1Disclaimer: Hi. I don't own Final Fantasy X, Square Enix does. :\ I own the Director in herre though! ;;

Chapter 4: Besaid Island

As Tidus and Wakka are walking, Wakka stops at a cliff's edge with fencing around it. He then points down to a village

Wakka: Besaid village. I've lived here since I was born. I started playing blitz when I was 5 and joined the team at 13. This place has been my hometown…my passion…my existence! TIDUS! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS::Turns around to see no one behind him: … Tidus?... :Looks around:

Tidus happened to have fallen off the cliff after trying to catch a feather that blew his way. --;;

Tidus: Quietly …Help me.

oK… Ahem. Scene 4, Take 2…

Wakka::Clears throat: Besaid village! I've lived here ever since I was born. I started playing blitz when I was 5 and joined the team at 13. 10 years…and we've never won a game… :Shakes and scratched his head:

Tidus: 10 years without a win would do that to you. So, what's our goal?

Wakka: I don't care, as long as we do our best. I'm fine…

Tidus: …:Glares at him and hits him on the head with a fan from nowhere: WHEN I SAY, 'WHAT'S OUR GOAL?', YOU SAY "VICTORY, YOU DUMB ASSWIPE! \/

Wakka: ;.; You serious::Rubs head:

Tidus::Throws fan away over the cliff, which hits a bird: Of course!

Wakka: WoW! Sensei, you're sooo cool!

Tidus: I know. So, let's go!

And so, they are off, once again, on their way to Besaid…

…And THEN, they meet up with Luzzu and Gatta.

Luzzu: Ah, the one from the sea.

Tidus: Aah! Loser and Goat Boy! The ones ALSO from the sea:D …Am I correct? .

All: … Sweat drop

Wakka: Umm…it's Sin's toxin acting up again. ;; This is Luzzu::Points to the one with red hair: and the other one is Gatta :Points to the Afro-American xD:.
Tidus: Oh… Nice to meet ya, again. :

Luzzu & Gatta: Sweat drop

Luzzu: Anyways…there are fiends on the road today, so be careful. There's more than usual.
Wakka: Will do.
Luzzu and Gatta then leaves

Tidus: Who are they exactly anyway?

Wakka: Luzzu and Gatta, Crusaders.

Tidus: …Crews of what? o.O

Wakka: Crusaders. Don't tell me you forgot too!

Tidus::Looks down on the ground:

Wakka: Hey, dun worry about it. Crusaders are just people who dedicate their lives to defeating Sin. They have a hut in the village. When we're there, I'll show you.
Tidus: Ok…
And into Besaid…
Wakka: Welcome to Besaid.

Tidus: Is there any food here?

Wakka: Sure. We'll grab you something to eat a t my hut. :Points to the middle on to the right: Just come by over there when you're hungry, ya? Luzzu and Gatta's hut is just yonder. :Points to the last hut on the left side: And make sure you give some prayers to the temple summoner. :Starts walking away and then comes back: Come over here.

Tidus: What's up::Follows along:

Wakka: You do know the prayer, don't you?

You can choose either one, but you're gonna have to do the prayer anyway.

Tidus: Umm…

Wakka: Here, let me show you. :Takes a step back, bends one knee a bit, spreads both arms out, and then brings them together slowly while he is standing up like he is holding a snowball: Now you try.

Tidus::Tries to do it, but messes it up:

Wakka: Eh, nah bad. Now you know the prayer. Well, see ya. :Walks away, leaving Tidus in that position:

Of course I knew this prayer…if was a sign for victory for blitzball players… So many things have changed here!

Just a few hints, just below Luzzu & Gatta's hut are three treasure chests in a little home that was destroyed by Sin. And there is also one right in front of the first hut on the left. These things are helpful in case you don't have enough money to go shopping yet:P You can go to Luzzu & Gatta's to find out more about the Crusaders if you want. But to my opinion, it's all just a big bore if you've played it like, 3 times. ;; So, if you have nothing to do, just head all the way forward to the temple!

Enter the temple

Tidus steps into the Besaid temple to see people praying. He then walks up to a large statue of a man.

