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Chapter 3: I hear Naughty Things

Shikamaru's POV

I must say school wasn't exactly as bad as I thought it would be. Screw that it was terrible. Everyone was concerned about the girls and didn't give a damn ham about us. Nope not even a damn ham. How sad is that? Then what really makes me mad is Kakashi assigns 3 other guys to show them around school. Naruto, Gaara, and Sai. For some reason I just can't stand Naruto. I know he's annoying but I can usually forget the stupid stuff. Sometimes it feels like we're competing in everything we do. I always win but that's not the point. No after the guys showed them around, they're all getting attached and hanging around together. Not cool. Temari recognizes me from the hospital yesterday but she keeps giving me very strange looks. Hinata won't go anywhere near Sasuke. That might make Neji a little happier but he's so lost in his own loneliness that he couldn't care less. Neji, man I feel really bad for him. He's been locked up in his emo corner for the past day. He won't talk to anyone. It's like Tenten is the light to his dark, which makes sense because she's crazy. For some reason when I was younger I thought being a Junior would be fun. You know with the prom and all. I figured I'd take Temari. If she gets her memory back, I will. Then I started to hear a conversation.

"You're pretty cute"

…………………."You're pretty cute yourself"

"I'm happy you broke up with that jerk"

"Why?"

"Because now I don't have so much competition"

"Aww that's cute"

"Baby you're all that I want"

"Awww Sai that's adorable. How about we get together over the weekend?"

"That sounds good to me……….Hinata- hime"

Holy cheese on rye…damn Tenten's rubbing off on me. Sasuke would KILL Sai, probably rip his head off. Nobody makes a move on Hinata and lives. Then again maybe I shouldn't tell him. Hinata deserves another chance at life and this is how she wants to live it. I have no right. This is her choice. Sasuke would be heart- broken. Just as I turned the corner I heard another conversation.

"So did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"The naughty things Tenten was doing"



"Nope. What was it?"

"it was her and that Gaara guy"

"Personally he creeps me out"

"I heard they were making out in the janitors closet"

"Who told you that?"

"Naruto himself. Gaara's best friend"

"Man I feel bad for Neji"

"Yeah they were such a cute couple"

"He must feel like shit in a barrel"

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"WTF! WHAT'S SHIT IN A BARREL?"

"I'd love to explain but software applications is starting soon"

"Okay see you later Kyo"

"Yeah see ya Yuki"

I had no idea who this Yuki guy was but he obviously new a lot. (Me: My current manga is Fruits Basket so I'm borrowing the names) Ewwww but Tenten and Gaara. That was a little messed up. Isn't he Temari's brother? YUCK! If losing Tenten wasn't enough when he finds out the red head and her were snogging Ne'll will be furious. Software Applications eh? Well that class I'll just skip. Hell I'll skip the whole day. I went to the safety of my home, far away from any treacherous gossip. I sat in my room and opened the window. A gentle breeze playfully swept aside the curtains of the open window, seeming to dance along the inside of the room, before dying down just as suddenly. I sighed heavily and lay down to think through these past days………Dr. Micaf…………what's his face……I'll kill him. He's the one who totally screwed up our lives. Damn this is troublesome. I really hate life right now. And I think….I'll………..just……….driff………offffffff…………….to………………sleep…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Hinata's POV

Father didn't seem too upset that I had amnesia. He just continued business like he always did and pretended nothing happened. Its always that way around him. I'm second rate. ANYWAYS Holy crap Sai is the best kisser. When he walked me to my car, it was a little peck but it was soo HAWT. We're supposed to go out tonight at the local bakery/ hangout, Shmuffin Palace. OMG they have the best éclairs. Anyway that Sasuke guy bothered me today. He seemed really mad that Sai and I were hanging out. I think he's P.Oed because they look alike. But I like Sai because he's so artistically sweet not his looks………although they play a small part in it. I remember that day Sasuke and I talked.

Flashback



"Oh I guess we'll have to start over again as couple"

"WHAT?"

"Before this you and I were dating"

"Sasuke…..was it?...Well I don't really know. I'm not one to jump into commitments"

"Please Hinata- hime give me a chance"

"I'm sorry Sasuke- san but I just don't feel that way"

"Please call me Sasuke or Sasuke- kun san makes me twitch"

"I'm sorry Sasuke"

He sighed.

"Here I bought you something. I'm hoping you'd accept it"

He pulled out a small wavy ribbon and placed it in my hair.

"You're beautiful" he whispered.

I blushed and whispered a small thank you.

He smiled slightly and took the ribbon to his mouth, sexily I might add.

"Your welcome"

And just like that he walked away, smugly. I continued to stare at were he was standing. That jerk getting me all excited. Hmph I'm through with him.

End Flashback

I know it probably hurts Sasuke to look at me. But Sai just makes me soooooooo happy. I don't think I've ever been this peppy before. I mean with my problems at home and all. Then my phone started ringing. The song was "The Chicken Dance." That somehow brought back a memory.

I remember Sasuke was laughing with ne while playing with my silver enV. He flipped though my playlist and said, "Here this is your new ringtone." The Chicken Dance song started to play. I laughed. "Why?" I asked. "Well I mean everyone says my hair looks like a chicken butt so this song seems appropriate" he said. "To me it looks like a duck butt, but who's complaining you look really good to me either way" I said. He smirked seductively and placed a chaste kiss on my cheek. "You're so cute" he said. I smiled brightly.

End of memory

Wow! He and I had so much fun together. I seem as though I really loved him. Great NOW I FEEL GUILTY. THANKS GOD…THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR GIVING ME THE GUILT TRIP!! I sighed. "Sasuke" I whispered and got ready for my date with Sai.

Temari's POV

Man that Shikamaru guy has been on my tail lately. Always watching me wherever I go and stuff. Its kinda creepy……not it's VERY creepy. I've been hanging out with Uzumaki lately. I don't feel like calling him Naruto. Uzumaki's a nice kid. He's polite and always making me buy him ramen(That gets on my nerves) Anyway today I had to go to the doctors for a check up on my amnesia. I took my brother, Gaara, with me because I'm deathly afraid of needles and needles tend to be in a doctors office. My doctor's name was Dr. Hennessey. After some strange testing and walked into the waiting room thingy. After a few L-O-N-G minutes the doctor walked out, his face grim. "What's the diagnosis?" I asked my voice cracking. "I have a bad case of loving you"…………………………………………………………………………….I slapped that man and slapped him hard. "I WAS WORRIED YOU DOUCHE!" He seemed to snap into reality. I'll say he looked pretty comical with the newly formed red slap mark on his cheek. "There is nothing new with you. I suggest you go home and rest. This whole amnesia thing may be putting unwanted stress on your brain. Besides it may cause tuberculosis" he said. I stared at him. "WHAT THE HELL NO IT WON'T!!" I screamed. "I know it's just a funny word"…………………….SLAP!

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Holy cheese on rye! If u watch Death note or read it you know his name is Light Yagami. Spell Yagami backwards. IM A GAY!! I JUST noticed that

I'm sorry it took long I haven't been on the computer too much.