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It was the night that Ron left, Harry was feeling guilty. It was his fault that now Ron is gone and Hermione is sad. He can't take it anymore, he's hungry and cold. He's always scared that they might be caught, he can't sleep. Every night there's a new nightmare, a new person killed by Voldemort.
He decided to open the box. It would be nice to hear his parents voice again. That was his favorite part, hearing their voices, talking to him, helping him. It was like they were next to him. He opened the box open and the familiar white light appeared. Harry heard a familiar voice but it wasn't his mother.
So I only have to press the red button and ask him the question?
Yes, I said that a million times
Are you sure? Because Moony told me that I had to stay in one leg while dancing can can and singing the Bohemian Rhapsody
Merlins pants, Padfoot sometimes you're daft
Hey I have feelings, you know what I won't ask him the question. HA Who's daft now?
You know that we can ask someone else to do it and you still are daft
I was joking. Geez why are you so sirius? And no i'm not
If I hear one more time that stupid pan I swear to Merlin that I will make your hair as greasy as Snivellus and yes you are
Don't you dare touch my hair, my beautiful pretty hair. Also shut up
Stop stroking your hair and ask the damn question or Lily will kill me
Sure, so Harry as you heard me and your dad's conversation
You had pressed the button? Bloody Hell. Crap, I just swore in front of him. Sorry Harry I meant Red Anti-Paradise.
Red Anti-Paradise, are you kidding me. He must be 17 now, aren't ya Harry?
He can't answer
How do you know?
I just know ok?
How do you know?
Just stop it
If you won't tell me then I will start calling you a Butt-Trumpet and I'll say to Lily that one time you wore her bra
But that's Snivellus name and you dared me to do it
I don't care, now tell me
We already tried it with Lily, HAPPY?
Nope
Anyway
Harry this is my question for you:
There once was a handsome boy, whose family hated him because he was different. At the age of 15 the boy decided to go and live with his best friend. What was his best friend's name?
Are you kidding me? You had one month to think of something and that's all you thought. Anyone could have found the box and answered our questions.
What do you mean our questions? I am the first to ask a question so I decided to make it easy.
No, I was the first one, you were the second
Shit, I mean crap, I mean poopy. Merlin how old are you Harry cause I want to swear, I mean say a bad word.
What did you do the whole month?
I was out, you know partying, drinking, working for the order. I didn't have any time at all.
Ok, I forgive you. Now Harry or whoever it is. You can answer
Harry was still wide eyed, hearing his godfather's voice after his death was a great shock. Harry remembered when he told him that he ran away from his house at the age of 15 to go and live with his James.
"He went to live with the Potters, his best friend's name is James, James Potter."
Congratulations Harry, I know it's you. I was just joking with Sirius, anyway you have three more questions left. Good Luck my son.
JOKING, YOU WERE JOKIN?. I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS THAT OUR GIFT TO HARRY WOULD GO TO A COMPLETE STRANGER
Relax it's not lik-
And it was over, the second question was done. What's next?
A/N: English is not my mother language so I might have made Grammar Mistakes. Did you like it, love it, hate it? Please review.