A priest comes to him

Priest: Finally, after all these years, we receive a statue of our temple of High Summoner Lord Braska. :Does the prayer:

Tidus: Uh…what's a 'High Summoner'?

All::Gasps and turns to look at Tidus:

Tidus: Erm…uh… I got too close to uh…Sin's toxin. And my memory's all erm…fuzzy-like.

All: Oh… :Does the prayer:

Priest: Praise be to Yevon that you are still alive.

It was funny to hear myself make the same excuse all over… Funny, and sad. Well, it's like that time I was ordering some food at Taco Bell's, I forgot that I ordered a Big Salad Burrito, and I had to tell the guy at the cashier that it was Sin's toxin that made me forget what my lunch was. …Then the guy looked at me weird and said that it's just from a stupid game called, "Final Fantasy X". …The one that I star in! --;; Anywaysz…back to the plot before they deduct another 0 from my paycheck like two weeks ago. ;;

Tidus walks outside the temple and into Wakka's hut

Wakka: Sorry bro, not time for lunch yet. Take a nap, you look bushed.

Tidus: Sure, thanks. :Goes to bed:

The priest then comes inside to Wakka's

Priest: Aren't you going to check on them?

Wakka::Gets up: We can't interfere, it's a rule. :Then walks out after the priest:

Priest: But it's been nearly…

Scene changes to when Tidus was a child in Zanarkand

Man: But it's been nearly…

Camera gets closer to the back of the man's head… …Umm…maybe a bit TOO close… ;;

Man::Turns around: Hey! Why're you looking at the back of my head?

Director: Back up… --;; :Sighs: I so have to fire that cameraman.
…Umm…right. ;; Scene 4, Take 2...

Man: But it's been nearly…

Camera gets closer CORRECTLY

Man: ...It's been nearly a day already.

Tidus' Mother: Will you go look for him?

Man::Nods and leaves:

Tidus' Mother: Thank you…

Tidus: Oh, whoopee… He's lost. He's not a little puppy, you know. He's probably out drinking again and hooking women, as always. --

Tidus' Mother::Turns around: DON'T SAY THAT! OO JECHT'S NOT LIKE ANY OTHER MEN!

Tidus: I know. Other men don't drink as often as him. ;;

Tidus' Mother::Starts crying and runs off the set:

All: … Sweat drop

Director: Umm…little Tidus… We didn't want you to make her CRY. --;;

Tidus::Shrugs: Sorry. I couldn't help it. :D
Director::Sighs and shakes head: Ok. Rewind the camera! Eleya, come back to the set right now!

Scene 4, Take 3…

Tidus: …Who cares if he's gone?

Tidus' Mother: But what if he never comes back?

Tidus: Fine. Let him::Looks on the ground:

Tidus' Mother::Kneels down: Do you…hate him so?

Tidus::Nods:

Tidus' Mother: But if he never comes back, you'll never be able to tell him how much you hate him.

Tidus wakes up screaming and noticing that Wakka has gone

Tidus: Wakka::Gets up and out to the temple:

Tidus then enters the Besaid Temple, where Wakka and the Priest is standing in front of a flight of stairs

Tidus: So, what's up?

Wakka: The summoner isn't back yet.

Tidus: Wha? OO

Wakka: It's been nearly a day already since the summoner's been inside praying.

Tidus: ..Eh blegh? Oo;;

Wakka: Summoners go inside to pray for the Aeon.
Tidus::Files his nails: Uh huh…Ya… That's nice, honey. :Blows at his nails: Anything else?

Wakka: … Sweat drop Umm…ya… Do you just wanna go in now?

Tidus: Yes please.

