Caboose was really excited to meet all the ponies.

"Ponies!" Caboose exclaimed. He loves ponies.

"Yes Caboose. Ponies" said Church.

"Its nice to meet new ponies. And might I say, what wonderful cutie marks you have!" Twilight said.

"Uh, thanks? What is she talking about Donut?" Grif asked.

"She's talking about the markings on our asses" Tucker said.

"What are you... oh" said Grif, looking at himself. He had a beer bottle cutie mark.

"Ooh cool whats mine..." said Tucker. Its an energy sword.

"Wait, does everyone have one?" Church asked.

"But of course!" Pinkie Pie said. "See mine? Mine has party balloons!"

"Then whats mine?" asked Simmons. "It'd better not be..." and when he turned he saw exactly what he had expected. A brain. "Okay, whatever you're doing God, it's not funny"

"Mines a bunch of lollipops on top of a donut!" exclaimed Donut.

"Mine looks like.. my old body?" Church said. It was the monitor. "I wish it could've been at least a little bit cooler. A floating metal eyeball isn't cool at all!"

"Yeah, you're right it isn't. You were such an asshole, that I don't even want to remember it" Grif complained.

"Mine is the military ranking for sergeant. Not such a surprise. I am THE Sarge after all! Heh heh" Sarge exclaimed.

"Mine looks like a cupcake. I think its a cupcake... yeah, probably" Caboose said.

"Caboose, actually yours looks really cool! Its not a cupcake, its an atomic explosion!" exclaimed Simmons.

"Mines the symbol of Project Freelancer" stated Agent Washington.

"Well, there all wonderful!" said Fluttershy, but everyone barely heard her.

Rainbow Dash was checking Grif and Tucker out all of the sudden.

"What are you doing?" Grif asked.

"Nice wings!" Rainbow replied.

"What? Grif has wings? Do I have wings?" Tucker asked.

"Yeah! How do you ponies not know that you have wings?" Rainbow said.

"Really? How do we use them!?" Grif and Tucker were both amazed by themselves.

"Do you feel any extra muscles in your back, besides your back?" she asked.

"Sort of..." Grif said.

"YES! I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY NOW!" Tucker yelled. Soon, he started running and flapping his wings, and eventually he took off after a few tries.

"What the fuck? Why can't I?" Grif kept slamming into the ground after the first few feet of flight.


Later on, Tucker had gotten so good, he was able to float around.

"This is fucking amazing!" he was totally psyched!

"Yeah, for you" Grif was able to fly, but not float. So he stuck to jumping off the sides of mountains and buildings. Grif and Tucker were hanging out, which is quite a surprise. But under the circumstances, it didn't really matter.

"Hey dude, whats that?" Grif asked. He was looking at a big puffy dust ball speeding towards them. It was knocking ponies out of the way, and by the time Tucker realized what- who it was, it was too late.

"Holy shit... Its the fucking META!" Tucker exclaimed, and they both flew back to the others as fast as they could.