Siyera King doesnt own How to be a heartbreaker by Marina and the diamonds. or South park
Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun,
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, just don't get attached to,
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
"Okay so you remember what i told you?" I asked the redhead in front of me.
She looked nervous but nodded.
I smiled and pat her on the head, "Dont worry red, Kevin isnt that hard to get. Just talk nerd with him,"
She smiled thankfully at me, "I really am grateful for you teaching me all this Kenny,"
I wave it off, "No problem. Im always happy to help someone try to find love,"
She smiled and huggs me. Then she turns and walks towards the boy i have been helping her get for a week now.
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
I walked down the hall to my locker.
I already see some papers sticking out of the little slits. I smile and shake my head.
I open it and read the letter. My eyes widen but i shrug and get ready for my next appointment.
I turn around and run into none other than my good friend Craig.
"Hey dude," He says.
I smile at him, "Well hello handsome,"
He rolls his eyes at me but i still smile, "gay dude, anyway so we still up for tonight?"
I smile and nod, "Yeah i think i can fit that in my schedule,"
He nods and walks away without even saying bye.
I sigh, Out of all the people in the world why must it be Craig tucker?
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do!
Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
"So can you help me?" The blond asks me with pleading eyes.
"Of course i can. I am the Doctor arent i?" I say with a smirk.
She rolls her eyes playfully then gets serious, "Ive tried to flirt and i wear flashy clothing but he doesnt notice anything!, do you think hes gay?"
I laugh, "Kyle isnt gay, trust me on this. And you need to take a different approach with him,"
She raised a delicate blond eyebrow, "How am i supposed to then?"
UI smile sneakily, "You have to be innocent to get that fish,"
"Innocent?"
I nod, "You have to be sweet, modest, leave him WANTING to know whats under those clothes. Dont just show him."
She nodds in understanding, "I know how to get him now! Thanks kenny!"
As she walks out of my little run down house i wave and say, "No problem Bebe,"
Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat
Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
Kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more-more
I stand on his porch and ring the doorbell. His younger sister answers it with a smile, "Hey Kenny!"
I smile at her and mess her hair, "How ya doin kid?"
She pouts, "Im not a kid,"
i giggle, "wheres your brother?"
she motions for the stairs and i nod and thank her before i make my way up to his room.
I open the door and see him on his bed playing with that guinie pig of his, "honey im home,"
He looks at me annoyed, "Dude stop being such a fag,"
I place a hand over my heart and say in mock hurt, "but its apart of who i am! Plus you know you love me,"
he rolls his eyes and walks to his desk..
I dont listen to a thing he says. i just admire him. his black hair that is in a natural way looks like its styles professionally, and how his two bottom teeth are crooked. and how his dark blue eyes shine like the sea after a storm.
Why Craig Tucker? Why cant i get you?
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
"Dude what the hell are you wearing?" Stan asks me while i walk into class with confidence.
"Just seeing how i would look if i went all out. You know how i always wear a few things at a time i just decided to do the whole outfit today," I say with a shrug sitting in my usual seat.
I fluffed my hair batting my eyes flirtatious at the raven haired teen next to me.
"Wow... Just wow," He says shaking his eyes.
"You know you think i look good" i say winking at him.
I see him blush and look forward. i silently cheer. Hopefully ill have th same effect on Craig.
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
At least I think I do!
Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
"Kenny!" A voice yells for me on my way lunch.
I turn around and see bebe with a wide smile o her face coming towards me, "Hey Bebe,"
She jumps and hugs me, "Thank you Thank you Thank you! It worked! Me and Kyle are going on a date tonight!"
I smile and she lets go, "Thats great Bebe!"
She smiled and nodds then looks at me, "Nice outfit. You would make a really good girl, Ken"
I blush and nod, "i know..."
She smiles slyly, "Trying to impress anyone?"
I blush even more and shake my head, "N-No!"
She squeals, "OMG Who is it! He doesnt Stand a chance against you and your knowledge!"
I shuffle and look at the ground, "Im not so sure..."