Wakka: …Stop saying 'please'… And take off those clip-on earrings. :Points to Tidus's ears and yanks the clip-on earrings off:

Tidus: AAAAH! THESE WERE FROM CLAIRE'S YOU IDIOT::Cries and runs up the stairs and through the door:

Wakka::Looks from the door and back to the earrings and picks them up. He then drops them in his gloves and laughs evilly: Mwaha…who said I had to travel all the way to America to get them? xD :Runs up after him:

Tidus: WHEE! Ooh. This place is pretty…

Wakka: Sweat drop This is like taking a 5-year old to the candy shop…

Tidus: OOH! I LOVE THAT SONG! I'll take you to the Candy Shop. I'll lick you like a lollipop

Wakka::Rolls eyes: Oh, god. Shut up. :Goes ahead and touches the glyph, and does the whole process…:

Tidus: After Wakka pushes the pedestal into the end So…where we going, Mommy::Licks a lollipop:

Wakka: Down to the Chamber of the Fayth where… :Looks at Tidus and raises an eyebrow: I didn't take you to the candy shop. oO

Tidus: I know.

The elevator starts moving down and Tidus screams in fear and clings onto Wakka's legs

Tidus: OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. WE'REGONNADIE. I'MHYPERVENTALLATING NOW. WE'REGONNADIEAQUICKANDPAINFULDEATH. YESSIREEE… THAT'SUSALRIGHT…

Wakka: --;; Why did we hire this guy anyway?...

A/N: I'm nah gonna be that descriptive on every single thing ne more cause it'll take too long. I'll just get to the humor.

Wakka and Tidus finally reaches the chamber. They see Lulu and Kimahri, and Wakka tries to walk, dragging Tidus across the ground at the same time.

Tidus: Oww. Oww. OWW. MOMMY! MY KNEES ARE BEING TEARED BY THE GLASS ON THE GROUND!

Lulu & Kimahri: … OO;;

Lulu: What the hell are you doing to that guy?

Wakka: I don't know, ya. He's just clinging onto me. :Kicks him off to Lulu's feet:

Tidus: Oww… :Looks down to see a shadow: Huh? It's nighttime already::Looks up to see Lulu's boobs in the way as the shadow: Whoa… You have such huge coconuts…

Lulu: … 'COCONUTS'? I DIDN'T SPEND 3 HOURS STUFFING MELONS DOWN BY THREE BRAS TO HAVE THEM CALLED 'COCONUTS'! … OO :Blinks and sees everyone staring at her when she just realized what she just said: Umm…continue. ;; :Steps back and folds arm across chest:

Wakka::Picks Tidus up and whispers: I knew they were some bigger fruits!

Tidus::Nods and dusts himself off: Where am I?

Wakka: We're at the Chamber of the Fayth. We're waiting for the Summoner to come out.

Tidus: When will he come out?

Wakka: The Summoner's a she.

Tidus: Oh. …When will the she-male come out?

Lulu::Snickers:

Wakka: Hey. You're the one who told her she can go for that Extreme Makeover thing on TVB. And look what they did!

Lulu: So? I didn't tell them to make her a transsexual! --;;

Tidus: Wha? OO

Lulu: Nothing. YY;;

The door then opens to reveal Yuna coming out. She walks out slowly, and starts descending the stairs…and then trips and falls! ;; She rolls down the stairs and hits the floor face-on.

All: OO;;

Tidus: Umm…was that supposed to happen::Points:

Wakka::Laughs: This happens to her every morning whenever she wakes up from another one of Gackt's concerts!

Yuna::Jumps up: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! \/ KIMAHRI! WHAT HAPPENED TO CATCHING ME!

Kimahri: … :Stares at her and shrugs:

Director: Umm…guys… Can we get back to the making of this movie?...

Yuna: NO! I DEMAND TOTAL RESPECT CAUSE I'M BRASKA'S DAUGHTER! YOU HEAR ME! B-R-A-…

Tidus: HAH! You spelled "bra"! xDD

Yuna: --;;

Director: Uh…can we just move on, Yuna? We're not here for another version of Sesame Streets, Dirty Version…

Yuna: Grr… FINE. In a low voice But Lulu stuffs hers… :Coughs:

Lulu: What was that?

Yuna: Nothing. UU Now, let us all go outside so we can all worship my super animal skills. :Walks out and trips again: D'OH!

All: … --;;

Director::Shakes head and rolls eyes: Why didn't I hire that girl Rinoa?...

