do whatever I say for two days." I said with a smirk.

"WHAT?!" Joey exclaimed. I smiled a bit as he recovered with a growl.

Fleabag.

Cute, loveable, sexy fleabag.

"Well, it's only fair." I said. "Unless you're a chicken now, instead of a dog."

"Fine! I accept." Joey said, walking up to my desk and staring me down. He was so close, it would be easy to just lean forward and give him a kiss he wouldn't forget. I bet the mutt would be good at it, too. He'd have nice, soft lips...

"Good." I said, resisting the urge to plant one on him.

"Okay, now, we'll start this tomorrow." I said, sitting back down. Tomorrow was gonna be a long day...

-The Next Day-

"Okay, time to go." I said, climbing into the limo. I'd already told the driver beforehand about the change of destination, so all I'd have to do is wait for my arrival.

After a long time and some water complications, I was inside the company and ready to begin working.

What I wasn't expecting was for the mutt to be standing in the entrance hall, pacing back and forth. Though I had to admit I wasn't completely adverse to the idea of having him there. He could help me do business things.. or distract me from working with those gorgeous lips of his...

"Well well then. Who let the dogs out?" I said, and Wheeler turned to me. I could've sworn that he smiled a little.

"Well, somebody had to make sure you didn't cheat." He said, beginning to follow my brisk pace.

"VALON!" I shouted, seeing him scurry out into the open and look at me as if he were intimidated. I smiled a little, always loving making the little people squirm.

"What does Dartz usually do?" I asked, and Valon paused a moment. "Well?"

"He doesn't really do anything." He replied with a thick Australian accent.

"What?!"

"Our stockholders take care of the business, sir. He just sits there and talks to us." Valon said. My jaw dropped. It was ridiculously stupid to have the stockholders all take care of the business, but whatever. At least I kinda got the day off.

"Okay then." I said, sitting down in an overly large chair. "Valon, fetch the mutt a chair." I said flatly. Valon scurried off but soon returned with a chair, sitting it up next to mine.

"I could've gotten this myself. " The mutt argues once Valon is gone. I rolled my eyes and picked up my cell phone to check on Kaiba Corp, but Joey stopped me. His hand came down on my phone and pinned it down to the table. He was leaning on it and our faces were too close to just be talking.

"What are you doing?" I asked, and he glared at me.

"Well, I'm not letting you check on Kaiba Corp. You said a whole day without it, and I'm holding ya to it." He said pointedly. I rolled my eyes, trying to ignore how close our faces were. I gave a longing glance to my phone, finding that it was wiggling under Joey's weight. I needed to tell him before it slipped, because with our position...

I gulped.

"Joey, the phone's going to-" I was cut off abruptly by his lips on mine. The phone had slid, causing Joey to go forward the last few inches and our lips to meet suddenly.

His lips were just as soft as I'd always expected, and I went along with it. A tingling pleasure was all over my body and Wheeler fell into my lap. I wrapped my arms around him and led the kiss deeper, noticing that he wasn't struggling.

Switching companies for a day was probably the best decision I've made in my life.

-Dartz's POV-

(Because I know yugioh fan would be disappointed if there wasn't more Dartz in this story)

I was having fun at Kaiba Corp. There were lots of people to talk to and things to do, unlike in my company where I just sat around with my douche bag workers.

Why did I even hire an Australian, everybody knows that everything in Australia is deadly, including the people. Then again, this one was too adorable to be deadly. Adorable in the way that somebody would jump off a bridge if he told them to.

Like I said, dangerous.

Why is Australia even on this planet anyways?

"So, Mokuba, what does your brother usually do?" I asked. Mokuba raised his eyebrows at the question.

"As much as I'm tempted to reply with just 'Joey', Bigh Brother would kill me. So, he fights with Joey and does heaping piles of paperwork. He also daydreams about the blue eyes white dragon. As far as I know, that's it." Mokuba responded, and I had to smile.

"Okay then, so what should I do?" I asked Mokuba, and he shrugged.

"Well, I guess you could try to do his paperwork." Mokuba suggested.

I walked into his office and picked up the stack of papers, looking over them. Then I immediately threw them into the waste basket.

I walked over to the phone and pressed the button for the secretary.

"Hello? Yes, would you please send someone for a bottle of color changing hair dye?" I asked.

"What brand?"

"Loreal. Because I'm worth it, baby." I said before hanging up. Mokuba snickered at my antics before smiling fully and sitting in the chair that Joey usually sits in.

"You're a lot more fun that Seto." He said, and I smiled. I am a fun person, though; nobody could deny that. I pressed the secretary button again.

"Also, would you mind getting some pixie stix for Mokuba?"

"No problem." She replied happily.

Thirty minutes later, Mokuba was bouncing off the walls. I gave him a rubix cube to keep him occupied, but he solved it in just fifteen minutes. My jaw dropped when he presented me with the completed thing and he was still bouncing up and down, when I got an idea. I handed him the stack of paperwork from the waste basket and gave him a pen.

An hour later, I had a pile of completed paperwork and a sugar-crashed Mokuba.

Running Kaiba Corp was easier than I had expected even, and it was nice to get the change of scenery.

Plus, it wasn't anywhere near Australia.

END!

A/N: What did you guys think? Was it good? I should probably be working on something else right now, like Remembrance, (which by the way is getting a much bigger fanbase than I had expected,) or getting ahead in I Will Never Let That Happen. Or finally getting a start on the stageshipping story I'm going to do eventually. I actually already wrote a one shot for that pairing last night and uploaded it this morning. (Stageshipping= Tea X Dark Magician Girl) Or maybe doing one of the other two stories I'm trying to write out. But no, I'm writing you all oneshots. Be grateful.