She looks at me confused, "But your THE Kenny McCormick. You have helped almost everyone of these girls and guys in this school, hell even town, get the one they want with your advice. Theres nothing you cant do,"
I shrug, "Maybe for others... but im not very good at it... When it come to myself im a complete mess,"
She looks at me sympathetically, then her eyes light up with an idea, "How about since you help everyone, someone help you! I will! I am the female equivalent of you,"
I smile at her gratefully.
Girls, we do, whatever it will take
Cause girls don't want, we don't want our hearts to break
In two, so it's better to be fake
Can't risk losing in love again babe.
Okay so your seeing him after school today right?" she asks me while we eat our lunches.
I nod, "Yeah, we have to work on a project,"
I feel eyes on me. everyone's been staring at me today. Ive been hit on multiple times and ogled and complimented. but i didnt get anything from him god why does he have to be so frustratingly stubborn.
"So what we have to do is break him. You are the King of Heartbreakers, so just be your natural self with him," she says simply.
"Its Not that easy Bebe. I flirt and hit on him all the time but he just says 'Dont be a fag McCormick' Its annoying..." i say angrily.
She laughs and i look at her questioningly, "Honey, hes in denial. he doesnt want to admit that hes got feelings for you. All you have to do is go over board,"
I sigh, "okay, ill do that... but if it ruins our friendship i am totally ambushing your and kyles date,"
She laughs, "okay okay,"
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like a little danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
I stand in front of his room door again. I dont know if he knows im here. If he does he hasnt said anything.
I breath in and open the door to see him laying on his bed with his lap top...
Shirtless.
He looks at me, "Nice outfit, McCormick,"
I smile, "thanks for noticing!"
As i walk in and sit on the edge of his bed his eyes diddnt leave me as he said, "Hard not to,"
I shrug, "So whatcha doin?" I try to look at his laptop but he pulls it away and shuts it. I look at him questioningly, "Why cant i see?"
"Its private," He says defensively,
I stand and face him, "What you got something on there you dont want me to see?" I say teasingly.
He looks at me without emotion, "Just leave it alone McCormick,"
I step towards him getting closerto him, "Why? Got something to hide?"
I step closer and closer to him to were our faces are only inches apart. hes stuck in between me and his desk, "A... secret,"
say looking him in the eyes.
"step away McCormick," he says breathlessly.
I bring a hand up and move his bangs out of h is eyes, "Why? You dont like me like this?"
He visibly gulps, "Or maybe you... do,"
I say it in such a sexy voice he looks at me in the eyes.
I get closer and closer to his face.
He looks at me. I stop when our noses are almost touching. he was taller than me by a lot so i had to stand on my tip toes, but i was still looking up at him and him down at me,
I rest a hand on his chest.
He seems to snap because he come out of his frozen state and grabs my arms and pushes his lips forcefully on mine.
How to be a heartbreaker
Boys they like the look of danger
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
Singing I lo-lo-love you
I stand on his porch. hes inside h is house and im outside. we are facing each other.
We both are blushing lightly.
"So... Wanna go get a coffee tomorrow?" He asks me sheepishly.
i smile and nod, "Id like that,"
He smiles and we just stare at each other.
After a minuet of that a voice from the livingroom yells, "Just Kiss you two doofis!"
We both look at the window that faces the porch and see Ruby there watching up with some popcorn.
"Ruby!" Craig yells at her. she just laughs, "Come one, Ive been waiting for this for months now. Just kiss!"
We look at each other and craig smiles and grabs me pulling my body against his and kisses me hot on the lips. i kiss him back.
Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you.
At least I think I do!
Okay so this was like really fun to write.
I have never heard of Marina and the Diamonds but now im in love. I love this song and decided this is perfect for a certain South park native we all know and love.
I mean seriously...
Ive also been watching Hitch a lot too. i LOVE that movie.
so yeah. Kenny is a 'love'doctor' for the kids in the school but he doesnt even know how to get the guys he loves till someone helps him.
yup... idk if this is what you wanted anon, but here you go!
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love you all sooo much~Siyera