And so, Yuna gets up and walks outside CORRECTLY, with everyone else following her

Wow. That girl, she's hott. OO I never knew that Summoners can be girls. I thought they were old geezers like Kimahri, cause he's really a retired cop in a blue lion-looking thingy costume that no one knows about except for me, cause I saw him stripping before at a club… ANYWAYSZ! ;; I'll get back to the story before the Director replaces me with that Cloud guy…

Tidus walks out the temple and Wakka is calling for him to come over

Tidus: What are we looking at?

Wakka::Grabs Tidus by wrapping his arm around his neck and then drags him over:

Tidus: AAAH! LET ME GO! I'M SUFFOCATING! ;;

Wakka::Lets go and Tidus hits some people: Ssh!

Tidus: WHAT? YOU'RE 'SSH'-ING ME WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE TRYING TO KILL ME?

Wakka: Hey, grow up will ya? A lotta people wants to kill you in this movie anyway. --; I'm just doing my part. xD

Tidus: --

Wakka: Anywaysz, shut up. The show's about to go on.

Tidus: What show? OO

Wakka::Points to Yuna and Lulu in the center. Lulu then walks backwards into the crowd:

Lulu: Yuna.

Yuna::Turns to Lulu and nods: I'm ready. I'm always read. Cause ya know what? I'm BRASKA'S daughter!

All: … Sweat drop

Tidus: God…she's so full of herself…

Yuna::Does that move to summon Valefor, her first Aeon:

Valefor::Growls lowly and comes closer to Yuna:

Yuna: … OO AAAH! A DEMON! BACK, YOU MONSTER::Starts whacking poor Valefor with her rod:

Valefor::Roars and flies away in pain: I'll get her when she summons me in a tutorial battle… Heheheh…

All: …Sweat drop :Then claps: YAAAY!

Yuna: And what?

Tidus & Wakka: … Sweat drop

I've never saw anything like that before…some weird monster thingy coming down… And some girl smacking it when it just comes… oO Animal cruelty… Anywaysz, then later that night, that was the first time we talked…

Wakka brings Tidus over to the Besaid Aurochs to meet them again

Wakka: Guys, this is Tidus. He's gonna ensure victory to our team. And if he doesn't… :Cracks knuckles and puts on an evil grin:

Tidus: OO;; That's not how it goes in the script…

Director: Wakka…get rid of the intimidation. --;

Wakka: Oh. Right. ;; :Wipes that smile off his face and clears his throat: Ahem… Tidus here says we're gonna win.

Botta: You serious?

Wakka: Yep. And if we don't… :Cracks his knuckles again and smiles evilly again:

Tidus: Sweat drop :Runs away this time to Yuna:

Besaid Aurochs: Sweat drop

Director: QUIT THE INTIMIDATION ALREADY!

Wakka: Heheh. Sorry.

Tidus ran to Yuna, where they talk for the first time

Yuna: YOU! DID YOU SEE IT::Points at Tidus:

Tidus: …Sweat drop Uh…the summoning thingy? Yeah. It was cool. ;;

Yuna: …WHADDYA MEAN 'COOL'? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "SUPERB", OR "MAGNIFICENT"! NOT 'COOL'! \/

Tidus: OO;; I'm sorry… God…why's it so hard to talk to girls with big egos?...

Yuna: WHAT'D YOU SAY! \/

Tidus: Nothing. ;

Yuna: Anywaysz… :Clears throat: Ahem… We're going on the same boat, right?

Tidus: Huh?

Yuna: We're going to go to Kilika together, right?

Tidus: Umm…I guess…

Yuna: Good. I'll see you tomorrow then. Good night… Oo Loser… :Coughs and walks away:

Tidus: … --;

Wakka::Comes over and nudges him: She's cute, ya?

You get three choices to choose from. No matter what you choose, you're warned by Wakka on habbing her. xD

Wakka: Well…you can't have her! TT

Tidus: Why not? OO

Wakka: Cause…cause… I'M IN LOVE WITH HER::Shows him his "I Love Yuna" T-Shirt he made:

Tidus: … Sweat drop

Wakka: AND HERE! HERE! AND ALSO THIS TOO! TAKE A LOOK AT ALL THESE::Throws him random Yuna merchandises he bought off of E-Bay until it covers Tidus in a pile. Takes a deep breath and pants for air: Now…you…see…why…you can't…have…her…

Tidus is buried underneath all the merchandise and tries to say "Yes"

Wakka: Good. I made a bed for you. So tell me when you wanna go to bed, ok::Walks away:

Tidus: Muffled How about now?...

Tidus goes off to bed to have his dream

Tidus runs down the pier to the boat that'll take everyone to Kilika. He sees Yuna there, waiting for him.

Yuna: Everyone will find us if the boat doesn't come.

Tidus::Breathes: Yeah..

Yuna: Will you…take me to Zanarkand?

Tidus: Sure. :Starts jogging in place:

Rikku then appears and runs towards Tidus

Rikku: TIDUS! HONEY::Glomps him:

Tidus: AH::Falls front as Yuna stares down at him and Rikku:

Yuna: 'Honey'? oO Who is she?

Tidus: Uh…Rikku, meet Yuna. Yuna, Rikku.

Rikku: Hi.

Yuna: …Wait…what is she doing here? I thought you were taking me to Zanarkand for a party at the end of this chapter.

Rikku: Wha?... You said you were gonna take me! :Looks down at Tidus:

Tidus: Well…uh…

Jecht appears

Jecht: What? You can't even handle a blitzball, and now you're trying to handle women? Hah. You'll never be the pimp that I was.

Tidus: I didn't say that I wanted to be a pimp… --;

Jecht: Pssh. I read your diary. Don't lie to me. It's all in here::Shows his pink furry-covered diary:

Tidus: OO WHERE'D YOU GET THAT!

Yuna: Oh! Tidus keeps a diary::Runs over to Jecht to read it:

Rikku: OoH! I wanna see toO::Gets off of Tidus and runs over as well:

Tidus: NOOO! ;.; :Starts crying:

Jecht: Ahem. "Dear Diary, I told this girl that I liked her. She was really reallllyyyy pretty. But Daddy came along and pimped her away from me. -- Now I'm really reaalllllyyyyyy sad. Daddy's always pimping all the girls I want. And she said she never liked me back that way. ;.; I cried again after she told me that. I cried for 2 hours straight. Mommy said that if I kept crying, she'd take away my Game Boy privileges. :\ And again, I cried in secret." HAH! This was only two weeks ago too!

All::Laughs at Tidus crying again:

Tidus then wakes up from his nightmare with sweat running down his face and him screaming…

Tidus: I HATE YOU! ;; :Starts crying again until he hears Lulu outside. Gets up and walks to the front of the hut to eavesdrop:

Lulu: Uh…is it just me, or is that blonde looking at us? Oo

Wakka::Turns to look at Tidus staring at them: Umm…I think so.

Tidus then comes out, thinking that he's "invisible"

Lulu & Wakka: … Sweat drop

Lulu: Whatever. We get paid for acting ya know… Ahem… Chappu's dead, you idiot. TT How many times do I have to tell you that?

Wakka: I derno. :Shrugs: I dun think he's dead. I think he went into a pretty place where all the ponies are at.

Lulu: …Uh…Wakka… He's dead. Sin came and sat on him… And he died… oO;; And uh…why's he getting popcorn now?

Wakka::Sees Tidus munching on popcorn with his "invisibility skills": Sweat drop I derno… Anywaysz…can't we just pretend he never died? ;;

Lulu: NO! That's enough, Wakka::Turns and walks away as Wakka stares down at the ground:

Tidus: Uh oh. He's gonna catch me out of bed… :Runs back inside:

Wakka: Sweat drop I already know he's out of bed… oO :Walks inside the hut as well:

Tidus: So, what was that all about?

Wakka: You were there. You saw everything. Now go to bed. -- :Walks past Tidus to go to bed:

Tidus: …Don't tell me the Invisibility Pills I bought don't work. --;; It cost me 1,000,000 Gil. ;.;

So, I finally updated. : Next chapter might be up soon.